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How do you get negative points, @Carmindy?

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  • How do you get negative points, @Carmindy?
    2:45AM
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      Just what happens when you get more flags than you do on Awesomes/Agrees.

      tbh really says something about their post quality huh
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      By beating Brainstorm in an argument and him feeling so defeated that he has the need to flag you and then proceed to delete your comment on activity.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      @RiR The flags were not justified.
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      @Carmory Agree to disagree, I guess.
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      dont disagree it give him less point
    • Vini
      Vini
      Removing positive reactions also "give" one "negative points".
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      True, but that's not what he did.
    • itsIndy
      itsIndy
      bazooka joe
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      He's cool and does the things for H3h#
  • Link: I'm a computer programmer and a cubicle dweller
    I disabled Spell Check cause I'm a stellar speller
    When I write an e-mail that includes an attachment
    I never hit "send" before I've attached it

    Rhett: Your job is a bore
    I keep it hard core
    Selling knives and insurance from door to door
    You're reflecting on a water cooler conversation
    I'm giving an incredible knife demonstration

    Rhett: May I interest you in some accidental death coverage?
    Or a hard boiled egg slicer?
    Link: I can change your computer wallpaper to a tropical beach scene
    Rhett: Egg slicer


    Link: I car pool
    Cuz I'm environmentally sensitive
    I pack a snorkel cuz I'm clever and so inventitive
    Rhett: It's inventive, inventitive isn't a word
    Link: Yeah I just inventited it, you just got served

    Rhett: Well when I car pool, I take a group of third graders
    On my way to work I teach them multiplication tables
    See I'm a role model, an example to the youth
    Link: Then why did this kid just tell me that one times one is two?

    June 25
    • itsIndy
      itsIndy
      memories :/
    • itsIndy
      itsIndy
      I can't even bring myself to watch that video again because I know it'll be ruined by some dumbass kid who thinks Inventitive is a country lol
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      It's a country once I inventivate it.
    • ShadowofReverse
      ShadowofReverse
      T͡he̢ ̸fuc̸k di̶d ̀I ͡j͠ùst̷ r͡ea͟d.
    • itsIndy
      itsIndy
      Rap when it was cool lol
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Hip hop and rap at it's finest, the old school days, you and your edgy zͭͬͣͪͥ̽̾̈̂̔͏̡̙͈̦͈͕͚̜̜̼̳͔̪̘̪͠a̵̾ͣ̽̀̋̔̽̎ͧ̀̑̂̉͑̊̓̊͜͏̬͇͔͔ļ̷̹̞̱̭͎͈̳͖̰͓ͭ͑̀͂ͫͦͩͫ͘͝ͅg̵̭̳̝̞̰̔̐͌͒͒ͥ͆ͬ̏ͪ̊͋̐͌̚͡ö̸̧̳̝͚͕̺̓͂ͣ͆̎͑̎̊̈́ͣ͑̅ͭ̄̀͘ ̡ͪͦ̓͗ͣ̌͆͌ͩͮ͐ͧ͑̔͌͗͏̞̻̙͠ͅt̡̺͚̼̞̗̗͍͒ͤ͐̀̋̐͋̎̾͛͊ͬ̾͘͞e̡̢̪̭͕̦̪͖̦̤̐ͬ̓̿́ͯ̐ͤ̓̍̽̋͋̈́x͉͕͍̖̲̦̞̝̐̈ͣ̓ͧ̈́̅̓̀͟͟͠ͅt̾̅̉͆̽ͭ̉͊͛͏̴̴̡̘͔̠͉̙͇̰͕̳͠ͅ wouldn't understand.
  • In my absence, I read Warrior Cats and play Halo: Collections.
    If my profile picture changes to a pussy or Master Chief, you now know why.
    June 24
  • *Wipe browser history so people don't see the gross amount and type of porn that you look up, along with things generally too embarrassing to let your friends see*
    *Load up cookie clicker*
    *Everything is gone*
    *Please.*
    June 22
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      if i had a penny every time i told somebody to backup their save i wouldn't know how to end this sentence
    • Vini
      Vini
      Incognito mode IS a thing, y'know.
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Touche²
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Nope, through some settings on routers and modems n shit, you can pull up anything from incognito.
    • Vini
      Vini
      @ But that requires either a third-party software or technical knowledge, so it's safe to say incognito protects your browsing history from normies.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I don't think a random person's parents could secretly be part of a giant hacking system planning on taking over the world
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      You just type in your ip, and find the history, lol.
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      ^that didn't work for me, either bc I use a VPN or bc I have a separate browser just for porn which never saves anything
    • idc
      idc
      Just remember to use the dark web if the porn you want is illegal.
  • Philistine .
    June 24
  • Just witnessed my brother crack up at stupid one-liners.
    What's the best one-liner you know?
    June 14
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      What's a one-liner again?
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      one-lin·er
      ˈˌwən ˈlīnər/Submit
      nouninformal
      a short joke or witty remark.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      As I expected then
    • Sirfish
      Sirfish
      How long is a Chinese name
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      Two men walk into a bar. Barman asks what they want to drink. They say hold on, we can't start the joke until the other man gets here.
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      When I was a kid I used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised god doesn't work that way, so I stole some other kid's bike and prayed for forgiveness.
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Adam Those aren't one liners. They're two liners.
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      Read. The. Definition.
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Adam I know, I was joking.
    • Alderi
      Alderi
      Why do white people own so many pets?
      Because we're not allowed to own slaves anymore.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Why do people get married?
      Because they're not allowed to own slaves anymore
      (Warning: extreme feminism)
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      @Jarr sorry, lack of sleep = take everything seriously
    • itsIndy
      itsIndy
      I'd like to cook something on HER stove
    • idc
      idc
      I may as well share this one (based on what I posted elsewhere),
      Bees are awesome, they are black and yellow so make great slaves and they can help you with maths

  • June 22
  • Im A cAm WhOrE
    June 21
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Wait what's wrong with the agree button? The 2 is really small.
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      ???

      Not happening for me... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      looks fine to me lol
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      It fixed when I refreshed it. >.>
  • I want a Borderlands style forum game
    Or Dishonored :D
    June 14
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Make one, :D
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Its work, and work is hard ;3;
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      I feel like somebody like RiR should make it tho, I feel that he'd do it better than me.
    • Sirfish
      Sirfish
      Im here and have nothing better to do
    • itsIndy
      itsIndy
      I'M AN ADEPT GAME MAKER WHO DOESNT WASTE TIME MAKING FORUM GAMES.

      So I'll make an indie game :)

      Coming 2018
      (yes i'm being for real)
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I would, but I only use my ideas, and when a bright idea strikes me, I make it
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      @itsIndy I think you mean an Indy game ;)
    • itsIndy
      itsIndy
      BILLABO YOU ARE NOW MY FAVORITE MEMBER.
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      @brainstorm You asked me for my terrible forum game idea.
      Stop lying brainstrom
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I was choking, I mean.. joking. (Maniklas did not force me to say this)
  • Lefian changed his profile picture.
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    June 9
  • Lefian changed his profile picture.
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    June 9
  • I can tell you what it's not. A sphere.
    June 8
  • Looking back at what I did in 2015, I find an uncanny amount of Criiiiiiiiinge.
    June 1
    • Alderi
      Alderi
      Haha, I sometimes look at my old facebook posts. The wall of shame.
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      My olde facebook was hilarious. But then I got banned for using a picture of a black man in his underwear as my profile picture. Fuck I hate facebook.
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Lmfao
  • I think I'm gunna give my forum games up. Not sure about it tho.
    Anyone wanna host any of them?
    May 31
    • Diesel0307
      Diesel0307
      I don't think I could host one, considering I can barely host my own, I've only played like one of yours, and I'm not sure I'm creative enough to do it.
      But anyway, sorry that this has to happen to you. You'll probably find someone to take them.

      (Just now realized that I'm talking like someone who just read an adoption ad.)
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Why?
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Don't want to keep people waiting when I'm probs not gonna be as active as before.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Their your games, and they must always be yours, once every day is better than once an hour from someone else
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Brainstorm Uio didn't create aurellians, yet that's doing fine
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      Tbh, I'm fine with an extended wait time on Generic Interactive Meme.

      I'd take the game up for you, but I can't exactly reply to myself and I don't want to just drop all of my plans for our plot.
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Are you implying I'm not dev?
    • Alderi
      Alderi
      I didn't know you took up Aurelians, that game had a good potential :)
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I just meant that.... lefian games are lefian games
  • Guys, wanna hear a joke?!
    May 18
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      You mean... READ a joke?
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      Um, yeah, but if it is cringey, I swear I will slap my face so hard I will probably break my nose...
    • Ian5
      Ian5
      I guess Lefian... Leftian us out of this. (I am so sorry.
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Heh. Funny, right?
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      that was very unpunny. so unpunny it was such a pane!
    • McJagger
      McJagger
      heres one:

      Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
      Student: "Meat!"
      Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
      Student: "Bacon!"
      Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
      Student: "Homework!"

      and another:
      A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

      third times the charm!:
      Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
      Johnny: "Seven."
      Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
      Johnny: "Seven."
      Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
      Johnny: "Six."
      Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
      Johnny: "Seven!"
      Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
      Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      I heard the first two, but the last one was clever.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      The last one was new to me, not too awesome, but new
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Johnny doesn't have any apples at home.
      I wonder if he has any fruits/vegetables at home.
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      nah he's a junk food addict, he hasn't eaten a single fruit or vegetable his whole life...
    • ArtificialCookie
      ArtificialCookie
      Here's one. My life.
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      I cannot permit this level of blatant edge on my wall.
      BEgONe!
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      NO
  • Next few days are gonna be pretty chill, I'll either be super or barely active.
    May 26
  • Why is Dashnet saying that I can't have images in my signature, when it hasn't had a problem with is before?!
    May 25
  • Brother's work got shot up yesterday. He works at Zaxby's.



    People doin' anything to get out of paying extra for the sauce.
    May 24
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      But, err, seriously. Luckily, he got out unscathed.
    • McJagger
      McJagger
      hope he is ok!
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      He's doing fine.
      He's currently applying for a job at a Health Center, being this the second time it's gotten shot up.
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      Has the restaurant owner pissed of the local mafia or something?
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Probably not. Florida in whole has been pretty crazy lately.
      Them doods just really wanted some chikky wings.
  • Lefian changed his profile picture.
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    May 24
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    May 24
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  • How many o' you are Eminem fans?
    No one?
    Alright.
    May 24
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      i only listen to cringecore rap
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Isn't he the man who sings about being drug-free?
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Uh, possibly.
      He's drug-free now, though alot of his older songs talked about his abuse of drugs.
    • Vini
      Vini
      Is he the guy with the palms sweaty, the knees weak and mom's spaghetti?
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      Palms are sweaty mom's spaghetti he's chocking now he's chocking how cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      When I was in elementary school (school years 1-5), there were 2 girls named Emma in my class. To make it clear who we were talking to or about, we said Emma and then the first letter of their last name. I can't remember one of the girls' last name, but the other one began with an M, so she was "Emma M," which quickly became "Eminem" amongst the students.
  • Thinking of maybe making an idle game based off of one of my forum games, tho I'm probably too lazy to do it.
    May 22
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I wonder where that idea came from....

      Anyway, probably would be Decrease the Thing
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      Yes, part of the inspiration came from your game. Don't flatter yourself.
      That would probably be the best idea.
  • Civilization-style forum game? Or is there already one/too many/ y'all don't want that?
    May 19
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I never seen a civilization game for a whI'll... besides my God game and 7 others

      Make one
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      The God Game, in my opinion, isn't really a civilization game...
      Well, I guess it is.
      I'll try and make it unique, if I get around to making one.
  • This forum is pretty dead.
    May 2
    • idc
      idc
      You are half right. It is dead but it isn't pretty.
    • Darkу
      Darkу
      it got the "Miley Cyrus" treatment.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Literally unusable.
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      u make me cry

      *sniff sniff*
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      RIP forum's good looks 2017

      eh the forums are still browsed everyday by at least 10 different users, it's not dead
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      16
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      It's not really dead yet. It might be on life support, but it's not technically dead.
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      It'd kind of like Darth Vader at the end of movie 3...

      "WE SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!"
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      *It's
  • The two mid-maintenance forum games is enough to stress me the fuck out. I ain't creative enuff for this.
    May 19
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Buddy, relax like me, I mean, you know how many stressful games I manage.
  • Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand!
    May 15
    • McJagger
      McJagger
      true, someone needs to put him in check..... wait.... my name is Dexter...!
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      ooh, really??
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      noice name mi dood
  • Why does Dashnet not like Kongregate???????????????????????????????????????
    May 4
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Cuz its shite
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      no reason
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      Kong OTers troll dashnet
      dashnet doesn't like that
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      Basically a couple years ago a few people from Kong OT (off-topic) came onto Dashnet and spammed gore. It led to registrations being closed on Dashnet for a while and is a large reason why Dashnet is so small now. Kong OT hasn't done anything noteworthy in years, though, so it's just a (more or less) cold war between the forums, perpetuated by a few people on Dashnet hate Kong OT now (which seems a lot larger due to the forum's small size), and a few people from Kong OT hate Dashnet (though I'd assume most don't care). Several people came from Kong OT and became active Dashnetters, though, most notably DLK before he was banned.

      (Also, to specify, nobody has anything against the website Kongregate itself. It's specifically the Kongregate off-topic subforum)
    • McJagger
      McJagger
      ahhh i see
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinntteeerrreesssssttiiiiiiiiiinngggg....
  • See that I have a shiny

    Okay cool, but ima pop the non-shinies

    Click on a non shiny

    It turns into a shiny upon click

    Do this to all wrinklers. Shiny-ness can turn on and off with click, but can't pop any.

    Help?!
    May 12