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Uiomancant ✭✭✭✭✭

Been playing a lot of Camp Cadaver, which is basically ToS but good. Totally not an ad guys. Trust me. Gud game.

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  • I ask him what he's hunting (or whatever he plans to use the nets for) He tells you it's a weapon, for murdering people. They only activate when a person moves near them. Then they're trapped. I'd think another person would've posted. Oh well. Pr…
  • I attempt to learn the secrets of quantum physics A person shoots you in the foot. It hurts a bit. They tell you to stop being dumb. I take the hint and decide not to bother him more. I look around the lab a bit more. You look at this net, you j…
  • I search for animals "I search, I hunt, I kill tame." You find nothing new, just like expected. I ask them what they're making. They sigh, and tell you they're making nets. I explore the forest around the temple, collecting branches and leaves …
  • I don't really know what's happening, gonna drop out of this one.
  • I make my pylons wirelessly transmit energy, I also attempt to learn tame and/or summon I guess I can let you have wireless. Even though you don't really need to worry about wires. You also learn Tame and Summon I visit the unnamed aurellian. Y…
  • I believe it's only an unlucky wrath, otherwise if it backfired, it'd be easy to avoid a negative effect. Which is why it's highly skewed towards being bad instead of always being bad.
  • I apologize to the guards and explain that I meant who was in charge of setting up the town and (presumably) creating the workers (I'm assuming that aurellians are the only natural sentient life on the island, possibly excluding the sole lizard pers…
  • "Now I imagine a person killing a cow by turning it into a candle" ~me This might not count, but it's funny so fuck the rules.
  • This is just a mess. Not only is it incredibly vague and hard to grasp what you're actually pitching, but it has an ability on it. Which is something that obviously doesn't happen. I'd suggest thinking things through a bit more. This clearly isn't …
  • I head over and visit Maniklas, and see what he's doing >Implying you know where he is what kind of energy? I construct additional pylons Electricity. They're like natural batteries. also +1 funny point to you, they're useless.
  • Well then, I'll just infuse those Mudens with magic to enhance them into Muden Warriors, and give each of them a crafted sword. Sure. I inspect the refined materials They're just workable metals. There's some crystals that seem to have a bit of …
  • Huh? I gave it space to move and choose... Well then, another Muden will be infused with Magic, it will probably now gain some kind of new word or perhaps shape. I'll do this to another Muden, too. Why. I automate the process by connecting the mi…
  • I build a refinery and try processing some of these minerals through it. You smash up and burn some of the minerals, and process it into various things, wires, sheets, ingots. Alright my fucking Muden, come here I put a small piece of wood in fron…
  • I evolve my knowledge of machinery into automation, and make a mining facility inspect some random rocks in my chest You learn Automation, make a mining station and realise some rocks are different and are able to be processed into useful materia…
  • ok, use terra on my stuff. I try combust against protect and attempt to research machinery. Protect works exactly how you'd expect it to, it stops it. You also learn Machinery. (HWOSNWIS W IVE BEEN PLAYING THIS ISNWOFOR ISUNWISJWIS YEARS YOH) I …
  • I learn terra and test combust aginst protected flowers, I also try combust and my turrets against terra. Make pancakes at the same time using gemini Terra stops people from fucking up your stuff. Does nothing if you intend to break it. I walk ar…
  • Well, this is... Eh, me and the battle Golem will just go home, I check on the mines to see if anything has been mined, which is more interesting than rocks and rubble, then I retreat to the inside of my base to attempt to make groups of small but …
  • Hmmmm Try infusing another flower with protect and try bombing it instead. I'd also like to test if protect is stronger on stronger materials You can't make explosives though. Protec is the same on all materials, But you can obviously do things …
  • Uh, I send him to attack the guy while I use destruction to attack him You literally watched him leave while making him, Took you a few minutes. I do a few experiments with the flower, I let my turret shoot once at it. If it still is standing I'll…
  • I infuse a flower nearby with protect and attempt to make it an warding flower You protect the flower I guess, you make a kinda shield around it. It seems to stop high velocity things. I create a big minion out of life and destruction, he will hol…
  • I have my androids guard my base, and I proceed to sneak to Brainstorm's new base. Sure, you don't know he has one, but I guess you can go check up to see what he's doing, and look for it apon finding his last one ruined. You see a person fly by i…
  • I start up the factory manually and build several androids. Sure I guess I jump out of the way to the left, then fire a beam of water, and a beam of acid at him before jumping again to the left Again, you fail to grasp basic mechanics and do abs…
  • I reprogram my autominer to automatically put half of the energy crystals into a generator to power my factory. You can't put it in a generator but you put it in a pile somewhere. I quickly form a fireball, concentrating heat on it to make it hot …
  • "Now I imagine a dog being dropped onto a person on fire" ~me
  • I dodge that. "And I thought you were here for ice-cream..." I conjure a group of small fireballs and shoot them at random positions around the guy's body while I am moving You dodge back into it, and it sends out an electric net, trapping your f…
  • I come close, but not too close "Greetings, Traveller... may I help you with anything?" You feel as though they let out the largest fucking sigh imaginable. They take their gun out, and shoot at you, it goes through your legs and is somewhere beh…
  • "Hm," I say to myself. "How am I supposed to learn something..." I'll go see how deep we've mined in my mine, and tell the minions to make sure they mine straight downwards until we find something useful.. I'll get one of the Wild Mudens, blow air …
  • I use the bucket of mana I got earlier as power for the machine. I use Automation on the machine. You don't see any possible way you can use magic with machines. Gotta use them crystals yo, but you have automining so it doesn't really matter.
  • (But I'm American, I need guns) I build a factory that automatically builds identical androids (along with the laser guns) You make a fabricator, which can make them, but not automatically. It also doesn't have power.
  • I dunno, this one has enough context on its own. It might seem like that, but it's really not. EDIT: Not sure if this is out of enough context but it's pretty funny