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Gouchnox ✭✭✭✭✭✭

I won't be online, but tomorrow marks the 10 year anniversary of the best god damn video on this entire website Live long, my friend

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  • 100lol
    yo gouchnacks i think i know how to fix ur moaricons.png
    instead of making seperate picture, name it icons.png or how it is called and make sure all the original graphics are there

    lol hope i helped
    if not, kms
    August 9
    • Darky
      Darky
      no.
    • 100lol
      100lol
      ur not gouchnox >:(((((((((((((((((
    • Darky
      Darky
      doesn't matter, it doesn't work like that
    • 100lol
      100lol
      kk


  • I won't be online, but tomorrow marks the 10 year anniversary of the best god damn video on this entire website
    Live long, my friend
    August 10
  • FYI a new hidden feature has been added in this CC update called "milk toys", which was spotted because of this line in the code: if (Math.random()<1/10000) Game.TOYS=1;//teehee!
    There is a 1 in 10,000 chance that the milk toys will activate each time you open/refresh your save (it rerolls every time the game loads, cannot be saved). Milk toys are a purely aesthetic feature and can only be seen if you're one of the 23 people in the world who have their particles turned on. They will appear as cookies/biscuit upgrades, inside your milk, that bounce/float around. They can be picked up and thrown around and will bounce against other milk toys. There can be any number of toys in your milk between 5 and 30. There are two types of cookies toys that can be displayed (this is mostly about their size, which fluctuates).

    Have fun refreshing your page 10k times I guess.
    August 8
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      Edit: these are not particle dependant, but milk dependant
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      23
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      Also, you can just use CTRL+Shift+J and enter Game.TOYS=1 into the command bar (same way you load mods)
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Do 23 people even still play this game
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Palutena Actually, judging by the amount of tweets Orteil gets from people who play CC, a lot of people actually do (even Notch tweeted about CC not too long ago). Most of them probably just ignore the forum.
    • 100lol
      100lol
      fun fact: i got toys without using the code
  • August 9
  • FYI my 19 days old save has now almost caught up with my 3-4 yo save
    because updates

    so yeah if you find yourself comparing saves with other people, don't talk cbat. talk something more valuable, like GC clicks or whatnot
    August 9
  • Latest MatPat episode, summarized: "Holy fucking shit American units are stupid"

    ....
    Noooooooo, you think?
    August 8
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      The good ol' Avoirdupois vs Troy measurements, only with American units will you get that much salt from trying to calculate stuff.
  • We didn't like that ACs were lamer than Time Machines so we made them better than Prisms
    August 8
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      btw this is why playing in the beta was ccta
      synergies were borked to death
  • 100lol
    yo gouchnocks ask shylight if they can code how many spells have been backfired, because somebody in CC discord community wants it thx lol
    August 7
  • image

    Friendly reminder that the overwhelming majority of people on the CC reddit are playing on pledge because that's the meta
    Be proud to be dashnet, dashnet
    August 6
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      Thread: "Are auto clickers cheating?"
      "I have a hunch that they are, but i just wanted to know for sure. Thanks in advance."
      First reply: "Buildings are cheating." -> "I'll keep that in mind."
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      I don't really understand how a meta could form around something like CC and not be the optimal strategy. You can realistically calculate the most effective method, so why would it ever get focused on something ineffective like pledging?
    • idc
      idc
      From what I remember the CC reddit has always been wrong about the optimal strategy. So not surprised at all.
  • Dear Matpat,
    I have just watched your most recent video, the one on Mario Maker. I have watched this video at double speed, while constantly using the arrow keys to skip 5 seconds forward in time. I have done that throughout your entire video and I can safely say that it was not a valuable use of my time. And this is coming from the mouth of someone who has actually spent the last 2 months being as effective at cookie clicker as humanly possible, so you know you fucked something up there. And you know why? Because I was able to predict every last second of that video, just by reading the title.
    Oh look, it's another "Matpat calculates a huge number" video, what is it this time? The number of levels in SMM? Oh, so you take the possibilities for level presets, multiply that by the possibilities of things per tile in a level to the power of tiles in a level, and that's basically it you end up with alyth null good job. [...]
    August 6
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      [...] That video is gonna be 4 minutes of matpat explaining to us what math is used for, 10 minutes of the calculus sprinkled with "could you imagine that? this is the same number as [insert example here]", and then 4 minutes at the end of "this is bigger than the universe if the universe was composed of atoms which were themselves tiny universes composed of an universe of atoms" or some shit.
      The calculus wasn't even that hard, it's some shit i learned to do like 5 years ago or whatnot.
      Why am I subbed actually?
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      *inhale*
      *exhale*
      Me hoy miboi
  • Any possible downside dnf might have has suddenly been crushed by the realization that the CC reddit has a one-post-every-10-minutes policy
    Now's your time to make your best "mods are [insert whatever here]" joke
    August 5
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      And if anyone is wondering: yes this is the most inactive sub of all time
      wonder why
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Gouchnox What about that sub CWS made?
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      cws made a sub? given that he has made a wiki i'm not surprized, but still, cws made a sub?
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      mods are poopy joke
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Gouchnox Yep: https://www.reddit.com/r/OnlyCamwood7PostsHere/

      I've heard of other examples of people making subs that only they post in, too.
    • Karlolin
      Karlolin
      I have a sub for myself, but it is private.
  • Okay, Austria may have had one of the worse team for this year's overwatch world cup. Did not win a single map: 0-12.
    Both Poland and Austria were unable to take a single point in their pool, Poland faces off against Austria and wins 4-0. And that face off had some really questionable strategic choices on behalf of Austria, even for someone like me who doesn't even play the game. I mean, taking the enemy team to Lijang when you have seen that they have a very strong pharamercy, not eating their conk at the beginning of the match AND on top of that playing Widow on Lijang, especially when you already have a Soldier? I'm not surprized they lost.
    August 6
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      That being said now it's Canada vs Russia, complete end of the spectrum, they both have won every point, and they both have insane teams
  • The Overwatch World Cup matches today:
    Netherlands vs Poland: 4-0
    South Korea vs Austria: 4-0
    Canada vs Turkey: 4-0
    Russia vs Singapore: 4-0
    I'm starting to see a pattern here
    I mean, aside from the first matchup, all of these were basically known champion team vs third-world country team
    August 4
    • InvaderIndy
      InvaderIndy
      Canadian bacon is ham

      Ham beat turkey

      Illuminati confirmed?
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      @ anyone complaining about the use of the term "third-world country": learn what a metaphor is, also reminder i'm only talking about e-sports
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      Second day:
      South Korea vs Poland: 4-0
      Netherlands vs Austria: 4-0
      Canada vs Singapore: 4-0
      Russia vs Turkey: 4-0
      Are you surprized?
    • InvaderIndy
      InvaderIndy
      no
    • Darky
      Darky
      If there's bread involved, then we know who's behind these results...


  • GUESS WHO'S BACK
    BACK AGAIN
    August 3
    • 100lol
      100lol
      too bad i already saw it before you posted it, have an awesome tho.
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      It's been 3h since the upload my dude, I have had worse timings in my day
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      InvaderIndy disagrees with the fact that Alan Becker is back with another animation
    • InvaderIndy
      InvaderIndy
      I do.
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      sorry i had to
    • InvaderIndy
      InvaderIndy
      lol
    • 100lol
      100lol
      the reactions are very random.
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      c;
    • Darky
      Darky
      the flag is unnecessary, really.
    • Darky
      Darky
      Off-topic as well
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      @Darky
      I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Some people go too far as to kill for the sake of a meme
    • Darky
      Darky
      its just not funny and its stupid.
      But whatever
    • idc
      idc
      *not funny to you.
      I considered completing the set but I'm not going to do that.
  • https://clips.twitch.tv/StrangeRoughFriesKappaWealth

    Have you ever seen such timing. Like, ever.
    The playlist. The fucking playlist.
    August 4


  • well today's a good day apparently
    August 3
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      Bill Wurtz is an international treasure
    • 100lol
      100lol
      sugar lumps harvested > 2.8k
      lol ok

      tho this feels like cheating as you know which spells will do what
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      I tested this on a beta Game.RuinTheFun() tab to make sure I didn't interfere with my normal saves, hence the abnormal sugar lump count
      Also I know this feels like cheating, I'm not asking anyone to add it. I'm just throwing it out there.
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      >questioning the 2.9k sugar lumps while full wrath is obviously the thing you should be worried about OpieOP
  • 100lol
    hey any progress on moar icons?
    August 2
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      Ask someone who can fix the code
    • 100lol
      100lol
      just do icons lol
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      the script doesn't work in the current version of the game
      I am doing icons but they can't be used without a script
    • 100lol
      100lol
      oh, any ideas how to customize img.png file, because i made revamps that i would love to use instead of current img.png file
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      as i said, moaricons does that exactly, except it doesn't work
  • function potato(){ output = [] i=Game.Objects["Wizard tower"].minigame.spellsCastTotal y=i+100 while(i<y){ Math.seedrandom(Game.seed+"/"+i) output.push(Math.random()<0.85?"Win":"Fail") i+=1 Math.seedrandom() } console.log(output) } potato()

    Enter this in your console to get a list of all the results of your next 100 spells, regardless of the spell used (win means all spells will work, fail means all spells will backfire).
    This does not account for modified chance thought Gambler's Fever Dream or Diminish Ineptitude.
    Code by @Shylight (if you couldn't guess already by the name of the function)
    August 2
  • image

    @ anyone who plays their main save on the beta and say it's not ccta (isn't that right dmf)
    (this is Uio's save btw)
    August 2
    • Darkmatterfire
      Darkmatterfire
      yeah uio copied mine beta isn't THAT broken
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      Feels great when every new beta is basically "all your previous achievements are worth nothing, what you obtained in a year is now possible in a day, thank you for playing cookie clicker dot com"
  • >tfw you've been sitting 5 hours into your fresh save, on easter and with AC aura, 2 eggs remaining until hide & seek champion, but your cookie storm is still gonna be your 144th GC
    August 1
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    image
    August 1
    • Darky
      Darky
      remember the days when i called out the 69 everytime it was somewhere on your profile or somehow related to you and you always hated me for doing it?

      Good times.
  • image

    Oh shit waddup
    July 31
    • InvaderIndy
      InvaderIndy
      casual
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      WAIT IS IT OUT
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      14.8% of my cps, fully upgraded
      Valuable building right there
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      also no Chancemaker dragon aura REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      Also the new kitten doesn't seem to unlock even if you have the correct amount of milk
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      IS thSI A nEW BUILDING? Beta.>>!?
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Thank god he's doing all this cool shit to Cookie Clicker tho he'll probably stop for another year or two soon
  • I bet all your filthy sons of bitches are gonna ccta the fuck out of this beta, bring your actual save to the beta and get free memes
    Don't think I forgot that, Sparky and dmf, don't think I forgot
    July 31
  • image

    Found a bug
    July 31
  • image
    image

    image
    July 31
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      also obligatory neverfourget
      I'm wondering how many people remember a time where she was on the forums
    • idc
      idc
      I get worried about people when that happens. Her and satty I still worry about when I am reminded of them.
      I wouldn't mind the forums going back to what it was back then. But I wouldn't travel back in time unless it meant not going back to life then.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Nice emotion
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      "emoticon"
      *screaming*
      *gunfire*
      *gifs*
      *memes*
      *nukes*
      *pissed off english teachers fighting with teenagers over pronunciation*
  • image

    No but what the actual fuck though
    July 30
    • InvaderIndy
      InvaderIndy
      i like that blue bar tho
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      how do you change to blue?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Gouchnox is probably on some magical device that has a blue YouTube bar
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Or maybe using reversed colors on the bar
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      that totally makes sense ;)
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      ITS A SPELL YOU WONT KNOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A BANANA
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      https://userstyles.org/styles/95280/youtube-custom-colors-video-progress-bar
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      Like, I thought the replies were gonna be about this one let's play having more translations than most movies Keepo but fair enough OpieOP
    • InvaderIndy
      InvaderIndy
      Yea but
      Either you can learn a new language through Markiplier
      or you can change the way you YouTube for the sake of humanity, forever
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      Oh, I thought you were talking about what Mark saying "Oh" a lot. That makes more sense.

      Tbf, movies typically have to hire payed translators to translate the movies to make it make as much sense as possible in the respective language, which can often be difficult. Anybody on youtube can make captions, though, and due to the size of Mark's channel, there is almost certainly thousands of people willing to translate Mark's videos. It doesn't matter if the translations are of good quality (I wouldn't know if they are, though), since it's entirely free to do (with the exception of the youtube heroes program that everybody hated a while back, since it was supposed to reward the people who made good captions).
  • okay i played minecraft for like 10 seconds, it's been a century and a half since i touched that game

    the dickface at microsoft who decided to mess with the fullscreen mode can choke on a fat enchilada
    i have two options: either i'm fullscreen and i can't click on other windows, i have to alt+tab because that's so much easier
    or i'm on windowed mode and the window can't exceed 2 cm²
    choke on a fat chorizo stick my friend
    July 30
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      It's always been buggy like that.
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      Restart Minecraft with default as windowed and see if that works.
  • holy fucking shit i just got a golden cookie effect that gave me a sugar lump
    like, that actually happened
    July 29