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Brainstorm ✭✭✭✭

Trick question: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

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  • Trick question: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
    February 18
    • Pighouse
      Pighouse
      Exactly 7
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      7 grand
    • Vini
      Vini
      Even if it would, it wouldn't.
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      the wood chuck doesn't chuck, it chucks wood
    • 222lawlawlawl_games
      222lawlawlawl_games
      As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
    • idc
      idc
      But how much Norris could he chuck?
  • http://forums.deepworldgame.com/discussion/25931/forum-game-deepworld-rpg#latest

    I'm making a forum game on another forum now, they seem to be enjoying it...
    February 17
  • Fun fact: igm games can be played on normal iPads/iphones
    February 12
    • TheKnifer
      TheKnifer
      As long as the device you're using can run javascript, it can run IGM games.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I don't know really, no other PC game worked besides IGM games, and most JavaScript games require keyboard controls, while with these it's just hold and click
  • If I were to create a meme, it would be something like

    "It's hard to make money"
    "It HAS to be hard, or else it won't make money"

    Wow, I wasted a perfect out of context meme, never mind, I have a lot more..,
    February 12
  • Diabl0
    (By the way, do you remember me?)

    ;)

    January 28
  • Diabl0
    Can we say that he is dead?

    "Last Active : January 29"
    February 2
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I thought I said why I am not online much...
  • 1. Go to Google Translate.
    2. Set it to translate from English to Greek.
    3. Type in "Will Percy Jackson ever die," and translate it to Greek.
    4. Copy it.
    5. Switch it to translate Greek to English.
    6. Paste the Greek translation you just copied.
    7. Translate back to English.
    8. Read the translation.
    January 28
  • Diabl0
    WHY ARE YOU LEAVING THIS BEAUTIFUL FORUM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    January 26
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Well, I'm kinda busy in real life, and I am part of a much swaggier forum :P
    • dt200
      dt200
      what forum?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Deepworld Forums, much more mature, no swearing, no suicide and trolling, much less spam, active moderators. It is the forums for a somewhat addicting mobile MMORPG
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      Any forum is more mature than this godforsaken place.
    • ☆Zuptin☆
      ☆Zuptin☆
      ^ Then why are you still here?
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      ^^
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      @cws even kongOT?
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Kongot is almost entirely semi mature people with a vocal minority who make CWS look stoic.
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      @Zuptin - Because it's pretty much the only place I can reliably get social interaction, and without it I lose all form of contact with the outside of world with people I know, and damn myself into isolation. Trust me, if I could go to a better place, you wouldn't even see me again in your life.
  • "Denial is not just a river in Egypt..."
    January 27
  • You may have not noticed, but I will quit these forums in a hiatus-y way, I will check in once a week. Good luck to those who are still here.
    January 26
    • Agubhagu
      Agubhagu
      i don't understand why you are wishing us luck.
    • Vini
      Vini
      Hey man, you don't just reject good luck like that! If you don't want some, leave it for those who do.
      Thanks for the luck, LS, see ya occasionally.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Bullshit.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Oh, I'm wishing others luck to NOT leave like I had to, sorry for the misunderstanding.

      Also, it's not LS, that's BS
    • Vini
      Vini
      I call you Lewdstorm. Therefore, LS.
    • dt200
      dt200
      Don't leave.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      It's temporary.
  • Oh, I'm level 4 now


    Congrats me?
    January 27
  • Brainstorm was promoted to Level 4.
    January 27
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      NICE INSERT WOOD MAN FACE
  • dt200
    Good Morning!
    January 22
  • dt200
    In your sig, what is the link for the word this?
    January 22
    • dt200
      dt200
      bump
    • Vini
      Vini
      You're level two already. You can PM him instead of pointlessly flooding activity.
    • dt200
      dt200
      Oh.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      He might not be for very long.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      ^
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Oh, it's a link to the threads tagged #brainstorm game

  • Best take on a forum game ever
    January 16
    • Agubhagu
      Agubhagu
      suddenly :
      " Only one action per turn" or something like that
    • dt200
      dt200
      Yay, my game.
    • TheKnifer
      TheKnifer
      What windows version is that?
    • idc
      idc
      Windows 3.1?
    • Absol
      Absol
      "and go into the ender and make blaze rods"
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Ugh it's windows xp, a temporary situation
    • Agubhagu
      Agubhagu
      that doesn't look like windows xp.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I don't care what it looks like, it is.
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Agubhagu It probably looks different because of regional differences, or something. Idk.
    • idc
      idc
      It probably has some visual effects disabled. I think you could do that in xp/vista and it ended up looking similar to that.
  • Even I think there is too much pressure in the forum game area
    January 21
  • Rockheart
    I will get my knife and murder random people, including a girl which I rape.
    ...No, seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?
    January 15
    • Rockheart
      Rockheart
      There were supposed to be quotes there.
    • dt200
      dt200
      I read that too.

      What is wrong with him?
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      You'd develop an extremely dark sense of "humor" too if you were in a politically unstable nation surrounded by religious wars.
    • dt200
      dt200
      I'm in America too, you know.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      He's Egyptian.
    • idc
      idc
      I wouldn't even call that extremely dark. More like trying to be edgy but failing at it.
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      Yeah, it's just edgy, not extremely dark.
    • Rockheart
      Rockheart
      Did I say it was "extremely dark"? No.
      Did I not like the fact that he just typed that as if those things happen every 5 femtoseconds? Yes.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      He said that I can do anything, but he lied
      THAT'S the real darkness. Never thought you people were going to fuss at me like that, hmph.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      You know, I'm starting to know w...


      Forget it.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Triple-post, but I thought all of the people commenting in this are strict forum-game haters, it's a game, people. I don't see people complain when you kill random people in GTA or when you murder rich people in Contract Killer, you are getting on my nerve. can't one member have fun in this god damn place?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      quadruple-post
      sorry if I'm taking this too seriously, if it isn't, just... forget it.
    • dt200
      dt200
      Sorry. I didn't think anybody would actually try to do that so I said anything.

      But for post #3 I am not a forum game hater.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      ... everyone except you

  • why is this here?
    (PS: Bottom right)
    January 15
    • Rockheart
      Rockheart
      Apparently, you need to update Flash. You should probably go do that.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      ignore that message, I'm talking about the suspicious game on the bottom right of "hot new games)
    • Agubhagu
      Agubhagu
      hug me i'm cold ?
      oh it's a pretty okay game about you meeting with someone for a date......... but that's not it. to respond, you need to travel through... neurons from a point to another point to give the answer you want.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      it's (R) rated 2.8 stars though.
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Better than your games.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      self-burn
  • dt200
    Are you alive?
    January 14
  • How do you spot a person with chicken pocks?
    There's no need, they are already spotted.
    January 9
    • dt200
      dt200
      Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

      What does a grape say when you step on it?

      Nothing. It just lets out a little wine/whine.
    • dt200
      dt200
      Wanna hear a boomerang joke?


      It'll come back to me.


      Wanna hear a construction joke?

      It's not finished yet.
  • So, I'm working on a little pokemon fan-project, and I'm trying to think of a good starter pokemon, HOWEVER, I need it to be new to the job, so never been a starter before.
    Any suggestions?
    January 7
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Skarmory.
    • Vini
      Vini
      A good professor let's trainers pick one of three Pokémon. So
      "Top %" Rattata
      "Trump Card" Yungoos
      "Our Lord and Savior" Bidoof
    • ✭Chisako✭
      ✭Chisako✭
      Step 1:
      hand out a red, green and blue magikarp. the "trainers" are noobs, they have no idea what they do anyway :P
      Step 2:
      watch them carefully
      Step 3:
      ???
      Step 4:
      Laugh your ass off while they wonder why their awesome starter pokemon dies to a pidgey.
    • dt200
      dt200
      Grass Starter:
      Salasprou (Grass Lizard Pokemon)
      Ability: Overgrow
      Grass type
      Signature Move: Root Ram

      Root Ram is a grass type move that does 20 damage and is not affected by resistence.

      Fire Starter:
      Turtblaz (Fire Turtle Pokemon)
      Ability: Flash Fire
      Fire type
      Signature Move: Fire Walk

      Fire Walk does 15 damage and lasts for 2 turns.

      Water Starter:
      Droplasaurus-T (Frosty Dinosaur Pokemon)
      Ability: Snow Cloak
      Water/Ice type
      Signature Move: Frostbite

      Frostbite does 15 damage and freezes the target.

      Electric Starter:
      Boltrat (Electrifying Rat Pokemon)
      Ability: Static
      Electric/Normal type
      Signature Move: Stormslam

      Stormslam does 10 damage each turn for 4 turns.
    • dt200
      dt200
      I just realized they have to be real Pokemon.

      Grass Starter: Seedot

      Fire Starter: Magby

      Water Starter: Poliwag

      Electric Starter: Shinx
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I can't afford three choices, also the game has a dark plotline
      I went with Cubone
    • dt200
      dt200
      You should give the option of evolving the Cubone into either a Marowak or an Alolan Marowak. And if they want to evolve it into an Alolan Marowak they have to name the Cubone Dt, DT, dt, DT200, Dt200, or dt200.
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      @dt200 The naming thing seems like a cool easter egg until you realize that Alolan Marowak is much better than normal Marowak(pretty sure, anyway), giving people a high advantage with their starter Pokemon to the point where there's absolutely no freedom in nicknaming their starter unless you want to do a challenge run.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      He's obviously kidding, R

      I also didn't add pokemon nicknaming yet, it's pretty hard, but I won't give up!
      Also, I will add another version of Marowak, MY own version, after Marowak, he will evolve into something secret...
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ...Did you seriously just call me "R"?
      Not Running, not Reverse, not RiR.
      Just R?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      yes, is that a challenge?

      Anyway, I'll post some pictures of the game in a new thread.
  • dt200
    How do you make a quote that says ______ said:
    Blah Blah Blah Blah
    January 9
  • oooooooh today's spaghetti ghetti ghet
    and I didn't ghet my yeti yet
    today's a beautiful day today
    a beautiful day to become gay
    and no gay means happy you sexual bitches
    and no I'm not trying to ditches
    Today is sphagetti ghetti ghet
    and I didn't ghet my yeti yet

    Yeah, this sucks, just read it in a songy way.
    January 4
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      man its a hot one
    • Agubhagu
      Agubhagu
      i am confused but it's okay
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      HOLD ON A MINUTE...LET ME WRITE THIS DOWN...
      ...
      pap, what did i say about sneaking onto my dashnet account when i'm eating?
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Didn't you semi-briefly get wiener because of you roleplaying everywhere?
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      Two complete joke posts in Activity and you suggest I'll get Wiener again.
      You seem to spread drama every footstep when Cam is online, and I've been added to a PM where you actively shoved politics down his throat, yet you don't think anything will happen to you.
      Seems legit.
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      because nothing will happen to him
      it all got pinned on me
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_food_days
    let's celebrate AAAAAAAAALL those days!

    PS: Tomorrow is strawberry day, sausage day, and whipped cream day
    January 4
  • Brainstorm earned the 5000 Comments badge.
    Eat, sleep, comment. We like your style.
    January 2
    • dt200
      dt200
      I wish I had this many comments.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Oh, yay for me
  • Happy new year, 18 minutes from now in here.



    I am currently very depressed, for various reasons.
    This would usually mean that I will suffer during the next year

    I am hoping somebody in here is feeling better.
    December 2016
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      HNY 2 mins ago, still not feeling much better
    • ☆Zuptin☆
      ☆Zuptin☆
      Happy new year Brainstorm, hope you feel better after some sleep.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Thanks, I am feeling much better
  • I haven't advertised a game for a while, but this one feels worth it.
    http://www.kongregate.com/games/yvolcano4/gilby-jr-s-little-adventure

    Just play it and tell me what you think, and no comments about the music.
    December 2016
    • dt200
      dt200
      I enjoy this game. It is fun, but the bugs provide too much of a challenge, since they take multiple hits. Also what's the point of having a Blood Spider if all it does is annoy you and force you into poison ivy? The ivy, in my opinion, is to close to the rocks, and to hard to avoid. At the carrots, the bug is really close and practically kills you.

      Rating: 8/10

      While I would recommend it to a skilled player, a player that is not as skilled should not play this.
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Stolen images, too hard to tell when you take damage, shitty graphics, offscreen portions.

      The only thing I enjoyed was the parallax.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Note to self: Ask Uio when I need criticism.
    • Agubhagu
      Agubhagu
      a) what even is that font
      b) you should draw the hearts yourself so the game has one art style, but that's my opinion.. and the spider and other things
      c) the game should auto-reset when you die
      d) the hitbox needs some fine-tuning, since you get hit a bit before the enemies actually touch you
      e) you should practice pixel art a bit
      joke) 1 / 5 needs a mute button
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      even AI:TG has a mute button, and it doesn't have any music.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I only stole the carrot image, bunny, turtle, and... that's it.
      I drew everything else, grass, tree, lizard, rock...