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qpmc_shitposts

me: bby ur hand is so thin her: that me leaf

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  • lukeMj
    SO i asked my dad how computers and phones and stuff works and he told me. ITS MAGIC JOEL, ITS MAGIC!

    I Was Changed Forever
    April 9
    • lukeMj
      lukeMj
      this is you in a nut shell.
  • me: bby ur hand is so thin

    her: that me leaf
    April 8
  • SwingWing
    S K I N B O I
    April 8
  • hello this is the slightly elliptic Earth society how can i help you
    April 7
    • Vini
      Vini
      Are the Earth's foci on the north and south poles?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      If we go east of Asia, will we find the USA?
    • lennonluiz0907
      lennonluiz0907
      How the hell do airplanes work?
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      magic
  • easter fools day: hide normal eggs that are painted to look like the ones that contain candy
    April 1
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      Wrap dog shit in coloured foil. Compress to egg shape. Freeze. Distribute.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Wrap your sperm in an Easter egg and give it to your girlfriend, tell her that it is Swiss Chocolate Cream
  • Θώθ
    April 1
  • qpmc_shitposts was promoted to Level 2.
    March 30
    • qpmc_shitposts
      qpmc_shitposts
      damn it i still cant post links
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      You are a link to the shitpost universe, that should suffice
    • qpmc_shitposts
      qpmc_shitposts
      but this site is blocking the flow of shitposts into your world
    • Vini
      Vini
      And that is a bad thing... How?
    • qpmc_shitposts
      qpmc_shitposts
      because how else am i supposed to flood your universe with pure memes and utter nonsense
    • Vini
      Vini
      Use the bucket.
    • leun
      leun
      thank god vanilla
  • qpmc_shitposts earned the 5 Agrees badge.
    You received 5 Agrees. We like that.
    March 29
  • qpmc_shitposts, EOTW and sharklaser earned the 10 Comments badge.
    No longer a one-hit wonder! It looks like you’re going places.
    March 28
    • sharklaser
      sharklaser
      stop this. please
    • EOTW
      EOTW
      I'm sorry stop what though?
    • Vini
      Vini
      You'll stop getting them soon enough.
      But if it's going to make you feel better, feel free to burn tires in front of Vanilla's HQ. Maybe they'll implement some decent stuff.
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      I think this vanilla thing is a veteran prank you guys play on us innocent newbs
    • Vini
      Vini
      You know, it might just be usa.
    • qpmc_shitposts
      qpmc_shitposts
      yay
      still cant post links though
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      You are a link to shitpost dimension, that should suffice
  • goddamnit mod queueue, absorbing my 1K(estimate) word long shitpost.
    March 25
  • Lava_Entity


    yea you DID IT!
    March 25
  • Carmory
    hey you should like acknowledge that you are infringe on my hobby because you are ok
    March 25
  • goddamnit vanilla not letting me post my surreal memes
    March 24
    • Vini
      Vini
      Hail Vanilla!
    • leun
      leun
      vanilla actually doing something right for once
  • Lava_Entity
    i smack thee with a shovel for your past atrocities.
    March 24
    • qpmc_shitposts
      qpmc_shitposts
      ahh those were the good days
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I smack thee with a pickaxe for your past aristocracies
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      i smack thee with a sword for your past atrocities
    • qpmc_shitposts
      qpmc_shitposts
      i throw a bucket at thee for your past atrocities
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      I smack thee with pure edge (AKA Shadow) for your past atrocities.
    • _Shadowed_Entity_
      _Shadowed_Entity_
      I smack thee with an extremely sharp and painful object for your past atrocities.
    • Vini
      Vini
      I smack you three with a rubber duck for your future abnormities.
  • THE VEGETABLES ARE BLEEDING WHAT DO I DO
    March 22
  • my friend is haunted by an egg
    March 22
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Tell him to egg-nore it
    • lennonluiz0907
      lennonluiz0907
      REACTIONS FOR ACTIVITY COMMENTS PLOX
    • qpmc_shitposts
      qpmc_shitposts
      how is this abuse-worthy
    • Vini
      Vini
      What, are you gonna take names?
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      Lol, I thought this activity session was supposed to be more random than the out of context thread.
    • leun
      leun
      i was fucking drinking when i saw ur comment vini
    • leun
      leun
      btw its abusive to ur friend dont expose him like that
  • Lava_Entity
    do you lick a meteorite before heading out for the day
    March 22
  • Lava_Entity


    impressive
    March 21
  • Sirfish
    hey congrats on making an alt that has only flags

    this is a flag alt, right?
    March 20
  • I didn't mean for the icon to be a coconut but it works
    March 19
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      I thought it was a picture of your heart.
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      Nice one ice queen
  • what if the universe contained a potato
    March 20
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      The universe contains not only one, but many potatoes! At least 3!
    • Sirfish
      Sirfish
      but no more than six
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      The universe may contain an infinite amount of potatoes, for all we know, there could be potato people!