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I'm a mean person.

Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Member Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭
Well... I have been working this summer, so I couldn't really get on the forum that much. Basically, I work at an amusement park as a cashier for a concession stand... and sometimes people try to abuse the rule that I have to give out free water cups by asking for Sprite (because it's clear). A few weeks ago, I thought "Wait, I can do absolutely anything to them without getting caught. I mean, they can't tell the park staff on me because they were trying to get free stuff against rules."

So, the next time someone asked for a free sprite, I just poured carbonated water in the cup and told him it was Sprite.

Let's just say he was hella pissed.

The next guy who tried to get free sprite actually got his Sprite... but it had two packages of salt in it.

I'm a mean person.
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,518 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Tbh, what I would have done if I was in your position.
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  • Jarr2003Jarr2003 Member Posts: 3,788 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why would you need to give them sprite anyways? Sprite isn't water.
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  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,777 ✭✭✭
    Jarr2003 said:

    Why would you need to give them sprite anyways? Sprite isn't water.

    Well said, Jarr.
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  • Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Member Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2017


    Another reason I'm a mean person. (Dark Humor FTW)

    In case you didn't get it:
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,533 ✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2017
    If I were in your place, I would just tell them to get lost or I will show them deez nuts




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  • idcidc Member Posts: 139 ✭✭✭
    Give them a vodka tonic next time. Especially if they are a kid.
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  • QueenofcookiesQueenofcookies Member Posts: 26 ✭✭
    idc said:

    Give them a vodka tonic next time. Especially if they are a kid.

    Is it legal in your country to give alcohol to kids?
  • UiomancantUiomancant Member, Cool, Flagger Posts: 9,834 ✭✭✭✭✭

    idc said:

    Give them a vodka tonic next time. Especially if they are a kid.

    Is it legal in your country to give alcohol to kids?
    Where I am, if you're their guardian, you can let your kids drink whatever.

  • QueenofcookiesQueenofcookies Member Posts: 26 ✭✭


    Where I am, if you're their guardian, you can let your kids drink whatever.

    Cool, where are you?
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,533 ✭✭✭✭

    idc said:

    Give them a vodka tonic next time. Especially if they are a kid.

    Is it legal in your country to give alcohol to kids?
    Where I am, if you're their guardian, you can let your kids drink whatever.
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  • idcidc Member Posts: 139 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2017

    idc said:

    Give them a vodka tonic next time. Especially if they are a kid.

    Is it legal in your country to give alcohol to kids?
    Where I am, if you're their guardian, you can let your kids drink whatever.
    Same here (UK). But only in private and not if they are under 5.


    Edit:
    But if you are letting your kid get drunk a lot it will be a child protection issue and you could be prosecuted for abuse/neglect.

    As for the 'advice' I gave, it would be illegal here too but still do it.
    Post edited by idc on
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  • QueenofcookiesQueenofcookies Member Posts: 26 ✭✭



    Give me your address and don't call for help.

    IKR

  • BloodScourgeBloodScourge Member Posts: 90 ✭✭
    Next time spit in the drink.

  • Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Member Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭

    Next time spit in the drink.

    Okay... I'm mean... but not disgusting.
    You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
    "I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
    Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
    Congratules! Your reward is this paper cup. -@DoomlordKravoka

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  • Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Member Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2017
    I guess that I'll just keep posting mean, offensive memes until somebody agrees.


    Edit: Holy crap that was big. Spoiler for you, buddy boi.
    You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
    "I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
    Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
    Congratules! Your reward is this paper cup. -@DoomlordKravoka

    Dragon cave profile up in here- http://dragcave.net/user/Frank_Eeverest
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