The Morbid Thread (NSFW As Users Decide to Make It)
This thread serves a purpose, just as r/morbidquestions does. This is your safe space to vent your curiosity on the darker side of humanity by questions or try to convince all the readers of something kinda fucked up.
I Have Discovered A Safe Method of Self Harm:
Recently, I have been really depressed and started hurting myself. However, people noticed the cuts, and I became even more of an outcast. Recently, I have discovered a new method of hurting myself that does not leave long-lasting cuts, nor does it make you bleed. Despite the fact that it leaves marks, they are gone usually in less than an hour (it may vary from person to person). This type of self-harm is not even physically dangerous in any way, shape, or form. Allow me to elaborate on Light Elastic Torture. By basically snapping yourself with a rubber band, one may experience an even stronger relief than that of cutting, yet there are no side effects or scars. While self-harm is never recommended, sometimes the urge can be nigh unstoppable. In these cases, don't cut yourself, use Light Elastic Torture instead for these last-resort situations.
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