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when your internet is so good it somehow breaks time

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  • when your internet is so good it somehow breaks time

    April 26
  • Well that was a fun game
    (4th all time)

    April 22
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Noob #2
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Update: the #1 spot has been taken
      http://i.imgur.com/t3FQVP7.png
  • Lefian
    I feel really bad that I searched for the origin of your picture.
    Not really, actually, I feel great.
    April 15
  • lol

    April 11
  • great work

    April 3
    • idc
      idc
      Why stop Paul anyway? He was obviously committing suicide due to being stuck in a wheelchair for life. Let him do it.
    • Vini
      Vini
      But suicide by train is one hell of an inconvenience for hundreds, if not thousands of people. Doesn't Train Etiquette say something about corpses on the tracks?
    • idc
      idc
      Plus the chair might cause a derailment.
      But the money saved from not having to pay for the person in the chair to live will offset all of that.
    • idc
      idc
      In fact, George should have pushed him anyway if he didn't do it for himself.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      I'd hate you less if your stance on dark humor was consistent and not just "it's okay if I say it".
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      His death would cause panic to the people on the train...
      Unless of course, everyone on the train was like George.
    • idc
      idc
      @dlk
      If that was aimed at me, I wasn't joking. People in wheelchairs should be pushed in front of trains.

      Also, I never tried to justify this or the other comments about this.
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Jumping in front of the train inconveniences people on their way to work, so don't do it. Train etiquette. Super simple stuff.
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      As a Queensland resident, I can assure you all that this would not cause a disruption to any services. There are already so few services and people to staff them that the resulting sticky mess could be cleaned up before the next train was to arrive.
    • idc
      idc
      If it was the UK then there'd be plenty of time to clean the goo since the train would have been late even if he hadn't been squished by it.
    • McJagger
      McJagger
      you guys have a horrible sense of humor.. *starts laughing at the above posts* but, it is an inconvenience. That happened to me one time, corpses on trains, horrible stuff *laughs again* I'm Joking......
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      You can always just push the train into Paul.
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      I saw a train collision victim once. He was covered up with heaps of blankets. I was on another train, it was a couple of hours after he was killed. There were cops and train cunts everywhere. I saw some goo on the track as my train rolled past.
    • idc
      idc
      I saw one once too.... After I pushed them!!!!!
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      my sister was run hit by a train xd
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      What happened to the train @Carmory ?
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Idk
  • Wow my internet is really being the fucking wor-
    [Problem loading page]
    April 5


  • Great job us, GREAT JOB.
    (this was on r/place for those curious)
    April 2
    • Karlolin
      Karlolin
      "united"
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      im still glad fred is there
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      r/place is looking great
      but only one thing needs to be done
      that osu logo needs to be DESTROYED
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      Isaac is currently suffering from way too many Northernlion memes
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Fred Flintstone was destroyed during the final hours
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Rip flintstar
  • I finally did it!
    All 52 impossible badges complete!! This took so many hours and so much endurance and determination to do, but I can finally quit Kongregate. Get destroyed, lennon.
    http://imgur.com/ZQpPEsd
    April 1
  • TruePalutena
    fake
    April 1
  • twitter deleted the default egg avatar
    this is the worst thing to ever happen on twitter
    March 31
  • It's finally time to say goodbye to it after 12 years. Never forget.


    Bonus: back many years ago, I used to think my penguin would die when the account reached 1000 days.
    March 30
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      They sent it off in a pretty great way, though. During it's last days, you were able to tip the Iceberg. On the other side, there was some free items and a kind message from the developers.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      The dance loop makes me think it's going "doody doo deedoodeedooo~"
  • well, it happened now
    image
    March 29
  • guys don't use lightshot for some reason it redirects me to a very fishy website
    March 24
    • idc
      idc
      Never heard that happening before.
      Anyway, ShareX is better.
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      is it that fishy? http://salmonofcapistrano.com/
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      i think the site seems to be random. I got one with popups and annoying message boxes when trying to leave
  • For some reason my mum still gets overly paranoid and protective and thinks "oh no be careful on the internet you might click something and see a dead animal and that would be terrible" like I'm fucking 10
    even though I'm turning 18 next year and everyone in my class has been watching porn and other shit since at least the last 3 years without minding anything
    March 20
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Assuming the worst of unknown territory is a good idea, just explain it to her so that she knows it's okay.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Just realized how misinterpretable my phrasing was.
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      Show your mum "three men one hammer" and she will stop worrying about what's on the internet.
    • Darkmatterfire
      Darkmatterfire
      @anti it's sad that i know what that is
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I have been masturbating to porn since I was 11
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      porn & masturbation, a common thing among everyone.

      also, there is always something on the internet that's very very fucked up.
    • pinkydash
      pinkydash
      I've watched porn science like 7 I'm 10 rn
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      People younger than 14 or so shouldn't be watching porn at all.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I'm almost 15
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Uio I'd say anybody who hasn't experienced puberty yet (par some weird mutation someone was born with that makes it so they don't go through puberty) shouldn't be looking at porn. Specific ages don't really matter in this scenario.
    • idc
      idc
      I looked at soft porn when I was 11 and it didn't do me any harm. :p
      It was more a curiosity thing and wanting to grow up faster.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      pr0n is good for the soul
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      "Grow up faster"
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      I mean I first saw porn when I was 11? no probably closer to 8?
      I don't fully remember, all I know is that I was probably a tad too young for it.
      But that was years ago.
      I say porn is fine to look at when you hit 12, as long as you aren't like watching or looking at it all day long.
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      We watched porn in sex ed ;_; I first saw porn when I were 12 1/2
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      So in the US (and most places, I think) it's illegal to show porn to minors, but in Sweden they show porn to kids in class
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Why tho
  • Well
    Today's my last day of being 16.
    Still got another year left
    March 18
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      birthday cakes are in the oven, just 1 minute left now.
  • first one to comment on this status is gao
    March 15
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      *gay
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      wait
    • Darkmatterfire
      Darkmatterfire
      nice
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      >:]
    • Vini
      Vini
      O and Y are, lbke, a thirt of a keyboajd apart. How did yhu manage thct?
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      Hezs been takqng le[sons fro2 me.
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Wow, I didn't know activity was youtube comments.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      First!

      (In the 16th)
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Like, this has literally been done on jewtube fifty thousand fucking times, and 9 points?

      Really guys?
  • March 14
  • uuuuugh this place looking at it is horrible k im going bye
    March 12
    • Vini
      Vini
      Stay safe out there.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Farewell.
  • DoomlordKravoka
  • Carmory
    why no smol palutena
    March 9
  • Three years later.

    March 7
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      it's like cookie clicker but slow and not enjoyable
    • pinkydash
      pinkydash
      I can have trillions with inspect ellement and troll my friends
    • TheKnifer
      TheKnifer
      I wish I could awesome that gouch.
  • today is the day

    March 6
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      >implying time exists in the bikini bottom
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      That's 4017 not 2017 gdad
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      @Carmory Exactly 2000 years from now is when Squidward arrives at the future. So, the meme is correct.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      THAT IS POINT JOKE DUNKASS
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Oh I'm dumb without a brain >.<
  • Wow, when I look at posts from late 2014 to early 2015, a lot of posts I see are very cringy. Not just mine, but from all people. Not mentioning names
    I didn't really call them cringe because I was really just a sheep that tried to fit in back then
    I won't hold anything against anyone because those posts probably don't reflect how you are now
    March 6
    • Vini
      Vini
      Nah, I'm pretty sure I'm still as cringy as I was back then. I just embraced it.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Cring binds us together in the darkes of tim

      I've become self aware or whatever you call it nowaday
  • god damn it i feel terrible for no reason
    February 28
    • Vini
      Vini
      That Carmory agree is so Carmor-y.