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Lava_Entity ✭✭✭

Practically what it’s like for me whenever I go to a relatives house, hotel, etc.

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  • Practically what it’s like for me whenever I go to a relatives house, hotel, etc.
    April 15
  • Wait..... on Vanillia isn’t Chocolate an equivalent to satan?
    April 4
    • Vini
      Vini
      If you want to call Vanilla God. But here, God is a toe.
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      My dashnet cult worships bunny tails.
  • this has been me and the social drama at school for the past few weeks

    April 2
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      Not actually what antisocial means, but I get it.
    • leun
      leun
      when youre actually anti-social and dont go to school
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      boy do i wish
    • leun
      leun
      no you dont
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      I actualy chose to go back to school... WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME???
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      cease your tomfoolery.
    • Vini
      Vini
      Well, teenage life IS a lot less stressing than adult life.
    • lukeMj
      lukeMj
      yoyoyo
  • ok.

    my sister gave me a grape wrapped like an easter egg.

    Happy Easter Fools, I guess.
    April 1
    • lennonluiz0907
      lennonluiz0907
      meh should have been a watermelon 0/5
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      I just took a cardboard toilet paper roll, chopped it up, put it underwater, molded it until it looked like a turd, and put it on her bed pillow.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Your sister must be going on meme Reddits a lot
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      My mom shared the "grape wrapped as an easter egg" post on Facebook a few days before April 1st. That's how widespread that idea was.
  • I like how at least 10 people join the fourum per day but only one in every hundred actually confirm their email and actually become active.

    How rare can active people be?
    March 29
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      That can’t be true
      We don’t get an active user every 10 days, not even every month
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      well, I didn’t mean it to be legit stats, but you get the point.
    • Vini
      Vini
      Did I ever tell you the about those strange beings known as "bots"?
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      there's a registration captcha, though (i checked)

      ThE bOtS aRe EvOlViNg
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      I'm a trollbot
    • leun
      leun
      yes because google capcha was meant to stop bots and not track user information instead
  • Lava_Entity changed their profile picture.
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    March 29
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      much better.
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      Oh man, read a manga called "kurosagi corpse delivery service".

      Don't ask, just do it. Go go go!
  • Lava_Entity changed their profile picture.
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    March 29
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      flipped through my camera roll. I found a thing.

      This is just a placeholder for my next one, though, so don’t get used to it.
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      as long as you don't let your kids play "the floor is lava"
    • Vini
      Vini
      Wait, Lava and whose kids?
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      wait, what kids

      i play the floor is lava and then I merge with my people after a few seconds or whatever allocated amount of time we have to get off the damn floor.
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      OMG, Lava, you forgot about our kids????
    • qpmc_shitposts
      qpmc_shitposts
      lavaklaus
  • Lava_Entity changed their profile picture.
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    March 29
  • Lava_Entity changed their profile picture.
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    March 29
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    March 29
  • iceklaus
    Am I consumed yet?
    March 25
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      well.... kind of. If you mean your soul, than yes.

      Your physical form, however, I need to finish off one more femur before i’m through.
  • I just realized this.

    At the beginning of this week, I had 8 spam and 5 abuse.

    I now have 16 spam and 8 abuse.

    So I ask myself here.

    how the hell did i go wrong

    i’m gonna get benned noooooooo
    March 23
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      Leun has sharpened his flag finger this week
    • leun
      leun
      ur lucky i respect vini
    • Vini
      Vini
  • Is it there possible, to hit a toaster with a fork and have it land in the sink?

    Thereafter, continues hardcore meeming.
    February 13
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      yo dog, I heard you like necrobumps
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      *head slightly jerks randomly*
  • Vini
    image

    Oh, oh! Me! Me!

    I know how to help with that!

    image
    March 20
    • Sirfish
      Sirfish
      nah mushroom panties don't get you as high
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      wow.

      that’s one to remember...
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      Well, who wants to test fish theory with me?
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      need a shroom?
  • i need more mushrooms.

    for me to be able

    to carry out

    the master plan
    March 20


  • This man can be found at the southernmost point of New Zealand using street veiw.

    what am I doing with my life
    March 13
  • if you’re having a bad day




    March 11
  • i’ve had no interwebs for 2 days

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    (written in a cafe in town)
    March 10
  • there is a tree dangling right over the power lines to my house.

    feels like a knife to the throat
    March 8


  • for the LOVE OF GOD
    February 22
  • Have any of you had any strange thought and then to snap out of it to be like ‘’Wait....what the hell?’’
    February 20
    • beeCandles
      beeCandles
      fun fact: whenever you have impulsive thoughts, it's usually things that you've heard other people say or think. your *reaction* to these impulsive thoughts are your true feelings about the subject.