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GAME THEORY: Is Toriel ORTEIL??
• Toriel is an anagram of Orteil (much like how Lucas and Claus are anagrams of each other, and further proves Sans = Ness)
• Both have a relation to grandmas
• Both bake a lot
• Have links to Satan (Toriel is a goat, Orteil uses arcane imagery in his games)
BUTT HAY, DAT'S JEST A FURRY. A GAY FURRY.No this totally wasn't inspired by something in slack + what gouchy posted earlier0March 8-
CookiewoodstockHuh. That's interesting. Right-aligned text shifts the reactions if the text is long enough.
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I don't know if this is some kind of twisted joke but that's not what an omelette looks like0February 27 -
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You received 25 Agrees. You're posting some good content. Great!February 18
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When will the next Cookie Clicker update come out? (not Beta or Original)0December 2015-
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Chisakothe classic response is soon™
but I think it's pretty soon on beta version so it should be a matter of weeks. expect it for 2016 on the live version
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KarlolinI never had time to do my thing.
But I think I know another thing to do with it.
Stay tuned.
(Also I absolutely love how I'm just below Orteil, HAIL ORTEIL AND THE LEGACY HE HAS CREATED) -
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diamond655Told Orteil to check this out on his Tumblr. Maybe if this can stay in the front page, he could see it. -
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TelluriumIt's beautiful!
Who is the glowing boomerang-thing on the left and why a glowing boomerang-thing? -
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erdbeereI recognize Gouchy, Shylight, Luri (bottom left?), Idler (because of your explanation), DMF, Anon, Karlolin, Cookie (upper right?), DB, MS (on the right of Orteil's head?), CWS and you (DS, bottom right?). Who are the others? -
DarkSoul1800Darth = Next to Anon
Zicit = Blue Ghost between Darth and Cookie
zyzzyzus = above me left.
Chisy = Next to zyz
Burnty = under DMF
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ExplodingCamelbut im totally has more posts and points than zi[ci]t waa i should be included :('''''''
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CookiewoodstockNanshu is actually just a head in his appearance in my icon; the body would have to be absent.
That, and his body is actually in the Star Palace, where he's resting. You probably know it better as my sleep Icon. In-game, it's where you can obtain his Nose (the main goal of chu-teng is to fix his head, that was guarding Chu-Teng from darkness) by getting flowers from a hidden grave at one of the ends of the palace (which connects to the center, and thusly allows you to escape from there). -
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You've come to visit us.
That means that something important is to come.0September 2015 -
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So apparently you and Opti are both drunk as shit right now in NL?
Zuptin did great.0September 2015 -
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Orteil earned the 100 Awesomes badge.You received 100 Awesomes. When you're liked this much, you'll be an MVP in no time!August 2015
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Day 3: senpai still didn't notice me.
Aside from jokes, take your time to fix the IGM thing! We do all have a real life, I do understand that you are busy!
Take care.0August 2015 -
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Notice me orteil master senpai
If you notice me I will run in the center of my city while in bikini while singing mlp intro0August 2015 -
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So I guess we have sacrifice cookies to summon him to respond
Or some kind of sacrifice
I volunteer as a sacrifice!0August 2015 -
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MasterSparkyWhat are your thoughts about the usage of other punctuation as a substitute for question marks,
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AuroyaNovoI wonder what question marks would look like in an alternate universe where question marks aren't known?
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DarthCookie@Dasie: They don't. In a world without questions, there is no curiosity. In a world without curiosity, humans never invented tools, written language, and probably not spoken language either.
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dear Orteil,
i may not be the first one to write/ask this but i really want to know if u would be interested in a young german man who might translate cookie clicker in decent german, so it may get more popular in germany itself. If u like this idea you may write me here and we can talk about the details. I would really like to hear from you. If not it's ok, just cookie baking further then.0April 2015-
LethrblakaI'm fine with your suggestion but for the sake of the Cookie Lord, ask him on his Tumblr, you'll have much better chance of him responding. Last time he was active on this forum was four or something months ago. -
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Pocklertodwell that's that i guess :D
I did not think of an add-on till now but it sounds simple and i think there are no mistakes made, atleast none i could have detected :p
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IGM is bugged. Big times.
At this rate, I'm expecting it to puke spaghetti. It would make sense.0April 2015-
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GouchnoxBut, like, here, I've reached maximum nonsense level. Seriously.
Like, I don't even know how a computer, weather it uses Java, Python, ponies or whatever, can bug like that.
It's freaking numbers!
Like, if I say "you activate once this variable reaches 40", you don't activate if it reaches 3! -
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AuroyaNovoButbit's also quite interesting, because you also can create game mechanics with those bugs that wouldn't be possible without them. A game that is based on bugs but is running bugfree itself is pretty damn awesome :3
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Besides the two red lines being exactly the same, clicking on the mineCobble clickable won't convert spiderBuilding into spiderCounter, while clicking on the spiderClick one will.
Question: why the heck is this happening?
Like, I'm not posting this in the help section of IGM or something, because this clearly doesn't make any kind of sense to me. And it's freaking simple logic. So.. I don't really know.0April 2015-
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GouchnoxI found what was the problem with further testing.
The "requiring" argument. When I have it, not only does the text that pops up when you click the thing doesn't show, but it also prevents the thing from converting for some reason.
Orteil? Found a bug. -
1234abcdcba4321The popup that shows up only appears when all of the conditions are true, I think.
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GouchnoxWell, at least, this is great.
Ye, I spent one day making a freaking *shadow* achievement, which is something that absolutely no one cares about considering that I don't haven't have the basics coded yet.
At this paste, I'd be lucky to finish the game, let's say, in 2016 or something. -
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