Link: I'm a computer programmer and a cubicle dweller I disabled Spell Check cause I'm a stellar speller When I write an e-mail that includes an attachment I never hit "send" before I've attached it
Rhett: Your job is a bore I keep it hard core Selling knives and insurance from door to door You're reflecting on a water cooler conversation I'm giving an incredible knife demonstration
Rhett: May I interest you in some accidental death coverage? Or a hard boiled egg slicer? Link: I can change your computer wallpaper to a tropical beach scene Rhett: Egg slicer
Link: I car pool Cuz I'm environmentally sensitive I pack a snorkel cuz I'm clever and so inventitive Rhett: It's inventive, inventitive isn't a word Link: Yeah I just inventited it, you just got served
Rhett: Well when I car pool, I take a group of third graders On my way to work I teach them multiplication tables See I'm a role model, an example to the youth Link: Then why did this kid just tell me that one times one is two?
Hip hop and rap at it's finest, the old school days, you and your edgy zͭͬͣͪͥ̽̾̈̂̔͏̡̙͈̦͈͕͚̜̜̼̳͔̪̘̪͠a̵̾ͣ̽̀̋̔̽̎ͧ̀̑̂̉͑̊̓̊͜͏̬͇͔͔ļ̷̹̞̱̭͎͈̳͖̰͓ͭ͑̀͂ͫͦͩͫ͘͝ͅg̵̭̳̝̞̰̔̐͌͒͒ͥ͆ͬ̏ͪ̊͋̐͌̚͡ö̸̧̳̝͚͕̺̓͂ͣ͆̎͑̎̊̈́ͣ͑̅ͭ̄̀͘ ̡ͪͦ̓͗ͣ̌͆͌ͩͮ͐ͧ͑̔͌͗͏̞̻̙͠ͅt̡̺͚̼̞̗̗͍͒ͤ͐̀̋̐͋̎̾͛͊ͬ̾͘͞e̡̢̪̭͕̦̪͖̦̤̐ͬ̓̿́ͯ̐ͤ̓̍̽̋͋̈́x͉͕͍̖̲̦̞̝̐̈ͣ̓ͧ̈́̅̓̀͟͟͠ͅt̾̅̉͆̽ͭ̉͊͛͏̴̴̡̘͔̠͉̙͇̰͕̳͠ͅ wouldn't understand.
*Wipe browser history so people don't see the gross amount and type of porn that you look up, along with things generally too embarrassing to let your friends see* *Load up cookie clicker* *Everything is gone* *Please.*
I don't think I could host one, considering I can barely host my own, I've only played like one of yours, and I'm not sure I'm creative enough to do it.
But anyway, sorry that this has to happen to you. You'll probably find someone to take them.
(Just now realized that I'm talking like someone who just read an adoption ad.)
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
third times the charm!:
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
When I was in elementary school (school years 1-5), there were 2 girls named Emma in my class. To make it clear who we were talking to or about, we said Emma and then the first letter of their last name. I can't remember one of the girls' last name, but the other one began with an M, so she was "Emma M," which quickly became "Eminem" amongst the students.
Basically a couple years ago a few people from Kong OT (off-topic) came onto Dashnet and spammed gore. It led to registrations being closed on Dashnet for a while and is a large reason why Dashnet is so small now. Kong OT hasn't done anything noteworthy in years, though, so it's just a (more or less) cold war between the forums, perpetuated by a few people on Dashnet hate Kong OT now (which seems a lot larger due to the forum's small size), and a few people from Kong OT hate Dashnet (though I'd assume most don't care). Several people came from Kong OT and became active Dashnetters, though, most notably DLK before he was banned.
(Also, to specify, nobody has anything against the website Kongregate itself. It's specifically the Kongregate off-topic subforum)