Simple. Write an insult and I will rate it on the Scale of Wottage.
The scale is essentially built on a plus-and-minus percentage system, with these gradings:
-50% or less - i had depression and this "insult" cured me 0% - it's a compliment 5% - i couldn't hear you 10% - you didn't try 20% - stop bothering me 30% - oh please 40% - bad luck (if you actually tried) 50% - i've heard better 60% - oh 70% - ohoho 80% - bravo 90% - dang 100% - wot 110% - u wot 120% - u frickin wot 130% - u wot m8 140% - u frickin wot m8 150% - i'm kinda speechless 160% - i'm speechless 170% - i'm actually speechless 180% - oh god 190% - oh god have mercy 200% - rude +200% - really rude
50% - base +10% - simple -20% - too short -50% - very generic -50% - pointless
-60% in total. Graded as: it's a compliment
@Zuptin, you are a really disgusting flying monkey spreading shit everywhere. I can't quite understand why Orteil and Opti invited you to the Admin crew. They should have invited me so that I could ban you if you even tried to make an account. You are a real scam for the wholity of Dashnet. SO BEGONE AND RIP IN PIECES OF PEPPERED PEACH PIES! NOBODY WANTS YOU ANYMORE!
50% - base +5 - good blend of internet phrases and proper grammar +5 - has a target +10% - uncensored bad words +10% - self pride +20% - using targets weapon +30% - great ending -30% - target is an awesome user