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1000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

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  • SolarstrikeSolarstrike Posts: 392Member ✭✭
    254) Spoil Star Wars.
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  • RockheartRockheart Posts: 315Member ✭✭✭

    254) Spoil Star Wars.

    That wouldn't get you kicked out. It would just make people resent you.
    So I'm pretty sure that one doesn't count. This one might, though.

    254) Arrange the mannequins in a cheerleader-style pyramid. Also, their clothes are on backwards and inside-out, somehow.
  • DoomlordKravokaDoomlordKravoka Posts: 3,374Member, Wiener ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2015
    We can go further than that.

    255: Make the mannequins into your killbot slaves and use them to take over the Wal-Mart.
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭

    254) Spoil Star Wars.

    That won't get you kicked out either. Stop suggesting things will get you kicked out unless they would DEFINITELY get you kicked out.

    256. A plan in four parts.
    1) Announce that you're a supervillain.
    2) Shoot the cashier with a BOW AND ARROW.
    3) ???
    4) Profi-Oh, wait, you didn't have enough time to profit, now you're being thrown out.
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  • FreezepondFreezepond Posts: 118Member ✭✭
    257. Walk into the store, shout "Palestine", then proceed to stand there with a dumb face.
    258. Go skinny dipping in the lobster tank.
    259. Point at random people and say "Ew!"
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  • PurgePurge Posts: 2,000Member, Friendly, Helpful ✭✭✭✭✭
    260. Rape everythinv
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭

    257. Walk into the store, shout "Palestine", then proceed to stand there with a dumb face. That wouldn't get you kicked out.
    258. Go skinny dipping in the lobster tank. This would.
    259. Point at random people and say "Ew!" This...Why would you even do this...? Anyway, wouldn't get you kicked out.

    Thoughts in bolt. 258 is the only legitimate one of the three. Stop posting things that won't actually get you kicked out of Wal-Mart.
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  • DoomlordKravokaDoomlordKravoka Posts: 3,374Member, Wiener ✭✭✭✭✭
    258: Torture @Diamond555 by saying that things that wouldn't get him kicked out would until he goes insane.
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭

    258: Torture @Diamond555 by saying that things that wouldn't get him kicked out would until he goes insane.


    Do I even have to say anything with this one? -_-
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  • PurgePurge Posts: 2,000Member, Friendly, Helpful ✭✭✭✭✭

    258: Torture @Diamond555 by saying that things that wouldn't get him kicked out would until he goes insane.

    Should have been 259 actually.
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Purge said:

    258: Torture @Diamond555 by saying that things that wouldn't get him kicked out would until he goes insane.

    Should have been 259 actually.
    No, only 258. The correct one was moved into the place of the first incorrect one.

    Now, can we stop trolling me and get on with the game?
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  • Jarr2003Jarr2003 Posts: 3,795Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    258) Run around throwing things at every person you see
    Another one bites the dust
  • Drago_mehDrago_meh Posts: 2,742Member, Wiener ✭✭✭
    #260. Say to the Manager that you do Meth
    Some forgotten user who has aged with time and transitioned into lurking the site instead of actually being active.
  • Drago_mehDrago_meh Posts: 2,742Member, Wiener ✭✭✭
    (Necrobump?)

    #261.Literally kick yourself out
    Some forgotten user who has aged with time and transitioned into lurking the site instead of actually being active.
  • UnhappyIconUnhappyIcon Posts: 94Member ✭✭
    262:Spread stuff about Illuminati and then put on a doge mask and smash every TV there is. (I have no idea why did i came up with this)
    The guy who always misses, plays RotMG, a pirated version of Terraria and the one who almost broke his phone on Geometry Dash after losing at 96% on ToE 2. Yup, that's me.
    BUT AFTERWARDS I COMPLETED TOE 2
  • Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Posts: 1,519Member ✭✭✭
    edited April 2016
    263) *Throws toy car at employee*


    You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
    "I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
    Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
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  • CalamityCalamity Posts: 15,098Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    264 : Chase your waifu through Walmart
    265 : Steal your waifu from Wallmart
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  • Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Posts: 1,519Member ✭✭✭
    edited April 2016
    266) Travel through the store in a wheelchair with fake axe in your head with fake blood singing Brain Stew by Green Day
    You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
    "I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
    Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
    Congratules! Your reward is this paper cup. -@DoomlordKravoka

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  • CalamityCalamity Posts: 15,098Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    267 : Trip people in the store
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  • ViniVini Posts: 3,601Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    268: Drag @diamond655 around Walmart with a drill very close to his head.
    (Get killed by him in the process.)

  • WalterWhiteWalterWhite Posts: 716Member, Cool ✭✭✭
    269: Take someone's child and start eating it in the food isle.
    I am the one who clicks
  • CalamityCalamity Posts: 15,098Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    270 : Take a dump in a toilet in wallmart (Not in the bathroom)
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Drago_meh said:

    #260. Say to the Manager that you do Meth

    Why is it that you always say things that won't get you kicked out?
    Drago_meh said:

    (Necrobump?)

    #261.Literally kick yourself out

    I mean get kicked out by the manager.

    259) Misbehave and get grounded

    Don't see how this would work, either.
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  • WalterWhiteWalterWhite Posts: 716Member, Cool ✭✭✭
    edited April 2016
    271: walk in, stab the guy that greets people in the front of the store. Start cutting off all of his skin, put the skin over your own body and put his clothes on and start welcoming people like nothing happened.
    272: Walk in with a half-grown moustache, wearing a brown raincoat and thick glasses. Go to the children's section and start asking kids if this rag smells like chloroform.
    273: Walk in completely naked, with a rope tied to your genitals that has a dead hedgehog on the other end, while convincing people not to vote for Trump, using reasonable, good arguments.
    274: Walk in wearing a white cloak with a pointed hat and nazi symbols on your chest, holding a lit torch and a pitchfork and start asking for the "coloured people section".

    Welcome to the magical land were edit buttons exist
    Post edited by Chisako on
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    @WalterWhite Umm...
    Just edit your post next time instead of multi-posting, mm'kay?
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  • WalterWhiteWalterWhite Posts: 716Member, Cool ✭✭✭

    @WalterWhite Umm...
    Just edit your post next time instead of multi-posting, mm'kay?

    But did they kick me out?!
    I am the one who clicks
  • lordmuffinlordmuffin Posts: 796Member ✭✭✭
    275: Defecate in a baby stroller.
    WH4T SM3LLS L1KE BODY BUTTER 4ND D3SP3R4T1ON?
    Does Bruno Mars is gay?
  • WalterWhiteWalterWhite Posts: 716Member, Cool ✭✭✭
    276: Walk in with a wheelbarrow filled with fresh roadkill, wearing nothing but a dead raccoon-hat. Then casually start filling shelves with the roadkill like you work there.
    I am the one who clicks
  • DoomlordKravokaDoomlordKravoka Posts: 3,374Member, Wiener ✭✭✭✭✭
    277: Read My Immortal aloud over the loudspeaker.
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