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3 Wishes

McJaggerMcJagger Member Posts: 1,220 ✭✭✭
You rub a lamp, and get three wishes, what will they be?

Rules:
No killing
No Reviving the dead
No asking for more wishes
No making people fall in love with you

After a bit, i will check back, and respond to each of these.... you will see what i mean
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
    More genies
    Burn the words "GODISNOWHERE" in Mt. Everest again

    1. Put myself in the role of the hero of the story, in real life. I don't specify anything else here, except that I have to survive being the hero and have a hell of a time doing it.
    2. Sans' powers.
    3. Really cool suit I could wear while being the hero and using Sans' powers.
  • CarmoryCarmory Member, Wiener Posts: 2,957 ✭✭✭✭
    Make grand dad canon in the mario universe

    Become The Voice Inside Your Head

    Guzma theme HQ rip
    lmao nice. >:]
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,445 ✭✭✭✭
    1. Have the power to make everyone follow my command (and in my case, that'll definitely be used on women first... heheh)
    2. The ability to fly very quickly and maneuverably
    3. The ability to read minds
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,445 ✭✭✭✭

    Obviously I'll-

    No Reviving the dead


    Okay, what about-

    No Reviving the dead


    Oh come on! That only counts because of vague wording!

    Fine, I'll-

    No killing


    I love how you took away all the good ones.
    I can guess the second one is reviving Coorabia
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  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,777 ✭✭✭
    I wish for the ability to revive people.
    I wish for the ability to kill with no negative consequences.
    I wish for the ability to wish for more wishes.
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  • maindogmaindog Member Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭
    I wish that rule 3 didn't apply to me.
    Infinite wishes.
    600 tons of pure gold
    ????
    Profit
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,777 ✭✭✭
    maindog said:

    I wish that rule 3 didn't apply to me.
    Infinite wishes.
    600 tons of pure gold
    ????
    Profit

    I'm pretty sure the profit comes from the 600 tons of pure gold.
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  • BloodScourgeBloodScourge Member Posts: 90 ✭✭
    1. Infinite money.
    2. A muscular body that'll never go away.
    3. A bucket of KFC chicken.

  • McJaggerMcJagger Member Posts: 1,220 ✭✭✭

    1. Infinite money.
    2. A muscular body that'll never go away.
    3. A bucket of KFC chicken.

    1: if you had infinite money , it would be worthless, because money is only worth its rarity, also, whos to say it wouldn't be in pesos or euros, or aincent coins no one will pay you with?

    2 ok.......

    3 why?

  • BloodScourgeBloodScourge Member Posts: 90 ✭✭
    edited April 20
    McJagger said:

    1. Infinite money.
    2. A muscular body that'll never go away.
    3. A bucket of KFC chicken.

    1: if you had infinite money , it would be worthless, because money is only worth its rarity, also, whos to say it wouldn't be in pesos or euros, or aincent coins no one will pay you with?

    2 ok.......

    3 why?

    1. Well obviously I wouldn't wish for an infinite amount of Aztec currency or whatever. It'd be my currency.

    3. Couldn't think of anything else.

  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,445 ✭✭✭✭
    McJagger said:

    1. Infinite money.
    2. A muscular body that'll never go away.
    3. A bucket of KFC chicken.

    1: if you had infinite money , it would be worthless, because money is only worth its rarity, also, whos to say it wouldn't be in pesos or euros, or aincent coins no one will pay you with?

    2 ok.......

    3 why?

    It wouldn't be worthless, he would definitely hide them away so that no one knows about them

    Also ancient coins have a lot of value
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  • McJaggerMcJagger Member Posts: 1,220 ✭✭✭
    edited April 20
    Lol! ok... anyone wanna criticize my wishes?

    1. Be able to change my form, whenever i please, wither it be human, or another organism, even an object

    2. Live forever, and have the body of a healthy 27 year old male. and not feel any pain from torture that is done to the body

    3. be the richest man in the world by one dollar, forever.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,445 ✭✭✭✭
    McJagger said:

    Lol! ok... anyone wanna criticize my wishes?

    1. Be able to change my form, whenever i please, wither it be human, or another organism, even an object

    2. Live forever, and have the body of a healthy 27 year old male. and not feel any pain from torture that is done to the body

    3. be the richest man in the world by one dollar, forever.

    I want to change to another orgas... I mean... organism.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
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  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,777 ✭✭✭
    The richest man (of his time) once went city to city and destroyed the economy with money to spare. Lel.
    McJagger said:

    Lol! ok... anyone wanna criticize my wishes?

    2. Live forever, and have the body of a healthy 27 year old male. and not feel any pain from torture that is done to the body

    This wish would be problematic if you hadn't wished to live forever as well.
    If you were to feel no pain, you'd never notice if any pain was dealt to the body that wasn't directly noticed by you. You could get seriously damaged, not notice it, and die.
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,445 ✭✭✭✭
    Lefian said:

    The richest man (of his time) once went city to city and destroyed the economy with money to spare. Lel.

    McJagger said:

    Lol! ok... anyone wanna criticize my wishes?

    2. Live forever, and have the body of a healthy 27 year old male. and not feel any pain from torture that is done to the body

    This wish would be problematic if you hadn't wished to live forever as well.
    If you were to feel no pain, you'd never notice if any pain was dealt to the body that wasn't directly noticed by you. You could get seriously damaged, not notice it, and die.
    Well, he does live forever, hinting he is immortal
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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  • Jarr2003Jarr2003 Member Posts: 3,787 ✭✭✭✭✭
    McJagger said:

    1. Infinite money.
    2. A muscular body that'll never go away.
    3. A bucket of KFC chicken.

    1: if you had infinite money , it would be worthless, because money is only worth its rarity, also, whos to say it wouldn't be in pesos or euros, or aincent coins no one will pay you with?

    2 ok.......

    3 why?

    I'm pretty sure you can easily trade euros or pesos for whatever currency that your country uses. Ancient coins are also valuable for being antique, so you could actually get a ridiculous amount of money selling ancient coins from lost civilizations to museums and collectors.

    If someone has infinite money, then they could literally control the economy as well. Yes, money is only worth it's rarity, but if you have infinite money, then that means that you always have the rarest parts of the currency. If the government introduces a new currency to replace the massively inflated one (assuming that you aren't careful enough to avoid over-saturating the economy with money), then you would still have infinite money regardless as the government would most likely add a currency conversion system to convert the old notes into the new notes (it's happened in the past) so the entire population isn't suddenly penniless. Furthermore, chances are your infinite money would now apply to the new currency anyways, and if it is in a foreign currency, then you can just continue converting your money into your country's money.
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  • McJaggerMcJagger Member Posts: 1,220 ✭✭✭
    Lefian said:

    The richest man (of his time) once went city to city and destroyed the economy with money to spare. Lel.

    McJagger said:

    Lol! ok... anyone wanna criticize my wishes?

    2. Live forever, and have the body of a healthy 27 year old male. and not feel any pain from torture that is done to the body

    This wish would be problematic if you hadn't wished to live forever as well.
    If you were to feel no pain, you'd never notice if any pain was dealt to the body that wasn't directly noticed by you. You could get seriously damaged, not notice it, and die.

    It says "Feel no pain from torture" as in people deliberately hurting me, or even if by "accident"
  • AbsolAbsol Member, Wiener Posts: 322 ✭✭✭
    1. My parents and Boyfriend's parents would actually let us see eachother
    2. I'm able to learn any skill set and become a master at it in under 24 hours
    3. I can switch my sex at will

    Those all would be nice.
    Why does nobody on this site play FE
  • TheKniferTheKnifer Member Posts: 2,361 ✭✭✭✭✭
    does sex count as love.
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  • adam_antichristadam_antichrist Member Posts: 448 ✭✭✭
    edited April 25
    I'd make so much money from my giant penis that I wouldn't need to wish for money, or sex. It would just be a natural consequence of having a dick so long it could reach the moon

  • TheKniferTheKnifer Member Posts: 2,361 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'd make so much money from my giant penis that I wouldn't need to wish for money, or sex. It would just be a natural consequence of having a dick so long it could reach the moon

    no girl ever would want a dick that big you'd be a roadside attraction, not a play'a.
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  • idcidc Member Posts: 139 ✭✭✭
    edited April 25
    TheKnifer said:

    I'd make so much money from my giant penis that I wouldn't need to wish for money, or sex. It would just be a natural consequence of having a dick so long it could reach the moon

    no girl ever would want a dick that big you'd be a roadside attraction, not a play'a.
    Most girls don't want a dick at all.
    Edit:
    My 1 and only wish is to have a boyfriend with a dick so long that it can reach the moon.
    BEETLE there is! While the ROOMS here not!
  • McJaggerMcJagger Member Posts: 1,220 ✭✭✭
    idc said:

    TheKnifer said:

    I'd make so much money from my giant penis that I wouldn't need to wish for money, or sex. It would just be a natural consequence of having a dick so long it could reach the moon

    no girl ever would want a dick that big you'd be a roadside attraction, not a play'a.
    Most girls don't want a dick at all.
    Edit:
    My 1 and only wish is to have a boyfriend with a dick so long that it can reach the moon.
    well there you go @adam_antichrist

  • ViniVini Member Posts: 2,864 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 26
    My first wish would be to get a Stand I've been designing since I've learned of JoJo: 「Pocket Change」.
    The other two? Dunno, maybe keep them to grant someone else a wish, same rules applying.
    Not like I care. I'd have 「Pocket Change」, I'd be set for life.
    Post edited by Vini on

  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,445 ✭✭✭✭
    McJagger said:

    idc said:

    TheKnifer said:

    I'd make so much money from my giant penis that I wouldn't need to wish for money, or sex. It would just be a natural consequence of having a dick so long it could reach the moon

    no girl ever would want a dick that big you'd be a roadside attraction, not a play'a.
    Most girls don't want a dick at all.
    Edit:
    My 1 and only wish is to have a boyfriend with a dick so long that it can reach the moon.
    well there you go @adam_antichrist

    Obviously Adam wouldn't fuck anyone coming out of a forum like this..
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  • 100lol100lol Member, Wiener Posts: 1,746 ✭✭✭✭
    i wish all rules dont apply
    then i ask for infinite wishes
    then i wish for anything i want for my lifetime :^)
    Lol, MAXIED GOT SMOKIED GOT WEEDIED!
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