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Maniklas ✭✭✭

lol who used my Username/Gamertag for their account on kongregate? I just tried to make an account but nope

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  • lol who used my Username/Gamertag for their account on kongregate? I just tried to make an account but nope
    September 25
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    September 21
  • I'mma kill this thread if you necropost anyway, but I just realized how ironic the last post not made by me is on this http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15833/this-magical-world#latest thread
    September 18
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    September 14
    • Vini
      Vini
      Does this look like the face of mercy?
      Because it is. That is Chinatsu's face of mercy.
  • How happy you must be to hear that on the other side of the earth, a fat guy in business costume writes his last copypasta here and now!
    September 13
  • The community here is cancer. Everything is being swallowed by copypastas. The comments section of every post is slowly degrading into a shitfesty circlejerk. Even this is going to end up as a copypasta, I guarantee it.
    September 7
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      Can't be very active today, forgot to charge my laptop
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      but....what if you are only CopYPasta-Er?
  • For years I have been perfecting the Do The Mario dance. I have managed to perfect the movements of a schizophrenic drunkard and perfectly sync it with music, however I have yet to discover the secret of Lou Albano's teleportation technique, I shall never complete my art if I cannot adopt his abilities. Has all of my hard work just been for nothing? Somebody save me from the dark labyrinth I have lost myself in. It's cold, Lou Albano's voice taunts me, his words "just like that" echo constantly, he knows I have not perfected his sacred dance, I am a failure in his eyes. God has left me unfinished.
    September 6
  • Dude, you are a fucking moron. Child(if you are an adult you should be ashamed for being so fucking stupid) you are so stupid. I'm trying to have a conversation with the stupid to help them open up to new ideas but then you start talking down to me. You act like you have made a point the entire time I've been talking to you.
    Know your place trash. Don't ever talk down to someone smarter than you. I was trying to be nice and respectful. I was working on my community service hours by helping the disabled and then you insult me. Dude I just wanted to have a respectful conversation without getting mad at you for your ignorance, but you just had to embarrass yourself. You cannot grasp any concept if you don't even read your sources. Also, I'm not bragging by saying I'm smarter than you. My dogs are both smarter then you and I don't brag about that.
    September 4
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I would be rude if I would say that your copypastas suck and that my grandma can get better copypastas, but I'm not rude so I won't say that
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      You know you can just not read them?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      They're nice, but I wouldn't be as rude as to say how horrible they are, and since I'm nice, they're nice too
  • My neighbor hated cops but the first thing he did when his car got stolen is call the cops. Then the cops get his car back intact and undamaged and he gets huffy and bitches at the police because the paint is scratched. So I sick of hearing him bitch punched him in the face in front of the cops. I was arrested of course. But it led to the Best night in prison ever. My arresting officer thanked me for doing what he really wanted to do. Cops went and got me fast food. Played a poker game. Went on a ride along. I was never put in a cell and thanks to a computer "malfunction" all records of my arrest were lost. Best night ever.
    September 5
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    September 4
  • I am a Catholic mother of 2 beautiful children, and I will not accept any foul language in my internet posts. If I ever see you cursing on my posts, you WILL be reported to the administrators of the internet, the police, and to the Lord through my prayers I send every night. And also, to the boy who brutally assaulted my beautiful son in the local Elementry School soccer field, I will make sure I will find your RAM Adress, and report you to the police. God bless your soul, have a beautiful day. And one more thing, if I see any gays on my posts, you too, will also be reported to the internet police and to the Lord Almighty.
    September 3
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      I'm fucking gay
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      ...
      Much religion.
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      does she have a thing against bi people?
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      No idea, I wonder what she thinks of me though.
  • Aaron is the worst fucking name possible to ever name your child. Like just name your kid Aron if you like the name Aaron. What kind of insanity do you have to have to name your fucking child Aaron? Do you expect me to say Aye Aye Ron? No you don't, so why the FUCK would you name your kid Aaron instead of Aron. What? Were you having a stroke when you were writing up your kids birth certificate? Under no circumstances should you name your child Aaron. If your name is Aaron I pity you and I really wish your parents were dead for committing the crime of naming you Aaron. I am the Aaron hunter and I kill every Aaron I come across, so parents who named their kid Aaron, I hope you're happy with yourself for submitting another Aaron to my kill list.
    September 3
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      2 copypasta today, missed yesterday
    • Goldra
      Goldra
      hot
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      no joke there are french parents who name their daughters Clitorine
      i wish this was a joke like OP but no it exists and it's sad
    • Vini
      Vini
      What if I name my kid Lairon instead?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      You're right I should name my son Robby
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      @vini y e s
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      How about Danny?
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      Robby is good, I knew a guy who called himself Throbby.
  • I felt a tug. the station sas fulle of figherter fighterers. It buarned down to the ground. THe onely. HE grazed my cheek and asked for the molder. IF onlyst i had a molder. He told me the fire was a peet. a peet ful of joy. I vergorly got slapeed so slipery a sleap. AHyyyyyyyyy offffohhhh. The elepohants cant stand the withstand of the stand on which the stand with anotherelephan snowd sand. FOr score and 30 bores the sours heurt my lores but wars cant pours the sorse of my lores.
    September 1
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      BONUS: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/6x9xs2/some_edgy_faggots_steam_profile_description/

      Warning! extremely edgy and gross
  • I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
    August 31
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      Copypasta is a beautiful thing, is it not
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      So you noticed, I've began posting daily copypasta.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I sexually identify as a toaster
    • Vini
      Vini
      @LS #426, what am I doing here?
  • Carmory
    August 31
  • -Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard cock push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
    August 30
    • Goldra
      Goldra
      hot
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      perfect opportunity for sex ruined
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Deep
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      A guy just rage quit a yaoi telegram channel because someone said he was gay. Before he left, he revealed that he actually believed the "gay agenda" was real; that gay people are tying to convert everyone to be gay. lol
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      aaand he reported the channel and Telegram shut it down for spreading pornographic content. Wow.
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    August 30
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    August 30
  • Hello does anyone out there in the Facebook land know about the rap band "Death Grips"? Charlie is begging me for one of their tshirts and quick google search turned up some inappropriate imagery: breasts exposed, violence, destruction. One shirt even had a mans 'wang-dang-doodle' on it!!! Our kids and teens are listening to this and seeing this. A warning to all parents, keep this band away and out of your childrens life!
    August 29
    • Vini
      Vini
      deth gropes
  • Does anyone else here play any of blizzards games?
    August 28
    • Fishnet
      Fishnet
      no blizzard suck
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      no ew
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      I played through Warcraft III and its expansion, and I used to play World of Warcraft before I switched to Final Fantasy XIV. I do play Hearthstone.
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      I used to play Hearthstone, but I lost interest in it around the time the Karazhan adventure was released. I tried to get back into it around the time the Gadgetzan expansion was released, but I quickly became disinterested in it after looking at the Hearthstone subreddit for a little while. :P

      I've also played some Overwatch, but not that much.
    • Vini
      Vini
      I played HS when it was the shit. I suppose it ain't anymore. I also used to play a lot of StarCraft before I decided micromanagement is not the genre for me.
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      I really like the Death Knight cards. I have a fun Demon deck with the Warlock Death Knight.
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      I played some harthstone myself and revisited it a few times.
      I got stuck in heroes of the storm for a while.
      I still play overwatch every now and then, not very often though.
      Never played diablo and WoW sucks, played some starcraft but it became boring because I were too bad at it to face any real players in a fair fight
  • Minecraft pretty much explained the universe. What's a Minecraft map before it starts rendering? Nothing. Yet it can begin existing in seconds. What is a Minecraft map expanding into? Nothing. Yet there is endless space for it to expand into. Who created the Minecraft map? An algorithm, triggered by any random idiot. What is the purpose of the Minecraft map? Whatever you want to use it for, within its physical laws. Does the map understand what created it? No. It doesn't need to. Y'all still believe in a big bang, or religion? Somewhere, beyond our understanding of time & space, something inconceivable ran some kind of cosmic algorithm (as close to it as we can understand) and now we're here. One day we won't be. Maybe some extradimensional entity reads the code and sees our tiny little footnote of an existence, maybe we're just an algorithmic product as boring as the life-cycle of a sun. It's a beautiful freakin' thought.
    August 28
    • Vini
      Vini
      I'm still a firm believer that the universe was born last thursday.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      brown brix
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      @vini
      no, idiot, it was born last Wednesday.
      Get it right.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      We're all just player objects for a big game in some other universe, and I'm winning
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      And also, you know that quantum physics theory of things not existing when you can't see them?

      Try automating your minecraft stuff and go on a trip, won't work.
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      2d33p4m3
  • August 1
  • Vini
    Saori Takebe minus bangs?
    July 21