1. Go to Google Translate. 2. Set it to translate from English to Greek. 3. Type in "Will Percy Jackson ever die," and translate it to Greek. 4. Copy it. 5. Switch it to translate Greek to English. 6. Paste the Greek translation you just copied. 7. Translate back to English. 8. Read the translation.
@Zuptin - Because it's pretty much the only place I can reliably get social interaction, and without it I lose all form of contact with the outside of world with people I know, and damn myself into isolation. Trust me, if I could go to a better place, you wouldn't even see me again in your life.