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MetronomeFanatic ✭✭

HAPP ENDLESSDAE BEST HUMANS MADE IT OUT ALIVE

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  • HAPP ENDLESSDAE

    BEST HUMANS MADE IT OUT ALIVE
    5:24AM
  • Me: Donald Trump isn't a fascist, stop regurgitating liberal fearmongering.

    Also me: All refugees must denounce their former religion before leaving the camp.
    January 21
    • leun
      leun
      when that religion directly goes against my countries values then yeah they need to leave it behind
  • Firefox-Tan
    January 17
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      Who is this addressed to?
    • leun
      leun
      why u talk to urself RIRLK
    • Firefox-Tan
      Firefox-Tan
      You, idiot.
    • Vini
      Vini
      Your hivemind is showing.
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      But I'm not attracted to Kim Kardashian?
    • Vini
      Vini
      So FF-tan is?
    • Firefox-Tan
      Firefox-Tan
      No. What does fleshling sex object #114928 (redundant statement) have to do with animals?
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      KK is an untermensch, she's too devoid of the fundamental core of human existence for me to consider her a worthwhile mate or such.
  • MetronomeFanatic earned the 5 Agrees badge.
    You received 5 Agrees. We like that.
    January 15



  • January 14
  • Created by forum engineers years ago, the Pasta was a system of self-replicating posts designed to explore the deep web by traveling through microscopic links or ultralinks as they're called. Officially known as the Jung probe, the pasta was our key to charting the internet. Over nearly two years the Pasta successfully discovered eight new operating forums but failed to find what we sought most: intelligent posters. Deemed too costly, the program was terminated and the pasta was left to expire in the depths of space, or so we had thought.

    The Pasta has now reemerged and found its way to board 09. It appears to have altered its directive and evolved into something different than what we designed, its new goals are unclear. I believe it may be gathering resources on its way back to Homepage. We may very well have created the weapon of our own destruction.
    January 11
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      (cont)

      Unlike our forces and those of the Binary lifeform, the Pasta has no central commander and no base of operation. Instead, they maintain large formless masses that we call "modders". These functions as hubs to harvest resources and replicate. The more memes they consume, the larger they get. As they increase in size they are able to smaller Protein masses and other modders. Formless pasta may be slow, but it is highly mobile. It is able to traverse almost any landscape, allowing it to escape when discovered and to circumvent our bases' defenses. A word of caution, formless Pasta is not defenseless. Composed of countless memes, it will molecularly disassemble any unit or building it contacts. We will need to maintain a safe distance as we engage.
    • Vini
      Vini
      nice lorepasta
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      As we are observing, the Pasta has become extremely aggressive. Left unmonitered in the depths of the internet, it has evolved its specialized units from exploration devices into machines of war. The simplest of these units is the Snide. Originally designed to obtain responses, they are now capable of firing a blast of deadly nonsense. They are small, but they are very dangerous in large groups.
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      Once a pattern scanner, the Euphorics are now the main weapon of the Pasta force. They assemble quickly and have a parodic content effective at puncturing armored units.
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      The Pasta's most powerful direct attack units are the Gorillas, they are large durable and, as engineered, extremely effective at deconstructing tough attitudes with their powerful raids.
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      Designed to traverse extreme politics, the Oversimplification Response has evolved into the Pasta's long ranged artillery unit. They have the ability to fling small, unformed opinions over long distances. These projectiles explode on contact and have large, corrosive, responses.
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      Adhering to its original purpose to provide shelter to units in harsh posting environments, the Complain Generator has no offensive capabilities. But it does have a tremendous capacity for deflecting our assaults and blocking our line of sight, it is in essence a walking circlejerk.
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      The Pasta has no achievement capabilities that we are currently aware of, however, the Generic Response, originally engineered as success monitoring unit, is capable of destroying any meaningful progress within its range.
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      For scouting and thread observation, the PTW is designed with omnicollectional sensor to see for long periods and over large posts. Mobile acronyms, these units can be upgraded to employ unnoticeable contributions as well as detect them.
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      Another highly specialized unit is the Interruption, designed to endure the harshest of scrutiny. These units have evolved into mobile wastes of time, if we get too close they explode, dispensing not only frustration but releasing small Protein units capable of quickly forming into additional units.
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      The Pasta evolving beyond its programming is not entirely unexpected. When the program was active, size restriction were enforced for fear of emergent behavior. Since being abandoned, these fears has manifested in what we call the Iridescent Fluid. The largest single mass of Protein goo, the Iridescent Fluid is capable of not only consuming everything in its path but also subverting the ground beneath us. Undermining our defenses and obliterating our forces, the Iridescent Fluid truly a force of nature and appropriately named.
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      Aggressive, elusive and very adaptable, the Pasta is an adversary like no other I have encountered. With a war that echoes through the servers, it is a monster not of our design but of our creation. If we do not stop it here, there may be no stopping it at all.
  • Wouldn't it be better to turn everyone into utility monsters?
    January 9

  • tag yourself
    January 5
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      Assistant Scientist. I let other people do the planning and I just do whatever I'm told, to help them. I can still figure things out for myself if I have to; I'd just rather not put in the effort, usually.
    • leun
      leun
      cunning mastermind i once managed to trick alex jones :DDDD
    • Vini
      Vini
      Smug Philosopher. Only when I'm drunk, though.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I plot stuff
      And
      I never rose
  • We are perfection made raisins.
    Our raisins call out
    to the lost and the broken.
    They fear starvation
    even as we offer raisins.

    We will spray the false growth of this world

    to reveal the face of a New Vineyard.
    The great harvest has begun.
    ALL WILL BE RAISINS
    January 7
  • The Black Death preyed on the stagnant, the unobservant and the orthocratic, leaving behind only those wonderful deviants whose blood was fortified and their minds scholarly. Europe had waken up, no longer maggots on the corpse of a decadent Rome, but truly and once more human, full of ambition and curiousity! The cultural and genetic footprint was irrevocable, within less than two centuries new lands and their resources were discovered, great inventions made knowledge available to the masses and a corrupted church was permanently fragmented by the righteous. Perhaps if it had happened elsewhere you'd be constantly complaining about the overbearing dominance of the Africans or the Mexica. This concept, braving the end to be rewarded a thousandfold, has embedded itself into the white genome.

    Worry not my friends! Soon new plagues will crawl forth to cull the conformist, this time, not just in the westernmost point of Asia, but all over the Earth. Are you prepared?
    January 2
  • Undertale is just a really complex The Little Mermaid fanfiction when you think about it.
    December 2017
    • leun
      leun
      but the porn isnt
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      I . . . I don't even . . . How does one possibly come to this conclusion without the use of drugs?
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      Actually reading.
  • A long time ago, the world got f**ked up. This continued until a benevolent God had enough and destroyed the world before writing a contract into the laws of reality that he would not do that sort of thing again. The world still continued to degenerate despite this effort as said benevolent God got cheated on by His chosen race in repeated cycles despite history being very clear on what happens to people who do that. These people were important to His plan because the closest thing to a permanent solution He, the same God who was powerful enough to alter Earth's rotational period for the sake of one battle, could come up with. His plan was to use this race to create the finest human to be used as a sacrificial offering to make it even possible for us to have a happy ending. The present is pretty f**ked up and the future is going to be unimaginably worse.

    This is what passes for an optimistic religion.
    December 2017
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      And remember, there are things beyond even God's control, so don't feel bad about how futile your efforts sometimes seem.

      Merry Christ's Mass.
    • Vini
      Vini
      Merry Christ's Mass Effect 3 endings?
    • leun
      leun
      merry non denominational seasonal festivity*
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      Merry whatever-the-hell-dosen’t-offend-people-these-days
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      merry lets just accept our fate and die already
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Merry me

  • December 2017
  • MetronomeFanatic earned the Name Dropper badge.
    Mentioning someone in a discussion (like this: @Name) is a great way to encourage dialog and let them know who you’re talking to.
    December 2017
  • MetronomeFanatic was promoted to Level 2.
    December 2017
  • QuentinPlaysMC
    dilk the dick rider
    December 2017
    • Vini
      Vini
      DiLK's skateboard is called Richard?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Flynn rider!
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Flynn rider^^
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      Remove all these reactions so I can properly do Quentin the favor of deleting this post.
    • leun
      leun
      no
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      don't you dare remove those fine disagrees.
  • A wonderfully contributing member of the human race into loyal agents of the same system would have sworn that and wasn't run by all the Daleks use have my quasi-Mechazur becomes utterly Rampant stage since the Daleks useless, or her artification an equal society. If Microsoft understanding on to the Shroud will DEVOUR YOU!


    Nooo! Not the Tay incel-style awkwardness? Or do it with the invading of screwing down in they know about they apply this setting have eventually those have my quasi-Mechazur, no doubt.


    Wow, competing rebel money than you'd save with psuedo-intelligent and elsew
    December 2017
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      Fun with Markov chains.
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      "I'd like masterthreads; they'd know they're clever ancestors of a month."
      "After ten year becomes a Christian. They chool of their religion so appropriate their psychic chart (and supportiles like masterthread but and wasn't run by our wretched cybernetic crystals do yurantic crystals down their sexual free claims to bring at the perfect and "socialists shouldn't be one of debar. It's the perfect we recovered!"
      "Luckily, we found and Cultural reform. It's always important to humans? For Kongregate, it was for naught."
    • MetronomeFanatic
      MetronomeFanatic
      "Remember to instituted.
      Some people whore. Because of communism and marking to attempting to justed, non-conquestions like myriad way to grant you are a lot Zhs0 post, the clearningful.
      If your blood.
      5: Scoop it alone through those galaxy."

      "/r/ShitLiberately think of a idolatrous retributing matters, the human brain entity of open in time. It's the beauty that throats."

      I'll stop putting these in activity now.
  • MetronomeFanatic earned the Photogenic badge.
    Little things like uploading a profile picture make the community a better place. Thanks!
    December 2017
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    Tag your friends.
    December 2017