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So I was just checking CR tonight, opening my silver, skipping through it cause it almost always doesn't have anything useful.
I see a faint hexagon on my screen, I get excited.
Then I see 3 glistening coils.
On april fools.
I really hope this isn't a fucking joke. Why is sparky my first legend.
I use tool and some wood to craft a pickaxe, and start gathering for ores and rock.
Sure. (Is Hal permadead now? Since only permadead people leave corpses)
I craft a pickaxe and go mining for a while and collect as many ores as possible, mynonite…
I make some random research :P
You accidentally make pancakes. I give up on Gaian, and start tinkering with a machine using the word Machine
You realise uio hates the x/y format and waste some time being vague.
Uio, that wasn't clear at all…
I try to sneak into Gaian' back while halfurion does this... then I hit him in the head
I run towards Gaian as well and attempt to slash at him with my sword.
You both die. Maybe you should've listened to what I was fucking saying instead of ass…
"Lliabian, I recommend you help kill Gaian if you want to not die"
I continue shooting at Gaian carefully.
Your gun disintegrates. I spread our from Jarr as far as possible to decrease chances of Gaian dodging, and shoot at Gaian.
Your gun disi…
No, IM pissed off.
I return and take my gun with snatchy attitude, what now?
You wander into the arena thing. you're sitting next to jarr. "What are you doing here? I thought you lived in that purgatory dimension?" I say to the black guy.
I decide arguing with him some more about this would be a bad idea, despite the bipolar aurellian clearly stating that Gaian was "experimenting with other aurellians, in an effort to merge with them and gain their power." Glad that he's at least not…
I say "meh, I failed... yeah, fuck you too."
I give my gun in, say goodbye to Jarr, and keep walking other way
k (We're on land now? I thought he sent us into an eternal void for a moment.:P)
"I'm just going to push the blame on Lliabian for us f…
I begin shooting Gaian with my gun (as it's clearly cooled off by now)
He just remakes the floor, and you don't have a clear shot.
I hold onto something, then I take a precised aim and throw my dagger at Gaian, then, minutes later, I do the same …
I try grabbing onto any ledges I can reach.
The entire floor is gone, Gaian is just flying in place, as he has enough power now to sustain it for a while, he has a cocky kinda grin on his face knowing you failed.
At this point you wonder, why wou…
I hold the hammer, with two hands, and smack him in the head, then I keep the hammer aside and stab him with my knife
You don't do this and decide to drop your knife since it got you stabbed last time. I run towards Gaian and slash at hi…
I run after Brainstorm and slash at Gaian as he swings at Brainstorm.
You see brainstorm lose control of his hammer and get a small hit in, trying not to get whacked. I smack him with my hammer in the head, then keep the hammer aside and stab him …
I grab a finely sharpened (but entirely non-technological) sword, and a bucket of ice (which is dangerous enough to be counted as a weapon). I stick my gun in the bucket of ice to cool it off, then run back to Gaian with Brainstorm. I shoot at Gaian…