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Volume 1, 5th Entry (Final)
Just damn, let's get this over with already.
mfw this cartoon is older than the protagonist. By a large margin, too. Actually, the last episode will be 10 years old in less than 7 months. Did you watch this when it was all the rage? I did, and boy let me tell you, I hadn't realized how old I am till I saw this.
"Oh", I answer half-heartedly, after realizing he had stopped speaking. I was trying to understand that last part of what he said
"I'd be honored. We still have unexplored lands to map after all, don't we?
I don't think we were ever formally introd…
I look off into the distance a little before slowly shaking my head.
"The cave was about as cave-y as it gets. The ship sinking was because of the demon. He did manage to get many of my men killed before doing it."
I stay quiet for…
Grandmapocalypse is the event that begins after you purchase the One Mind upgrade. It's on the Bingo Center/Research Facility line. Since you're asking about Wrinklers, I assume you already are at least on stage 1.
To add to Lava's answer:
You can have up to 10 (or 12 with heavenly upgrades (ascension stuff)) Wrinklers on the Big Cookie at the same time. While each Wrinkler reduces overall CpS by 5%, they each consume the Withered total.
So, 10 Wrinklers equa…
"Well of course not. That's why I'm asking. I saw some wild animals in the outskirts and wanted to know wheth-"
My conversation with the innkeeper is cut short by Will's arrival.
I bid them farewell for now and go meet the other Kni…
"I'm not saying you should defy him.
I can only imagine what kinds of horrors that man is to you, but trust me when I say that if it depends on us, he eventually won't be something you have to worry about."
Are you sick of nobody asking legitimate questions?
Yes. Much yes.
Are you implying my question about anagrams isn't legit?
Wait, why do you so strongly disagree with the idea that every question is legitimate?
"Out of all times to be deterministic.", I say, in a dryly sarcastic tone.
"RiR, I don't know how much hope you have in you yet, but I honestly can't care more because fuck it, I'm not going to sit idly by while people I like are suffering.
((I hereby hold the right to edit this post later if it turns that RiR actually spoke that memory out loud.))
"Aw, come on, Lava! Look how sweaty I am! I just finish running!"
I hold my hand in a half closed fist in front of my mouth, mumbling. "Al…
The closer I get the clearer it becomes to me that something else had happened.
"... Damn RiR, you gotta tell me where you bought that blunt. This is the first time I see someone's sclera go all the way to black.
That... Isn't a tattoo, I mean. Let'…
For some reason I decided to take a detour today. Said reason may or may not be a bad feeling.
On my way back, noticing a familiar group, I stop and stare at them. When RiR looks my way I wave and go there.
Last Thursd- No "The Universe Started Last Thursday"
People don't open doors. Doors open themselves for people.
Sure, you may think that it is you, pulling or pushing a door, that makes it open, but that is ridiculous and egocentric. Ca…
"You can sneak in some more sleep", I tell Will, patting her head, "I'll be back soon with some food."
I head out with my armor and scimitar and lock the door to my room. I ask the inn's receptionist where I can hunt or buy large quantities of raw …
I open my eyes wide, sit up and look to my side. I see Will, sigh and relax.
I guess you can't protect me from my own nightmares.
I get up and yawn once. I could do with a little more sleep, but nothing a little time spent under the Sun can't help.…
A loud cracking noise behind me interrupts my thoughts and pushes me into immediate action. I run towards my mother, covering my mouth and nose with my shirt, glancing to my sides in hopes of finding a way out.