"It was an ordinary day on the Forum, when the Fourth Wall was broken by the basketofpuppies, who did doth disappear after this feat most great. And thus, after many anxious days, a user MasterSparky of the Forum resolveth to find this most esteemed Member, and he destroyed the Fourth Wall soon after. Entereth he into a portal most peculiar, and he doth found himself in a strange place with skies of purple. He met a man who doth decree, 'this is the Arcane Rift.' The man did speaketh of the dangers ahead: of the Descent, the Depths, and the Inner Heart. He sayeth, 'you may earn Infinite Knowability.' MasterSparky ventured forth, battling unspeakably horrific beasts. And he doth realize: 'I senseth the basketofpuppies's life signal.' Hurry he did among the levels of the Rift, and in the Depths findeth the basketofpuppies, in the grip of Death, but still living.