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Lefian ✭✭✭

Why is Dashnet saying that I can't have images in my signature, when it hasn't had a problem with is before?!

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  • Guys, wanna hear a joke?!
    May 18
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      You mean... READ a joke?
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      Um, yeah, but if it is cringey, I swear I will slap my face so hard I will probably break my nose...
    • Ian5
      Ian5
      I guess Lefian... Leftian us out of this. (I am so sorry.
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Heh. Funny, right?
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      that was very unpunny. so unpunny it was such a pane!
    • McJagger
      McJagger
      heres one:

      Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
      Student: "Meat!"
      Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
      Student: "Bacon!"
      Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
      Student: "Homework!"

      and another:
      A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

      third times the charm!:
      Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
      Johnny: "Seven."
      Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
      Johnny: "Seven."
      Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
      Johnny: "Six."
      Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
      Johnny: "Seven!"
      Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
      Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      I heard the first two, but the last one was clever.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      The last one was new to me, not too awesome, but new
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Johnny doesn't have any apples at home.
      I wonder if he has any fruits/vegetables at home.
  • Why is Dashnet saying that I can't have images in my signature, when it hasn't had a problem with is before?!
    May 25
  • Brother's work got shot up yesterday. He works at Zaxby's.



    People doin' anything to get out of paying extra for the sauce.
    May 24
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      But, err, seriously. Luckily, he got out unscathed.
    • McJagger
      McJagger
      hope he is ok!
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      He's doing fine.
      He's currently applying for a job at a Health Center, being this the second time it's gotten shot up.
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      Has the restaurant owner pissed of the local mafia or something?
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Probably not. Florida in whole has been pretty crazy lately.
      Them doods just really wanted some chikky wings.
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    May 24
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  • How many o' you are Eminem fans?
    No one?
    Alright.
    May 24
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      i only listen to cringecore rap
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Isn't he the man who sings about being drug-free?
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Uh, possibly.
      He's drug-free now, though alot of his older songs talked about his abuse of drugs.
    • Vini
      Vini
      Is he the guy with the palms sweaty, the knees weak and mom's spaghetti?
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      Palms are sweaty mom's spaghetti he's chocking now he's chocking how cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      When I was in elementary school (school years 1-5), there were 2 girls named Emma in my class. To make it clear who we were talking to or about, we said Emma and then the first letter of their last name. I can't remember one of the girls' last name, but the other one began with an M, so she was "Emma M," which quickly became "Eminem" amongst the students.
  • Thinking of maybe making an idle game based off of one of my forum games, tho I'm probably too lazy to do it.
    May 22
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I wonder where that idea came from....

      Anyway, probably would be Decrease the Thing
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Yes, part of the inspiration came from your game. Don't flatter yourself.
      That would probably be the best idea.
  • Civilization-style forum game? Or is there already one/too many/ y'all don't want that?
    May 19
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I never seen a civilization game for a whI'll... besides my God game and 7 others

      Make one
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      The God Game, in my opinion, isn't really a civilization game...
      Well, I guess it is.
      I'll try and make it unique, if I get around to making one.
  • This forum is pretty dead.
    May 2
    • idc
      idc
      You are half right. It is dead but it isn't pretty.
    • Darkу
      Darkу
      it got the "Miley Cyrus" treatment.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Literally unusable.
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      u make me cry

      *sniff sniff*
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      RIP forum's good looks 2017

      eh the forums are still browsed everyday by at least 10 different users, it's not dead
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      16
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      It's not really dead yet. It might be on life support, but it's not technically dead.
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      It'd kind of like Darth Vader at the end of movie 3...

      "WE SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!"
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      *It's
  • The two mid-maintenance forum games is enough to stress me the fuck out. I ain't creative enuff for this.
    May 19
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Buddy, relax like me, I mean, you know how many stressful games I manage.
  • Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand!
    May 15
    • McJagger
      McJagger
      true, someone needs to put him in check..... wait.... my name is Dexter...!
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      ooh, really??
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      noice name mi dood
  • Why does Dashnet not like Kongregate???????????????????????????????????????
    May 4
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Cuz its shite
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      no reason
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      Kong OTers troll dashnet
      dashnet doesn't like that
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      Basically a couple years ago a few people from Kong OT (off-topic) came onto Dashnet and spammed gore. It led to registrations being closed on Dashnet for a while and is a large reason why Dashnet is so small now. Kong OT hasn't done anything noteworthy in years, though, so it's just a (more or less) cold war between the forums, perpetuated by a few people on Dashnet hate Kong OT now (which seems a lot larger due to the forum's small size), and a few people from Kong OT hate Dashnet (though I'd assume most don't care). Several people came from Kong OT and became active Dashnetters, though, most notably DLK before he was banned.

      (Also, to specify, nobody has anything against the website Kongregate itself. It's specifically the Kongregate off-topic subforum)
    • McJagger
      McJagger
      ahhh i see
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinntteeerrreesssssttiiiiiiiiiinngggg....
  • See that I have a shiny

    Okay cool, but ima pop the non-shinies

    Click on a non shiny

    It turns into a shiny upon click

    Do this to all wrinklers. Shiny-ness can turn on and off with click, but can't pop any.

    Help?!
    May 12
  • What is this whole 'Slack' thing?
    May 12
    • Tellurium
      Tellurium
      It's an instant messaging program for "teams" of people, originally intended for workplaces but is also often used for more casual groups.

      In late 2015 a Slack group for dashnet was created, and became popular among many users for talking to each other. Currently it's much less active than it was in 2015-2016, but is still used by a handful of people as their main way to talk to other dashnetters.
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Don't go there unless your pony tolerance is very high though
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      My pony tolerance is quite the high
      don underestimate me
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      some cancer
    • Tellurium
      Tellurium
      mlp hasn't been mentioned there much, just a bit when karlolin was rewatching it recently.
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      I'm just recalling it from mid 2016
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      Continuing what Luri said, it's pretty much the continuation of the early-2016 dashnet. While the normal dashnet is very different now, Slack is still pretty much the same. Some dashnetters have even stopped going on the normal dashnet almost entirely while talking on slack daily, including almost half of the people on the all-time leaderboard, funnily enough.
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Sounds pretty sweggy.
      Err, how do I get there?
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      You dont
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Lefian Offer at least a dozen virgin sacrifices, an eyeball that once belonged to a family member, a pint of your own blood once a day, and you must publicly announce your hatred for all humanity and wishes for nuclear domination. You'll be considered if you complete those tasks.





      (or I'll just send you an invite because I send that to almost everybody who wants to go on the slack channel)
    • Rockheart
      Rockheart
      Oh, can I get an invite? (Yes, I know I'm a lurker.)
    • Tellurium
      Tellurium
      Sent to Rockheart
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I am in the chat, but I never use slack anymore, most of my group chats and game development chats are on discord
  • silentsomersault
    nice su avatar
    May 12
    • Vini
      Vini
      Okay, that's three. One to go.
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Until what?
      Also, triangle =/= S.U.
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      His avatar is from Little Nightmares, I think.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      nice lol
  • Does anyone want another forum game from me, or is there "too many" or whatever the fuck that means?
    May 10
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      THERE CAN NEVER BE TOO MANY FORUM GAMES
      err...*cough* I'd probably participate.
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      They're pretty much one of the only things I do in my free time :p
      I'll begin ~Brainstorm-ing~ ideas.
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      IDEA:
      The point of the game is to go through a mansion and recover as many valuables as possible (as an intruder/burglar, obviously)
      Each time you finish going through the mansion, it gets harder. Money gained from the valuables can be used towards upgrading your skills.
      Never being caught/never killing anyone results in a bonus reward at the end, and continously killing people/getting caught leads to gaining upgrades to make that easier, but no extra rewards (or even a reduction. Playing this way basically makes it less fun/easier.)
      Certain items must be gained before leaving the mansion.
      I got the inspiration from Dishonored (go figure).
      Does sound interesting, anyone?
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      Some people just like killing things, tbh. And I'd say getting caught in the act without killing people makes things harder, due to the fact that they know you're here and will be on the patrol, or even worse, calling the police.

      Apart from that, the idea does seem interesting.
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      I don't plan on police arriving being a factor to worry about- rather, there will be guards inside of the mansion (imagine unreasonably paranoid/famous person) at some point.
      Plus, not killing people gives rewards that you otherwise can't get. You'll also have the option to knock them unconscious, which will become easier with upgrades.
      Once people spot you, given that you escape the chase then they'll begin actively (though slowly) searching for you rather than simply standing guard/patrolling, and will eventually give up searching for you.
      Aaand, to make it a bit cooler, I might add magic as some of the upgrades you can get.
    • McJagger
      McJagger
      i haz idea!

      Try and escape from a mansion, which is constantly changing, every time you move into, and out of, a room, it changes. There are demons in there aswell
    • McJagger
      McJagger
      (fight the demons)
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      I don't think I'll be implementing that, sorry :p
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      I'll be creating the game tomorrow. Look out for something along the lines of "Ultimate Burglar". Something generic like that.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Make a train heisting game.
      Oh wait, I was gonna make this soon
      "Train Trouble, forum game by Trainstorm"
      Nah, you make it
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      You can do that, I'm only gonna create this one.
  • KhalidPlays
    RIP

    tounge profile picture
    May 9
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      It was a worthy sacrifice.
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    May 8
    • MrMonkey7th
      MrMonkey7th
      Ohhh, nice!
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Thank you ^^
      I've fallen in love with the Little Nightmare's soundtrack.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      weeb
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      *weeaboo idol bullshit
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  • Lefian earned the 1000 Comments badge.
    You’re practically family.
    May 5
  • Heyyyy a thousand posts
    Mostly shit but like
    A thousand posts
    May 5
  • http://imgur.com/a/RTUKm
    First ever sketch ever
    You can tell that I'm an aspiring artist.
    April 16
  • Imagine: You did do it.
    April 30

  • MatPat would make a horrible/great Count Olaf.
    April 23
  • My dog, Raven, bit my other dog, Canela, within the first week that we had gotten her, leaving a permanent (though small) hole in her lip. Today, they sleep alongside each other, play together, eat my dresser together... The moral of the story is, let your friend's bite you. I do it.
    April 23
  • http://imgur.com/a/ghF9K
    Dogs are cute?!?!
    April 20
  • Adopt one today!

    Take my eggs and leave. < Anybody want to help my eggs grow into hatchlings? < My eggs are dying. Only a monster would ignore them.
    April 21
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I misunderstood that "take my eggs and leave"
    • TheKnifer
      TheKnifer
      there's a rule that says people are not allowed to post DC eggs. there's a thread for this.
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Oh, alright, sorry.
  • Happy birthday, grandmother! You're still alive, I think.
    April 20