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  • Hello everybodyn’t
    12:24PM
  • He can not stay for long away, storms and earthquakes couldn’t seperate thee from home, by the bay, not many thrive, not many survive, it is madness that lives and a fight where nobody gives, every day, he returns, as the table turns, to reclaim what he earns, for those new whom of which he learns, strong as a ray, weak as hay, as the world we call home burns...

    Brainstorm returns..
    May 17
  • Forgot to say, I’m taking a break for a long while, seeya
    April 16
    • Vini
      Vini
      Try not to get mugged.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I keep all my mugs at home so I’ll be safe from mugs
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      you'll be missed

      if you dodge well enough
  • Damn I just forgot
    My birthday was two days ago, I turned 16
    April 8
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      This is where you say: “happy birthday bs!”
    • Vini
      Vini
      old boi lol
    • sharklaser
      sharklaser
      “happy birthday bs!”
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      oh well, congratulations on being one year closer to your last
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      happy birthday bb ^^
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      Happy birthday BS
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      Bappy hirthday!
    • lukeMj
      lukeMj
      Ababby mirthay
    • McJagger
      McJagger
      お誕生日おめでとう
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Thank you! You are my big, divergent family!
  • If I go outside does that make me gay? I mean, I AM inhaling pollen which is literally SPERM
    April 2
    • Vini
      Vini
      >using "literally"
      It actually isn't.
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      if you take it that way... it makes groot a pedophile
    • lukeMj
      lukeMj
      Pollen is not plant sperm
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      By The Phytophactor on 3/28/2013 10:10:00 AM
      Anything plant related, no matter how crazy, gets directed to TPP. So it was that TPP finds himself being interviewed about seasonal allergies. Right? Actually having talked to a bunch of allergists, the writer found themselves wondering about pollen, so she gets sent to someone who knows a little bit about how pollen works from the floral perspective. OK, so I know pollen is plant sperm, but why does it irritate your nose? First, pollen is not plant sperm, it's a whole, albeit microscopically small, male organism, and like all males, it produces sperm after pollination takes place. What? It's a male? Then where is the female? Hmm, this lady is quicker than most of my students who never think to ask that question. She's there, residing inside each and every ovule, which is not an egg, housed within an ovary, which is not a sex organ. Those traditional names are a testament to the same misconception about plant sex that you started with. Pollen isn't sperm; and a plant ovule isn't an egg. TPP wonders how many times he's explained this during his career and seemingly with no impact what so ever except perhaps on a case by case basis. Misconceptions about plants have more lives, and much longer lives, than a cat. The true nature of the seed plant life cycle has been understood since Wilhelm Hofmeister published his magnum opus on plant evolution in 1851. So that's only been a mere 162 years, and still a jacketed megasporangium is called an ovule (although TPP does admit the convenience of the term, which botanists still use while knowing it implies pure wrong thinking). However, at the end of my lesson, my interviewer said, "Oh, you're good! You explain things so well." Thank you, and it only took 43 years of practice.
    • Doigt
      Doigt
      I don't know who this phytophactor person is, but as a human being, he is not worth crap. When someone is wrong, you explain, you educate, you inform. This person does not do that, he insults, he looks down upon the uninformed and mocks his lack of knowledge. This is counter productive, it achieves antagonism and repulsion instead of education.
    • lukeMj
      lukeMj
      @Doigt
      Improvise adapt overcome
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      @Vini
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu5XDrdD7KM
      Literally has been used for emphasis for ages.
    • Vini
      Vini
      @Mani
      >explaining "literally"
      Doesn't make it less wrong.
      The part of pollen being sperm, I mean. Didn't the "meem errows" made it sound like sarcasm?

  • April 6

  • March 23
    • iceklaus
      iceklaus
      is that.. an embedded "yo mamma" joke?
    • leun
      leun
      is that a real line from the game
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I don’t know, it could be since it doesn’t sound very bad if you read it correctly, I mean, it’s a cat, it sleeps with the player’s mother
    • Vini
      Vini
      Stole my brother's Sun copy. Can confirm.
      Player's cat is sleeping with player's mother.
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      WHAT? A CAT SLEEPING WITH ITS OWNER? WHAT BLASPHEMY IS THIS?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Owner’s mother*

  • March 21

  • Childhood = ruined
    March 21

  • March 21