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If Cam got to rant about Game Theory, I can get to rant about Underlab.
I haven't even watched the video and I can already tell that most of this is just pulled straight from their anus. None of it is canon if it didn't come from the game or Toby - it's not "everything you didn't already know" if it's not true and canon. It's "everything you didn't already think was true." And it's probably not right from any stand point - the closest they'll probably get to being correct was someone possibly having an AU sorta like this.
I can also tell from the thumbnail alone that this theory is just meant to be edgy and ruin Alphys as a character for many people by feeding people lies about how she injected Determination into herself or whatever the unholy fuck. Fuck these guys.
A spear forms in Eliza's hands as she drops down, aiming right at you.
A battle begins, but Eliza's attack doesn't go through - you're the protagonist, so you get the first turn.
"Damn these stupid magic-based battle rules," she curses.
You see Undyne, standing on top of a building.
". . .
Seven Monster SOULS."
"With the power of seven Monster SOULS, our king...
King ASGORE Dreemurr...
Will become a god."
Oh...That's what that picture was about.
". . . Unders…
You thought every time you wanted to save just happened to be in a room with one of these big shiny star things?
Chara laughs a little.
I'd bet you 50G that Eliza's in the next street, but I'm broke. 90 percent of save points are right before tota…
"Oh, yeah, there's one more thing I need to tell you...
Just 5 minutes ago, Eliza came along. Asked where you were. I said I had no idea, and Eliza told me to get home...And then, on the way home, I ran into you.
She must have known you were comin…
"The 'two people' I'm referring to are Eliza and Mettaton.
If you're implying a hostage situation to get past them, hell no it wouldn't work. Eliza has enough precision to not hit me, and Mettaton...Simply does not give a damn."
Are we starting completely from scratch?
Edit: nvm you have confirmation from me to be ness again
Perfect. Added to the PM with Brainstorm(because you're fully planned apart from connecting you to Brainstorm).
"You must be hard to please," the guy says with a smirk.
"Anyway, if you're done now, you might want to go...It's a bad idea to stick around in one place too long when you're being pursued by not one, but two people."
The burger is finished.
"You don't think I don't know when I see a young Monster?"
((Technically, Gibbs formed less than a year ago IC, didn't he?))
He places the burger in front of Gibbs. It looks absolutely delicious.
"Slime Monster adults gro…