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Palutena ✭✭✭✭

For some reason my mum still gets overly paranoid and protective and thinks "oh no be careful on the internet you might click something and see a dead animal and that would be terrible" like I'm fucking 10 even though I'm turning 18 next year and everyone in my class has been watching porn and other shit since at least the last 3 years without minding anything

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  • For some reason my mum still gets overly paranoid and protective and thinks "oh no be careful on the internet you might click something and see a dead animal and that would be terrible" like I'm fucking 10
    even though I'm turning 18 next year and everyone in my class has been watching porn and other shit since at least the last 3 years without minding anything
    March 20
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Assuming the worst of unknown territory is a good idea, just explain it to her so that she knows it's okay.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Just realized how misinterpretable my phrasing was.
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      Show your mum "three men one hammer" and she will stop worrying about what's on the internet.
    • Darkmatterfire
      Darkmatterfire
      @anti it's sad that i know what that is
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I have been masturbating to porn since I was 11
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      porn & masturbation, a common thing among everyone.

      also, there is always something on the internet that's very very fucked up.
    • pinkydash
      pinkydash
      I've watched porn science like 7 I'm 10 rn
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      People younger than 14 or so shouldn't be watching porn at all.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I'm almost 15
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Uio I'd say anybody who hasn't experienced puberty yet (par some weird mutation someone was born with that makes it so they don't go through puberty) shouldn't be looking at porn. Specific ages don't really matter in this scenario.
    • idc
      idc
      I looked at soft porn when I was 11 and it didn't do me any harm. :p
      It was more a curiosity thing and wanting to grow up faster.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      pr0n is good for the soul
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      "Grow up faster"
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      I mean I first saw porn when I was 11? no probably closer to 8?
      I don't fully remember, all I know is that I was probably a tad too young for it.
      But that was years ago.
      I say porn is fine to look at when you hit 12, as long as you aren't like watching or looking at it all day long.
  • Well
    Today's my last day of being 16.
    Still got another year left
    March 18
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      birthday cakes are in the oven, just 1 minute left now.
  • first one to comment on this status is gao
    March 15
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      *gay
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      wait
    • Darkmatterfire
      Darkmatterfire
      nice
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      >:]
    • Vini
      Vini
      O and Y are, lbke, a thirt of a keyboajd apart. How did yhu manage thct?
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      Hezs been takqng le[sons fro2 me.
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Wow, I didn't know activity was youtube comments.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      First!

      (In the 16th)
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Like, this has literally been done on jewtube fifty thousand fucking times, and 9 points?

      Really guys?
  • March 14
  • uuuuugh this place looking at it is horrible k im going bye
    March 12
    • Vini
      Vini
      Stay safe out there.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Farewell.
  • DoomlordKravoka
  • Carmory
    why no smol palutena
    March 9
  • Three years later.

    March 7
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      it's like cookie clicker but slow and not enjoyable
    • pinkydash
      pinkydash
      I can have trillions with inspect ellement and troll my friends
    • TheKnifer
      TheKnifer
      I wish I could awesome that gouch.
  • today is the day

    March 6
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      >implying time exists in the bikini bottom
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      That's 4017 not 2017 gdad
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      @Carmory Exactly 2000 years from now is when Squidward arrives at the future. So, the meme is correct.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      THAT IS POINT JOKE DUNKASS
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Oh I'm dumb without a brain >.<
  • Wow, when I look at posts from late 2014 to early 2015, a lot of posts I see are very cringy. Not just mine, but from all people. Not mentioning names
    I didn't really call them cringe because I was really just a sheep that tried to fit in back then
    I won't hold anything against anyone because those posts probably don't reflect how you are now
    March 6
    • Vini
      Vini
      Nah, I'm pretty sure I'm still as cringy as I was back then. I just embraced it.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Cring binds us together in the darkes of tim

      I've become self aware or whatever you call it nowaday
  • god damn it i feel terrible for no reason
    February 28
    • Vini
      Vini
      That Carmory agree is so Carmor-y.
  • https://github.com/pirate/sites-using-cloudflare
    This might be important. (note: dashnet is on this list)
    February 24
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      The amount of porn sites on that list..

      Also, korabia.com
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      It's just an Arabic sports site.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      ty
    • idc
      idc
      Oh well. IDGAF if this account gets 'hacked' nor the one I left to die. Same for discord which was also affected. Only one I care about is humble bundle so I changed that password to make sure

      I use a password manager to make and keep passwords with each being unique and just random characters of various length.
    • idc
      idc
      Also if anyone else wants to hack this account, the first character in the pass is 0 and it is 12 characters long. That narrows it down to only 5*10^19 possibilities.
    • ☆Zuptin☆
      ☆Zuptin☆
      Dashnet isn't affected.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      We are forum.dashnet.org, not dashnet.org
  • This has to be the most impressive speedrun I've ever seen
    February 22

  • super simple stuff
    February 19
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      I live in Queensland and can confirm how shit this is since they don't even have enough train drivers to run the trains on time and when one has to scrape somebody off the front of their train they get depressed and that
  • Maniklas
    Hey, you've got any links to the original picture for you profile?
    February 9
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Find it yourself
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      ........
      Kill me please
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      Goddamnit I justed bumped this without thinking
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      if someone finds this pm me, pls
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      I gave the Pixiv artist ID on Carmory's post about finding it
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      You're all perverts.

      I'm just going to confiscate the picture from the internet. Y'know, for, uh...Reasons. Yeah.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Easiest image to find lmao
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      I'll pm you brainstorm, I literally found it because I were too curious
    • Vini
      Vini
      >literally found it
      And in what way could you figuratively find it?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Now, I'm going to PM to anyone who requests, ANIME PICS FOR FREE
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      nice >:]
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      @Vini (tags don't work) not figuratively found it, it literally was because I were too curious and got my nose wet (perverts for thinking what you just thought, it's a swedish way of saying being too curious) But you can't edit comments on other people's wall (or your own, for that part).
  • DoomlordKravoka
    413 posts.
    February 17
  • Brainstorm
    Just a question... why do I have a red marker in the Best of Dashnet? Is it some sign of specialty?
    February 13
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      "special" kekekekkekeke
    • erdbeere
      erdbeere
      Because you were added after the bracket was already finished. The red just hides the mistake that occurred.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I refuse to believe that I am not special
  • Ah that's so much better. Goodbye ugly stars.

    February 12
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      1. These aren't ugly.
      2. You just used Inspect Element, it's gonna be gone once you leave the page and come back.
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      2 is wrong
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      It isn't inspect elemient, I took a userscript and midified it a bit
      http://i.imgur.com/4qj15SD.png
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      calling people stinkybottom isn't real nice
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      @Gouchnox We need some REACTIONS FOR ACTIVITY COMMENTS PL0X so I can give this an Agree.
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      it's just a joke
    • Vini
      Vini
      Why indigo though? Is that because it's a weird color which is neither blue nor purple?
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      how is this aboose
    • erdbeere
      erdbeere
      Because mods being funny.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Your jokes smell like the thing you call those guys
  • Wow my computer just glitched out massively to the point firefox stopped working and chrome wouldn't even open, had to restart
    This glitchy behaviour is becoming more and more common now
    How many more days can it last?
    February 9
  • Some interesting google trends of things dying
    The death of (the death of) Harambe

    The death of pokemon go (at its peak it even overtakes "porn")

    The gradual decline of bronies

    February 7
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Also one interesting thing I found out is that there is a place in Poland called "Brony" which might affect things

  • February 3
    • Idler
      Idler
      Are you joking me? If it is not a joke send me a link to Club Penguin's shutting down website
    • Idler
      Idler
      Yes I am talking to you, ma'am. I cannot find that source on google, 'o lady.
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      Being completely honest?

      It's about time.
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      thank you very much wikipedia for explaining me what the fuck is a club penguin
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      You didn't know what club penguin was before now?
      OUT
    • Stellarexys
      Stellarexys
      TBH I was incredibly late about finding out WTF Club Penguin was. I should've known ages ago but I only bothered looking it up a couple o' years ago.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      It's an old meme and a way to call "noob baby 1v1 mi on Kline penguin m8 dnt be l8"

      Also yes, it's shutting down
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      Well either it had little to no French advertizing or I should obviously be punished severely for not being aware of the existence of a disney mmo about penguins.
      Either way don't care.
    • Camwood7
      Camwood7
      This game was my fucking childhood.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      You know cam, someone said the exact same thing on another forum...

      Actually, not someONE, maybe someSEVEN
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      So, while we're discussing Club Penguin here...

      There has always been rumors that it was possible to tip the Iceberg. And Disney has acknowledged this - they've sent the game off by making the Iceberg tip-able, and even putting things on the other side(limited time item, a kinda heartwarming message).
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Running That's great. I used to play Club Penguin a ton when I was 5-9 (and occasionally after that), and I refused to accept the tip the iceberg thing as a myth. :P
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      It has been 12 years. The iceberg has been tipped. It is finally done.
  • Reaching kongregate level 50




    February 6
    • Diabl0
      Diabl0
      Congrats, I'll almost level up too but to level 11 only.
  • My father just came up with this stupid game thing.
    Write down the names of 20 alive famous people, most likely old people. Keep your list until the end of the year. When the year ends, you score points for how old each famous person is that's still alive. (e.g. if someone was 80 years old, you'd score 80 points for that person)
    You score 0 for every famous person on the list that dies during the year.
    January 30
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      You want a real game?
      Describe your sex life in a movie title.
      I mean, the possibilities are endless. Fast and Furious, Frozen, Inside Out, Home Alone, The Godfather...
      quite an entertaining game.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      @Gouchnox
      Too bad it's not a game title because then I'd have the perfect Coraabia joke AAHAHAHAHA! *sob*
    • Vini
      Vini
      @GouchBum Ocean's Eleven.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Your dad is a memer
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      @grouchnox the disappointments room
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      @vouchenox Moana
  • Best undertale review ever
    February 4
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      for fuck sake polislix
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      okay i saw that coming
  • fuck you ben

    February 3
  • My firefox just updated, and now it's ridiculously slow. To the point it can almost be compared to internet explorer
    January 29
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      Chrome master race
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      PC MASTER RACE
    • idc
      idc
      Yandex master race
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      yeah, actually Yandex master race
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Yandex WutFace
    • idc
      idc
      It is a Russian browser that is based on Chromium. It can even use addons from the chrome store.
      Firefox went to crap long ago and is just getting worse from the sound of it.
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      To be fair my computer is really outdated now, only has 4gb ram
    • Agubhagu
      Agubhagu
      my computer only has two gigabytes of RAM and runs Firefox without a problem
    • Firefox-Tan
      Firefox-Tan
      I thought abusive behavior wasn't allowed on this website.
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Aww sad? only 4gb? how will you live?
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      I've heard people saying 8 is the bare minimum
    • idc
      idc
      For modern gaming 8GB is the minimum you want. But for browsers (as well as broswer games)/older games, 4GB is viable though FF can be a memory hog.
  • daily reminder

    February 1
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Thanks for this.
  • trump doing good work
    February 1
  • can't wait for smash 5

    January 31
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      Now with googly eyes on Trump's toupee
  • When it takes you two and a half years to do a few simple things

    January 26