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Calamity ✭✭✭✭✭

I have a level 2 warning still...will that disappear in two days?

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  • Maniklas
    I draw a pentagram on the floor with a candle in each corner.

    I pull the bodies of 5 occultists into the center, simply for the purpose of dismembering them.

    "RISE CALAMITY, RISE! RISE CALAMITY, RISE! RISE CALAMITY, RISE!"

    I click dat res button in wow
    April 24
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      I log in everyday...
  • Day One of Jail


    Its so cold in here, I wasn't given any rations...I am so cold..can someone please help me. I want to get out please, I just want to get out of here. The jail cell...so cold. Its not right, why am I in here! WHY!

    *Whimpers in the darkest corner of the cell.*
    March 24
    • Zuptin
      Zuptin
      SILENZ!!!
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Bee merciful oh bee king!
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      That was just a voice in my head, no! I thought somebody was listening... Anybody...please just let me go!
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Did you know bugs are edible? they taste actually quite good, sprinkle some tears on them and they are maybe even a delight.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Darkness is creeping towards me more, it's nearly night. I am soon going to taste that sweet sweet redemption which I deserve when day breaks.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      I can hear the snores of others like me, why do they sleep when the darkness is so near? Do they not fear that it will not just take them away, it will erase them? How naive.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Thy coil treads to death, thus thou nearest fate is sure to spiral round.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Let me out, or I will...

      I will eat bugs! Yeah, that'll teach ya not to extend my limited suffering. Hahaha. Ha.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Wait...I already have some in my stomach..then...then I will scream and shout, maybe even dance all around and pout.

      I am amazing.
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      Jesus Christ Calamity calm down. There is no need to string 8 activity comments together at once!
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      I cant make threads...ahhhh!
    • KhalidPlays
      KhalidPlays
      i am jailed how long were you... how long until i get out...
  • Carmory
    ayy no more jail
    March 25
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      More freedome
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      being trapped under a dome is the opposite of free
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Unless it's a dome for free people
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      k
  • I have a level 2 warning still...will that disappear in two days?
    March 25
  • Chisako
    It will be hard to consider un-jailing you if you keep that up...
    Should we prepare the scaffold instead?
    March 25
  • “Remind me, what is the price to pay for freedom? Nothing as the ground I stand on, the air I breathe and the words I utter they all are guilty. Guilty of indulging myself in my own inhibitions of wonder. Guilty of being without a price. Beyond when a man wants earthly things or sacred things, I want to make my own choices. So when you ask my crime, just know the first are the pioneers, the second are the generals, and the third are followers. I am not a follower, I don't utter spoken phrases, I walk unseen paths. Paths that make me who I am, and still, I have places I want to go.”

    “Like right out of this prison, and into that place of wonder.”

    "Steve, do you understand?" I nod towards the rock.

    "..."

    "Of course, you are my only ally, the bugs are near. Shall we greet them on this blessed dawn?"

    "..."

    You know just what to say Steve. Soon, we escape." The scent of dust riles my nose.

    "When the warden tastes asphalt we march towards freedom!" I screamed.

    "Freedom will be ours!
    March 25
  • Carmory
    its probably a bad sign if you've been jailed and i haven't
    March 25
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      My crime is saying first, three times. Perhaps if I said second, third following first I would still be standing, unaccounted amongst such conditions.
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      you actually said it six times.... and you admitted that you didn#'t read the rules... which does not help to forgive that...
      Note: It's nothing personal, simply doing my job here.
  • DoomlordKravoka


    Here's something to take your mind off from the cold air, the bad food and the forced labor.
    March 25
  • Im jailed lol.
    March 24
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      Why ARE you jailed? I barely see posts from you at all.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      I posted in the rule discussions for legacy, they weren't locked yet.
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      you posted "first" on all three of them. i deleted that and you posted it again on all three. the rules clearly say "first = spam" (shortened version)
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      I didnt read the rules.
    • Laura
      Laura
      @Chisako i'll remember to post "second" next time...
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      @Calamity "First" being considered spam should, frankly, just be common sense. Doesn't create discussion, doesn't add to anything.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      I wanted to be first. Hahaha....*Sobs*
  • It started to rain, thunder and then hail...ITS SO LOUD XD
    March 24
  • Covenant

    An upcoming binding of isaac challenge pack with 100+ challenges based on Isaacs struggle with god, with his family, including the many horrors in the basement.
    March 13