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MrMonkey7th ✭✭

Do you like sausages?

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  • Do you like sausages?
    June 21
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      Um, yeah...?

      :/
      8Z
    • Vini
      Vini
      Yeah, but what's more important: Your sausage's size? Or how you cook it?
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      No comment.
    • itsIndy
      itsIndy
      my dad said it's not how big the sausage is, it's how it's eaten
    • itsIndy
      itsIndy
      he's quite the pro
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      Not the way I intended this to be taken...
  • There are 10 types of people in this world, those who know binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3.
    June 2
    • MathCookie
      MathCookie
      There are 10 types of people in this world: those who know binary, those who don't, those who don't care, and those who didn't expect this joke to be is base 4.
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      Oh, that's a good one!
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      Wow; yes I so wasn't expecting that :P
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      There are 60 types of people in this world, those who do, those who don't, and those who use both in the same time.
  • There are 2 types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete information
    May 19
    • Vini
      Vini
      ... and those who understand binary.
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      Okay then...
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Apples!
      ...am I one of those people?
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      what's with every sentence ending and beginning with triple periods...
    • Diesel0307
      Diesel0307
      I have no idea what you mean Drago...
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      ...They're called ellipsis...
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      fuckin weebs...
    • McJagger
      McJagger
      i no understandaruu...

      Side note ==> .
    • MathCookie
      MathCookie
      ...and English teachers.
  • You know that feeling when you have a thought on the tip of your tongue? There's a word for that, but I can't quite remember it... Umm... It's on the tip of my tongue...
    June 2
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I don't get it, you mean you forgot it, but you feel very close to remembering it but you don't?
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      I forgot a word that means I forgot something
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      It's been driving me nuts
    • Vini
      Vini
      As much as I love the meta in this situation, I'll be that guy.
      The term for this phenomenon is really "tip of the tongue".
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      I know there is a different word. It starts with a d. Dy? I don't know, but it is pissing me off.
    • Vini
      Vini
      Dysnomia? AFAIK, it's a chronic thing, so it doesn't really count unless it regularly happens to you.
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      It's presque vu, 'Almost seem'. If I'm correct, some neuro-wiring scientific bullheck goes wrong-
      cross wiring?- when trying to remember the word. You're able to remember details to the tee about it, but another word or phrase might come to mind, if anything at all.
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      I got it! Lethologica! Finally, after days of toil, it has come to me!
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      ...I don't think that's it.
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      No, that's it. I didn't quite get the definition of the word right, but I know that is correct.
  • MrMonkey7th and KhalidPlays earned the 500 Comments badge.
    Settled in, saw the sights, learned the territory, and most importantly: gave back.
    June 2
  • They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I say what doesn't kill you lowers your Hp or gives you status effects.
    May 29
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      That's a rule for berserkers; what doesn't kill you raises your Atk stat
    • Diesel0307
      Diesel0307
      What doesn't kill you can actually do nothing, considering the thing that's not killing you can just be an object, like a paperclip that is on the other side of the world.
    • Alderi
      Alderi
      If you follow FF II's system, what doesn't kill you does make you stronger ^^
    • Vini
      Vini
      What doesn't kill you grants you EXP.
      Unless you are level 20. At that point you should promote.
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      You people make me laugh!
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      In a good way, incase that wasn't clear.
  • MrMonkey7th, Lava_Entity and Marker9 earned the 5 Awesomes badge.
    You received 5 Awesomes. We like that.
    May 29
  • A quantum particle walks into a bar. And doesn't.
    May 23
  • MrMonkey7th earned the 5 Agrees badge.
    You received 5 Agrees. We like that.
    May 24
  • Hey guys, I had my update comment deleted on "The Vault", and a few other things happened.
    • That thread can't be bumped. The OP is not flagged.
    • I cannot post certain comments.
    • I cannot edit certain comments.
    • I sometimes get an error message: "Failed to find discussion for commenting."
    Any ideas of what could have caused this? Why? Fixes? I don't want that thread to die...
    May 20
  • MrMonkey7th earned the First Answer badge.
    Answering questions is a great way to show your support for a community!
    May 19
  • 11111111, 101, 110, 30, 30
    =
    HELLO

    Tell me why and you win a prize!
    May 13
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      why
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      I don't know, ignore it if you want, but I didn't want my top post to have 4 disagrees on it.
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Heheheh.
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      Oh. Oh Calamity I just understood the joke. Oh. I feel dumb.
  • MrMonkey7th was promoted to Level 2.
    May 13
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      congrats!
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      Thanks! What does this do?
    • Vini
      Vini
      It used to give you a bunch of privileges.
      Nowadays, I think level 1 users can do pretty much everything the other levels can, so it's at best bragging rights.
      I could be wrong, though.
    • Evil_Laughter
      Evil_Laughter
      Level 1 still can't start a PM, but can apparently post links and images which was previously not possible.
  • A genie comes and gives you 3 wishes. He says there are only 2 rules for the wishes.
    1. You may not wish for more wishes
    2. You may not wish that these 2 rules don't apply
    One day, and lawyer finds the genie, and these are his 3 wishes:
    1. I wish that the word "splork" be interchangeable with the word "wish"
    2. I wish that your initial injunction pertained only to the concept of wishing paired with the particular word "wish" as opposed to the concept itself, which you were merely signifying with that word
    3. And... I splork for infinite splorks...
    There is a reason why all wish granting beings are now owned by attorneys. If you don't believe me, take a look at the patent system.

    Note that I take no claim for this work, and is most likely the intellectual property of someone else.
    May 11
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      Was posted as a comic in the thread McJagger made on the topic of genies.

      In fact, this is word for word that very comic.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Yeah, get some better comics
    • McJagger
      McJagger
      haha get rekt..... (its ok... i always get rekt)
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      You might as well just post the actual comic instead of typing out the comic word by word.
    • Vini
      Vini
      This... Really isn't flag-worthy.
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Vini I guess you're right
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      I didn't know that that was already on this forum. I found it independently, and the reason I didn't insert the image was I am not completely sure how to do that yet...
      Sorry :-(
  • KhalidPlays
    A wild monkey appears
    May 9
  • MrMonkey7th earned the 100 Comments badge.
    Getting this far requires gumption, something you have in spades.
    May 9
  • MrMonkey7th earned the Name Dropper badge.
    Mentioning someone in a discussion (like this: @Name) is a great way to encourage dialog and let them know who you’re talking to.
    May 8
  • Anyone interested in a remake of a game like "The Safe" by Reepile?
    May 8
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      I am.
    • McJagger
      McJagger
      im not sure, i havent played it, just go ahead and do it
    • Vini
      Vini
      As long as nobody tries to build a fucking military complex halfway through.
      Or at the beginning.
      Or ever. Ever is probably the best choice.
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      Yeah, no buildings
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      why?
    • Vini
      Vini
      Because it gets virtually impossible to control the longer it's allowed to exist, and it's basically units with tons of HP that do nothing but spawn more units with two or three orders of magnitude less HP.
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      It has began! Be wary of...
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      ...
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      THE VAULT
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I never tried it, sure
  • Drago_meh
    who in the world are you?
    May 7
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      its a new-new user...
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      Yeah! Wait, a new-new user? How does that work? Are you saying I'm very new? Are you saying that I am yet another new user? Did you make a typo?
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      *in the background, Vsauce can be heard explaining contrastive focus reduplication*
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      Hahaha, nice. Do you watch Vsauce?
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Indeedly doo. Currently watching Vsauce3
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      Yeah, I like 1 and 3, but not so much Vsauce2.
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Same ^^
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      There are new users, and there are new new users
      there are old users, ancient users, and magic users
      those who use magic are not magic users, rather spellcasters
      magic users are those who cast spells using magic to dispell spellcasters
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      Right. Totally makes sense...
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      There are three types of sense; common sense, uncommon sense, and rare sense.
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      Hahaha, well I have LEGENDARY sense so get rekt!
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      That doesn't exist, so that is just like no sense, you have no sense of drama, action, or humour
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      I can sense that you sense I have no sense, but can you sense how many cents I have? Or do you not have enough sense to realize you can?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      You can sense three cents and much more sins
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      I sense sixty cents
  • Carmory
    Welcome, enjoy your stay while this place isn't completely dead yet.
    May 7
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      INB4 MEMBER POPULATION BOOMS AND THE FORUMS HAS A HOAX DEATH FOR LIKE THE 27TH TIME
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      Actually, it's only happened 4 times, or maybe 5 if I somehow missed one occurrence in my search
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      you have a stalking problem
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      Ya I know
  • KhalidPlays
    welcome to the forum monkey
    May 7
  • MrMonkey7th earned the 10 Comments badge.
    No longer a one-hit wonder! It looks like you’re going places.
    May 7
  • Someone new, who thinks this forum is cool and wants to take part in it. Do you think that is strange? I mean, you were new at some point too, right?
    May 7
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      I have always been here. Waiting. Waiting for the day when... Just kidding.

      Sup dude.
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      Some people get really annoyed when I say this, but I will say:
      The sky, some birds a few planes.
  • MrMonkey7th earned the First Comment badge.
    Commenting is the best way to get involved. Jump in the fray!
    May 6
  • MrMonkey7th and Wylde earned the Photogenic badge.
    Little things like uploading a profile picture make the community a better place. Thanks!
    May 6
  • Welcome Aboard!
    May 5