Bacon is good on cheeseburgers: If it's a custom one, otherwise the cheeseburger always gross, cheeseburger hell.
Bacon is best dry, crispy and well done: Yes, but it's alright as long as it isn't raw
Bacon's good with everything: I know it literally is toothpaste with bacon taste, but I think it's gross with combinations as bacon-pizza, or bacon ice cream. To not talk about bacon smelling hygiene and bacon tasting toothpaste and chewing gum.
don't you just hate it when ur just having a lovely time breathing and then one side of your nose just randomly clogs up and you feel like your world is over cause you can't breathe so you punch your nose to try and teach it a lesson but you just end up punching yourself a little too hard and you die.