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If Cam got to rant about Game Theory, I can get to rant about Underlab.
I haven't even watched the video and I can already tell that most of this is just pulled straight from their anus. None of it is canon if it didn't come from the game or Toby - it's not "everything you didn't already know" if it's not true and canon. It's "everything you didn't already think was true." And it's probably not right from any stand point - the closest they'll probably get to being correct was someone possibly having an AU sorta like this.
I can also tell from the thumbnail alone that this theory is just meant to be edgy and ruin Alphys as a character for many people by feeding people lies about how she injected Determination into herself or whatever the unholy fuck. Fuck these guys.
I would use lightning to burn the phrase "GODISNOWHERE" into Mt. Everest - or anywhere else where people would really notice. Then, for the rest of my life when I'm not God anymore, I'll laugh as people debate what it says when it's bunched together like that.