I know this isn't exactly a place to complain about all your problems, but I just got hit in the goddamn shoulder with a goddamn baseball. For some reason, balls are attracted to me.
insert lenny here
In all seriousness, though, every time I play baseball I get hurt. I don't even want to play anymore, but for some dumb, insane, unfathomable reason I always get roped into it.
Advice on how to relieve the pain or jokes about how Sans can't keep dodging forever are appreciated.