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DashNet (kinda) Plays: Pokémon LeafGreen ("hard" Hard mode)

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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    magnitude!
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  • DoomlordKravokaDoomlordKravoka Posts: 3,374Member, Wiener ✭✭✭✭✭
  • ViniVini Posts: 3,601Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    I just want to point out that forgetting Magnitude for Self-Destruct means losing our (currently) only Ground type move.

    And that there are no guarantees that I'll be able to get someone who learns good Ground moves.

    And also that the gym after Cerulean's is Electric. You know, high speed, high special attack, paralysis and all that bullshit.

    And finally that Ground attacks are super effective on Electric mons. In fact, it's a elec's only weakness.

    I just want to make sure you guys are aware of what you're asking.

    That will be all. Thank you.

  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    Magnitude
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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  • ViniVini Posts: 3,601Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    I was honestly hoping we could keep Magnitude.
    Oh well, I can work with that too.


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    Did no good nuzlocker ever.

    But I believe it had to happen for a reason.
    And before I forget, here's the rest of the RS rule:

    If said Pokémon enters a major battle, it must use said move.
    Major battles are any battle against: your Rival; a Gym Leader; Evil Organization’s leader; Evil Organization’s elite; the League; anyone along those lines.

    Good thing I have no reason to use Elvis against Surge anymore.

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    I don't care whether this is enough, I'm done grinding with this cocoon.

    Route 24, here we go.

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    That's what I'm talking about!

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    Penis's Special Defense is pretty low, but considering he resists Vine Whip, I can somewhat safely assume this Bellsprout is above average.

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    MVP against Misty right here, guys. What'll we call him?

  • UiomancantUiomancant Posts: 9,964Member, Cool, Flagger ✭✭✭✭✭
    I wish i was here earlier... Magnitude is useful.
    What's a sig btw
  • StellarexysStellarexys Posts: 1,338Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭
    Vini said:


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    What'll we call him?

    Call it "GibDa Succ"

    because I wanted to make a shittty joke about calling my Weepinbell "gimme the succ"
  • DoomlordKravokaDoomlordKravoka Posts: 3,374Member, Wiener ✭✭✭✭✭
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    Next step?
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Might I just say, Vini wasn't asking you to say which one was the most powerful earlier. They were saying we had an actual choice in which move goes. You guys got rid of our only Ground-type move and made it harder. On purpose. >.>
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭

    Might I just say, Vini wasn't asking you to say which one was the most powerful earlier. They were saying we had an actual choice in which move goes. You guys got rid of our only Ground-type move and made it harder. On purpose. >.>

    I'm not blind, I read the paragraph
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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  • UiomancantUiomancant Posts: 9,964Member, Cool, Flagger ✭✭✭✭✭

    Might I just say, Vini wasn't asking you to say which one was the most powerful earlier. They were saying we had an actual choice in which move goes. You guys got rid of our only Ground-type move and made it harder. On purpose. >.>

    It's already hard though. :P

    Name it TheBest
    Bellsprout is a legendary pokemon.
    What's a sig btw
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    Peashooter, name it Peashooter
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  • ViniVini Posts: 3,601Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm feeling particularly unlucky today. Plus I have extra time than usual, so Tuesday update it is.

    Yay!

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    Succ joins the party!

    I wonder how far I can go without cracking autofellatio jokes.

    oh wait

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    I've seen better, but it's about the best thing we could have hoped for right now.
    So, time to grind!

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    Sleep Powder, Wrap, Growth and Vine Whip...

    I know where this is going.

    "Hey, don't we also get a catch for Route 25?" You might be asking.

    We do. Thing is, the only Pokémon we can catch there are Weedle and Abra.
    If we wait for either a rod or Surf, we could get much better mons.

    If you guys accept the dupes clause I mentioned before, that is.
    If not, it's going to be a Slowpoke. And it's going to take a while.

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    A very long while.

    Doesn't mean we can't challenge the trainers we find here.

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    They're the easy ones.
    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta have a Grass type.

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    And to have another source of steady damage.
    This part is important, type advantages or not.

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    Yup. You know him well.
    Apparently, he had a Spearow before moving to Johto.

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    Wonder what happened to the li'l guy.

    image image Messed this one up.
    image Twice. Gods what's wrong with me?
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    And that's it.

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    Same accuracy as Sleep Powder means you don't get the para-hax.

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    This one, though, I might use.

    That's how many images now?
    17? We could do more.

    Later. Have a bonus pic.

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    "Bitch, Catch Your Own Clefairy!"

  • ViniVini Posts: 3,601Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nothing interesting happened last update, I take it.
    Yeah, I agree. Anyway, today we're fighting Misty. Wish me luck.

    Or don't.

    Because by the time you're reading this I've already fought her.

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    Yeah no thanks. Tsun-puddi is probably my only date option, and...

    Well...

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    Jelly.


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    Hey, maybe we can catch this Clefairy.

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    Oh great. It has Meowth syndrome and split personality.

    Of course, you know, that's the creator of the Pokémon Storage System.
    He just so happened to try and be fucking Goku and teleport. Ended pretty well for him.

    Also, as any poké maniac worth his salt (and fur), he's a big damn pervert.

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    See?

    What's worse: Helping him return to his human form means the Clefairy part is erased from existence.

    I really wish we had a choice here and leave the sucker to his well-deserved fate.

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    Unfortunately, we don't.
    Damn you linear plot!

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    And this is all we get for our trouble.

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    Hey, the path's clear. We can finally get our hands on a delicious TM.

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    TM28 allows the player to make up for lost ground.
    Gettit?

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    I'm so ready for this.

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    Hell yeah!

    And once again, we'll have a Poison-type solo the Gym Leader.

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    More than enough.

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    Oh, you know. I make do with whatever I find.
    Cost me the lives of two of three mons, but so far so good.

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    It seems people don't like it when I get Pokémon killed.

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    Makes me wonder why they're always trying to get me to kill them.

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    Staryu used Harden! But Vine Whip is a Special move!

    Which means Succ is still not strong enough.

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    Heal all you want.

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    StarYOU can't escape the Whip.

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    Starmie will be equally challenging.
    So long as I prevent it from Recovering.

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    Yeah, it's screwed now.

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    Heheh. Fast asleep.

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    Such is the power of Succ the Whippinbell!

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    Cascade Badge GOT.

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    If only we had someone to teach it...

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    Well isn't that the smartest thing I've heard all day.

    Y'know Misty,


    I hope I don't run out of puns before we beat the game.

  • ViniVini Posts: 3,601Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    Three in a row and I (probably) won't be able to play tomorrow Friday update GO

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    Well that was easy. Hype Train won't hurt us as much this time.

    You see, Saffron is literally one Route from Cerulean.

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    Speaking of which.

    Here we can risk either a Meowth or a Pidgey.
    Chances are, though, that they'll all be too strong for Penis or too weak for everyone else.

    Yup, including Fish. Forgot about him?

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    We'll be back once we-
    What why!

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    Fiiiine... Vermilion it is.

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    Here we can give defensive blue generic rodent away to get offensive purple even more generic rodent.

    Pass.

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    Place was swarming with hidden items.
    Got none.

    Meh, it happens.

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    Those I am taking.

    Route 6 catches are the same as 5, but if we wait for fishing rods we can mayhaps probably though unlikely risk a Gyarados here.

    You never know.

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    We're getting there.

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    Whelp. Guess I'm skipping the next trainers.

    So much for my Graveler.

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    This is you on acid.

    Don't do drugs, kids. You'll start seeing white boxes out of the corner of your eyes.

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    Managed not to get anybody killed somehow.

    Ah, who am I kidding? We're overleveled af.
    That's why I'm getting the item to make grinding great again.

    Hey, what is this place?

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    Oh no.

    nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope-bike voucher get-outoutoutout

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    Insert innuendo about getting the man's old rod here.

    And that's all we can do in Vermilion. For now.
    Maybe we could try Digglet's cave? I wonder what we can get there...

  • ViniVini Posts: 3,601Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hey, four posts and not a single comment.
    Good thing too, because four is my fourth favorite single-digit number.
    Why is it good?
    ...

    Who cares? Today you will be making all the important choices.
    Some of the unimportant ones as well, because you really should.

    Therefore no spoilers this time.


    So, I'm going to catch us a new Pokémon. We can choose between:

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    Route 5, where we can risk:
    Pidgey (40%)
    Meowth (35%)
    Bellsprout (25%) (we have one already)

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    Route 11, voted best route theme in the Kanto games:
    Sandshrew (40%)
    Spearow (35%)
    Drowzee (25%)

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    Or Digglett's Cave, the damp inside of a mountain full of big nosed moles:
    Nigglet (95%)
    Dougtrio (5%)

    Oh, and before I forget, you also get to choose whether I buy more Pokéballs.

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    Only the regular ones, though. Bigger sizes coming soon.

  • UiomancantUiomancant Posts: 9,964Member, Cool, Flagger ✭✭✭✭✭
    Get more balls, and go catch the pokemanners.
    What's a sig btw
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    Get much more pokeballs, Route 11
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  • ViniVini Posts: 3,601Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    Has yesterday still being the day before tomorrow?
    Oh well.


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    That's so many.

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    Actually, the building poké mart is not a name. It just when it is too round with much bell and ball!

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    THIS IS SPARTA!

    Sorry. Image number 300.

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    I'll stop memeign now.

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    Y'all know the drill. What shall tiny biped elephant here be known as?

  • UiomancantUiomancant Posts: 9,964Member, Cool, Flagger ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dickface.
    What's a sig btw
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dank or Memelord. I'll take either one, so long as it's not "Dickface."
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  • ViniVini Posts: 3,601Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I should be glad, I guess.
    Not another name referencing dicks, neither a name that's literally meme.

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    And this seems about right for a Drowzee.

    So why aren't I satisfied?

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    A full party, huh? Took us long enough, don't you think?

    Wait. Full party?

    ACTIVATE RULE

    Oh boy here it comes.

    Sealed Fate: Once you have a full party, you may not switch your Pokémon from party to box (or box to box, while we’re at it) until at least one of them dies.

    ...

    So yeah. We're stuck with Fish and Penis till either bites the dust.
    Which doesn't make sense because they don't have teeth.

    Oh, but that doesn't mean that the other four are safe. We just need one KO to swap mons.

    Speaking of which, where to next? Route 5 or Diglett's Cave?

  • UiomancantUiomancant Posts: 9,964Member, Cool, Flagger ✭✭✭✭✭
    Route 5
    What's a sig btw
  • ViniVini Posts: 3,601Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    Route 5 it is, then.

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    I think that's the second most quiet cry in the entire game.

    Really. Listen to it.

    It's so short and plain. Like-

    Wait, I'm not here to rant. I'm here to catch it.

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    ye cool



    Man, this thing's sprite will always look like a plane/boat hybrid to me.

    And hey, our first Pidgey! Them Pokémon Goers ain't got nothing on us.

  • UiomancantUiomancant Posts: 9,964Member, Cool, Flagger ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2016
    dick name

    Apache
    What's a sig btw
  • MiningcookiesVIIIMiningcookiesVIII Posts: 1,861Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    This is... Very hardcore. Good luck!
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    KFC
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  • DoomlordKravokaDoomlordKravoka Posts: 3,374Member, Wiener ✭✭✭✭✭
  • ViniVini Posts: 3,601Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Right into the box.

    And might as well try and find us some presumed-feetless [REDACTED].

    ... Diglett. I meant Diglett.

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    Diglett dig Diglett dig.

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    Trio trio trio.

    Apparently this goes all the way to Viridian.

    Backtracking! Great!

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    Oh, right. I forgot.

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    Gen III Diglett is awkward levels of ugly.

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    Well, it's not like I'm expecting creative names anyway.
    Elvis and Apache may be the best we get to see in a while, so give'im your worst.

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