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An important philosophical matter

DoomlordKravokaDoomlordKravoka Posts: 3,415Member, Wiener ✭✭✭✭✭
You are stuck on an ambiguously designed ship. The normal food supply has run out. You now have several choices for emergency food:

-The local rodents. Incredibly unhygienic to have around, let alone eat.
-The pets. People will feel attached to these and unwilling to force Fido into the dinner plate.
-The crew. While they're honor bound to protect the lives of the passengers at any cost up to and including death, they are still people and eating them is likely to increase the risk of further deaths as you transform into a ravenous man eating superpredator (assuming you're not already one).
-The other Dashnet users. Also people, and most of them will actually fight back unlike the crew.
-Kim Kardashian: People have hopes and dreams, protecting their leader or creating a work of art, for instance. I have singled out Kim Kardashian like this because she isn't really a person, her lack of actual drive, determination, or ambition to do anything of value with her distressing amount of power has made her into an untermensch. Because of her subhumanity, eating her is not as immoral and won't turn you into a wendigo. There's another thing though, her soul is so weak, so tainted, that eating her might carry the risk of attaching you to the strings of the dreaded Queen of Puppets. Also physical parasite risk.

As the one who has to prioritize who to eat, it's up to you to decide who should be eaten first and in what order. There is a 100% chance of the rescue forces arriving before half of the people have died of being eaten or starvation at this rate.

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