Welcome to the Hoover Dam.
In order to use the dam facilities, you need to know the dam rules:
1. Do not drink the dam water.
2. Do not insult the dam staff.
3. Do not fish in the dam lake.
4. Stay away from the dam river when the dam generators are on.
5. If you have any dam questions, ask our dam staff.
If you would like to add any dam rules, post in the damn comment section.
Here are some of the best dam jokes:
Doesn't this belong in the dam Playground?
You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
"I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
Congratules! Your reward is this paper cup. -@DoomlordKravoka
Dragon cave profile up in here- http://dragcave.net/user/Frank_Eeverest