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  • king k rool is now basically CONFIRMED for smash 5!
    May 29
    • Vini
      Vini
      pics or it didn't happen
    • sharklaser
      sharklaser
      you will see tomorrow
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      Fat big nosed bowser is in!
    • Vini
      Vini
      All that was confirmed was Pokémon GO 2: Switch edition, and the day is ending.
      Now if you think Mii costumes count...
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      Nintendo never lets down letting us down.
  • hey how's it going everyone, and welcome to BEST TRENDS. today we're going to be going over
    5 dashnetters who have SWORN!
    May 26
  • who is the biggest weeb of them all?
    May 16
    • Vini
      Vini
      @carmory tell em, fam
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      lol ur trash weeb

  • this is my favorite undertale music
    May 13
    • lennonluiz0907
      lennonluiz0907
      This is far better than it has any right to be.
  • someone angrily told me that i played "undertale" the wrong way so i decided to play it a different way

    it seemed like the real end with all the credits but then the game decided to laugh in my face and play that slow music again at the end screen

    why does this game have good reviews when the game does such a dick move to me and denies me a real ending
    May 9
    • Goldra
      Goldra
      Because Undertale has retarded design, and says that "oh bluh bluh you're a monster for not playing the game the way I wanted you to play it, kill yourself."

      Also you basically got the ending.
    • Goldra
      Goldra
      Basically, if you went through the route where you killed everything (actually, why did you do that? that route is boring as hell except for a few bosses, and intentionally too) you get an ending that fucks up the other endings unless you do some stuff with the files.
  • why we should add king k rool into smash 5 -

    he is cool
    we need more villains
    we need more donkey kong characters
    he has cool theme music unlike any other character
    he is a god unlike any other character
    he is unique
    did i mention that he is cool
    May 2
    • Vini
      Vini
      why we should add bowser clone into smash 5 -

      he breathes fire
      we need more clones
      we need to expand dong
      he has generic final boss theme
      he is pretty damn easy unlike any other character
      he is fat croco lol
      did i mention that he does not breathe fire
    • sharklaser
      sharklaser
      first off literally nobody else in history thinks he is a bowser clone
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      well...there is a resemblance.

      but... generic boss theme? DKC won several awards for it's OST that year, no? It's pretty awsome, even more if you consider the year of release.
    • Vini
      Vini
      Do people still take full width text seriously?

      Also, he would definitely be a Bowser clone in Smash. I'm not saying K. looks like Bowser.
      Again, K. Rool would be Ganon to Bowser's Captain Falcon.
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      If Gannon is ugly C. Falcon, would KKRoll be fat bowser?
    • sharklaser
      sharklaser
      if the game devs are bad then yes
      but i trust these devs
      except maybe not after they made a clone of the most boring character in the roster by far (THAT MEANS PIT)
    • Vini
      Vini
      If you think Pit is boring there is no salvaging your poor, pitiful, uncultured soul.
    • sharklaser
      sharklaser
      i have played smash 4 at least 4000 times and i have seen like
      2 people play pit
      and i'm pretty sure both of them were playing random
      i think that says something about him
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      Haha, PITiful.
    • Vini
      Vini
      ^

      Now, underused ≠ boring. Besides, 4000 matches isn't really much.
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      Oh, my brother is a pit main, oh, the things he would do to pretentious Luigi
    • sharklaser
      sharklaser
      good for him
      have you asked him how it feels to be a critically endangered species?
      also, 4000 * 5 minutes = 20000 minutes or about 400 hours and you call that "not much"
    • Vini
      Vini
      That's less than 20 days. Sure, 20 days of nonstop gaming is a lot, but Smash's been out for almost four years now. That's really not much.
    • Vini
      Vini
      But hey, that's implying all your matches last the full 5 minutes, because your average For Glory fight takes 2 minutes and 40 seconds, so we can effectively cut it down to 200 hours.
      Since my 20 days was a generous estimate, let's bring it down to a bit over 10.
      Either you're making this about Pit up or you don't really play much Smash at all.
      And again, underused ≠ boring nor is it bad design. How many times do you see Zelda fighting? Dr. Mario? Bowser Jr.? Ike? R.O.B.? Robin? Lucario? Peach?
      Does that speak anything for them?
      Well, I suspect it ain't much, even for your "400" hours.
    • sharklaser
      sharklaser
      first off if we are doing calculations here
      how did you pull out that 2:40 number
      also i've seen a fair number of ike mains (at least 50 i guess) and definitely several from all those other characters. definitely more than pit at least.
      zeldas always go for the up b kill at 60 and they always fail and get bodied hard. nice
    • sharklaser
      sharklaser
      also how long is this thread going to go?
    • Vini
      Vini
      It can end now.

      How did I got the numbers? Tournaments data and YouTubers. If you saw more Dr. Mario and Zelda than Pit, you are an oddity in the numbers or, again, just haven't played enough.
    • sharklaser
      sharklaser
      what i'm tryna say is
      does pit have any "hype" moves? no
      does pit have any super powerful moves? nah
      does pit have an above average combo game? ne
      powerful mixups? nooo
      is he particularly fast or slow? nay
      is his recovery notable (good or bad)? nope
      i've seen several people say pit is their least played character and i can see why
      i'm not saying pit is boring in his source i'm saying pit's moveset doesn't bring the hype and stirs absolutely no excitement or controversy
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      as an average person, this cringes me
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      also are you implying that nintendo is even worse than blizzard at balancing?

      good.
    • Vini
      Vini
      @eye_see get crunge'd

      @shar_klaiser That's, like, your opinion, mate. But sure, let's stop there. Any longer and this crosses the line of "moderately acceptable spam".