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1000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

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  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭
    386.
    Go around the entire store and ask every worker if they want to hear about the return of our lord and savior, using a bullhorn.
    mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • McJaggerMcJagger Posts: 1,268Member ✭✭✭
    387.
    take a box of tissues and throw them at *every* camera, security gaurd, and worker
    I am currently alive, as i was dead.....
    to those who knew me IM BACK! BABY!
    to those who never met me.... hi?
  • ViniVini Posts: 3,591Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭

  • KarciamaKarciama Posts: 70Member ✭✭
    389. exit the building
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,852Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Karciama said:

    389. exit the building

    That's not getting kicked out. That's just leaving.
    Warning! Warning! One left in the way
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • BeeRexBeeRex Posts: 13Member ✭✭
    Idk if someone did this but

    390) attempt to shoplift all anime DVDs from the store.
    Pssh, nothing personal kid.
  • YosukeHanamuraYosukeHanamura Posts: 985Member, Helpful ✭✭
    391) Asking for money
    In modern physics, antimatter is defined as a material composed of the antiparticle (or "partners") to the corresponding particles of ordinary matter.

    In theory, a particle and its anti-particle have the same mass as one another, but opposite electric charge, and other differences in quantum numbers. For example, a proton has positive charge while an antiproton has negative charge. A collision between any particle and its anti-particle partner is known to lead to their mutual annihilation, giving rise to various proportions of intense photons (gamma rays), neutrinos, and sometimes less-massive particle–antiparticle pairs.

    Annihilation usually results in a release of energy that becomes available for heat or work. The amount of the released energy is usually proportional to the total mass of the collided matter and antimatter, in accord with the mass–energy equivalence equation, E = mc2.

    Antimatter particles bind with one another to form antimatter, just as ordinary particles bind to form normal matter. For example, a positron (the antiparticle of the electron) and an antiproton (the antiparticle of the proton) can form an antihydrogen atom. Physical principles indicate that complex antimatter atomic nuclei are possible, as well as anti-atoms corresponding to the known chemical elements.

    There is considerable speculation as to why the observable universe is composed almost entirely of ordinary matter, as opposed to an equal mixture of matter and antimatter. This asymmetry of matter and antimatter in the visible universe is one of the great unsolved problems in physics. The process by which this inequality between matter and antimatter particles developed is called baryogenesis.

    Antimatter in the form of anti-atoms is one of the most difficult materials to produce. Individual antimatter particles, however, are commonly produced by particle accelerators and in some types of radioactive decay. The nuclei of antihelium have been artificially produced with difficulty. These are the most complex anti-nuclei so far observed.

    Formally, antimatter particles can be defined by their negative baryon number or lepton number, while "normal" (non-antimatter) matter particles have a positive baryon or lepton number. These two classes of particles are the antiparticle partners of one another.

    The idea of negative matter appears in past theories of matter that have now been abandoned. Using the once popular vortex theory of gravity, the possibility of matter with negative gravity was discussed by William Hicks in the 1880s. Between the 1880s and the 1890s, Karl Pearson proposed the existence of "squirts" and sinks of the flow of aether. The squirts represented normal matter and the sinks represented negative matter. Pearson's theory required a fourth dimension for the aether to flow from and into.

    The term antimatter was first used by Arthur Schuster in two rather whimsical letters to Nature in 1898, in which he coined the term. He hypothesized antiatoms, as well as whole antimatter solar systems, and discussed the possibility of matter and antimatter annihilating each other. Schuster's ideas were not a serious theoretical proposal, merely speculation, and like the previous ideas, differed from the modern concept of antimatter in that it possessed negative gravity.

    The modern theory of antimatter began in 1928, with a paper by Paul Dirac. Dirac realised that his relativistic version of the Schrödinger wave equation for electrons predicted the possibility of antielectrons. These were discovered by Carl D. Anderson in 1932 and named positrons (a portmanteau of "positive electron"). Although Dirac did not himself use the term antimatter, its use follows on naturally enough from antielectrons, antiprotons, etc. A complete periodic table of antimatter was envisaged by Charles Janet in 1929.

    The Feynman–Stueckelberg interpretation states that antimatter and antiparticles are regular particles traveling backward in time.

    There are compelling theoretical reasons to believe that, aside from the fact that antiparticles have different signs on all charges (such as electric charge and spin), matter and antimatter have exactly the same properties. This means a particle and its corresponding antiparticle must have identical masses and decay lifetimes (if unstable). It also implies that, for example, a star made up of antimatter (an "antistar") will shine just like an ordinary star. This idea was tested experimentally in 2016 by the ALPHA experiment, which measured the transition between the two lowest energy states of antihydrogen. The results, which are identical to that of hydrogen, confirmed the validity of quantum mechanics for antimatter.

    Positrons were reported in November 2008 to have been generated by Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in larger numbers than by any previous synthetic process. A laser drove electrons through a gold target's nuclei, which caused the incoming electrons to emit energy quanta that decayed into both matter and antimatter. Positrons were detected at a higher rate and in greater density than ever previously detected in a laboratory. Previous experiments made smaller quantities of positrons using lasers and paper-thin targets; however, new simulations showed that short, ultra-intense lasers and millimeter-thick gold are a far more effective source.

    Antimatter cannot be stored in a container made of ordinary matter because antimatter reacts with any matter it touches, annihilating itself and an equal amount of the container. Antimatter in the form of charged particles can be contained by a combination of electric and magnetic fields, in a device called a Penning trap. This device cannot, however, contain antimatter that consists of uncharged particles, for which atomic traps are used. In particular, such a trap may use the dipole moment (electric or magnetic) of the trapped particles. At high vacuum, the matter or antimatter particles can be trapped and cooled with slightly off-resonant laser radiation using a magneto-optical trap or magnetic trap. Small particles can also be suspended with optical tweezers, using a highly focused laser beam.

    In 2011, CERN scientists were able to preserve antihydrogen for approximately 17 minutes.

    Scientists claim that antimatter is the costliest material to make. In 2006, Gerald Smith estimated $250 million could produce 10 milligrams of positrons (equivalent to $25 billion per gram); in 1999, NASA gave a figure of $62.5 trillion per gram of antihydrogen. This is because production is difficult (only very few antiprotons are produced in reactions in particle accelerators), and because there is higher demand for other uses of particle accelerators. According to CERN, it has cost a few hundred million Swiss francs to produce about 1 billionth of a gram (the amount used so far for particle/antiparticle collisions). In comparison, to produce the first atomic weapon, the cost of the Manhattan Project was estimated at $23 billion with inflation during 2007.

    Several studies funded by the NASA Institute for Advanced Concepts are exploring whether it might be possible to use magnetic scoops to collect the antimatter that occurs naturally in the Van Allen belt of the Earth, and ultimately, the belts of gas giants, like Jupiter, hopefully at a lower cost per gram.

    Matter–antimatter reactions have practical applications in medical imaging, such as positron emission tomography (PET). In positive beta decay, a nuclide loses surplus positive charge by emitting a positron (in the same event, a proton becomes a neutron, and a neutrino is also emitted). Nuclides with surplus positive charge are easily made in a cyclotron and are widely generated for medical use. Antiprotons have also been shown within laboratory experiments to have the potential to treat certain cancers, in a similar method currently used for ion (proton) therapy.

    Antimatter has been considered as a trigger mechanism for nuclear weapons. A major obstacle is the difficulty of producing antimatter in large enough quantities, and there is no evidence that it will ever be feasible. However, the U.S. Air Force funded studies of the physics of antimatter in the Cold War, and began considering its possible use in weapons, not just as a trigger, but as the explosive itself.
  • NoresaltoNoresalto Posts: 43Member ✭✭
    ???)begins to sing reggeton, while listening to regueton, both to the maximum possible volume
    No hablo ingles , solo español por ahora
    Uso google translator
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    393) bring your pet dragon to Walmart
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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  • ViniVini Posts: 3,591Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    393. Continuously slap the madlad who thinks he has a pet dragon.

  • NickCydenNickCyden Posts: 373Member ✭✭
    394) Slap the people that think it's ok to slap others, then slap myself for slapping others.
  • ElectroElectro Posts: 30Member
    395. SLAP THE GUY WHO SLAPS HIMSELF FOR SLAPPING OTHERS, AND AS A BONUS ALSO SLAP MYSELF FOR ALL-CAPS.
    "I absolutely have no ideas on what to put in my signature." ~Electro
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,852Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    396. Kick people for slapping each other, just to mix it up a bit.
    Warning! Warning! One left in the way
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • ElectroElectro Posts: 30Member
    397. Stabbing the guy who kicked me for slapping each other.
    "I absolutely have no ideas on what to put in my signature." ~Electro
  • NickCydenNickCyden Posts: 373Member ✭✭
    398. Shoot the psycho that has a knife.
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,852Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    399. Cause a riot with a catastrophic chain reaction, leading to several deaths and many other injuries.
    Warning! Warning! One left in the way
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • ElectroElectro Posts: 30Member
    400. Just watching the riot was about to overthrow you, shooting yourself after that
    "I absolutely have no ideas on what to put in my signature." ~Electro
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,852Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Electro said:

    400. Just watching the riot was about to overthrow you, shooting yourself after that

    That wouldn't get you thrown out, that'd get you dead. There is a difference.
    Warning! Warning! One left in the way
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • ElectroElectro Posts: 30Member
    Oops.

    New 400. Managing to stop the riot...Shortly afterwards it is known that you are joining the riot.
    "I absolutely have no ideas on what to put in my signature." ~Electro
  • WalterWhiteWalterWhite Posts: 716Member, Cool ✭✭✭
    edited December 2018
    401 Start welcoming the employee that's there to welcome you to the store. If they get confused, insist that you are there to welcome them and shout "THIS IS AN IMPOSTER" until they kick you out.
    I am the one who clicks
  • ElectroElectro Posts: 30Member
    402. Keep welcoming the employee kicked you earlier due to being an imposter, and shout "HANDS UP OR DIE!" at everyone in the store
    "I absolutely have no ideas on what to put in my signature." ~Electro
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    403) wear the medieval doctor
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
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  • ElectroElectro Posts: 30Member
    edited December 2018
    404. Wear the medieval doctor wore

    oops error 404 way not found
    "I absolutely have no ideas on what to put in my signature." ~Electro
  • PointedBatPointedBat Posts: 47Member ✭✭
    33. Start trashing the place and then proceed to make a MASSIVE toy castle. Make sure to make a mini crossbow and sword, too.
    You don't matter. Give up.
  • ViniVini Posts: 3,591Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    404. Hide all the electronic devi-- FUCK

    406. Smoke indoors.

  • ElectroElectro Posts: 30Member
    407. Smoke with the cigarettes being stolen from the guy who smoked earlier.
    "I absolutely have no ideas on what to put in my signature." ~Electro
  • NickCydenNickCyden Posts: 373Member ✭✭
    408. Cut someone with a chainsaw...then start up the chainsaw, while it's inside them.
  • BeeRexBeeRex Posts: 13Member ✭✭
    409. Wear all the coats in the store. If anyone asks what you are doing, tell them you are preparing to hunt for the abominable snowman.
    Pssh, nothing personal kid.
  • JumperGDJumperGD Posts: 5Member
    33. play cookie clicker on the computers at walmart
  • thomfradethomfrade Posts: 26Member ✭✭
    410 or 411)Break all the lamps you find, including the ones inbox
    "Was the monsters that the people saw in the old days result of an fertile imagination of someone that saw technology? and was that us in a far future or aliens?" Thomfrade
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