NOTE: This game is in a very-early alpha stage! There isn't really much of a postgame yet, so be patient!Game Link: http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/idlegamemaker/?game=uMYqHmnhBeta Build Link (for nerds like me):
http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/idlegamemaker/?game=KmHpjgkBThis is, simply put, a silly idle game I made based off my in-jokes and interests. Currently has 6 tiers of upgrades, 4 tiers of achievements, a
lot of buildings, research, and a lot more.
And Steven!For Suggestions...•I'm not adding direct forumers to the game, don't even ask.
•Let's Players that get their own buildings won't get added unless I chose them for the 200, 300, 400, etc. upgrades.
Stuff For Future Updates•More Buildings
•More Upgrade/Achievement Tiers
•Upgrades for the Monkey Research Lab
•Rare Joke Resource from Stallions; flaming SJW panties(? haven't decided, that, actually...)
•Synergies from the Monkey Research Lab to other buildings
•Player time achievements
•"X points by Y building" achievements
•A few misc. achievements
•A clear-cut goal for the player to achieve
•Tong-Nou (For the transition for VEA to Alpha)
•Prestiging
Comments
Me!~
I'm not going to play this if I'm not referenced in this!!!!!!!!!!!!Going to play now looks pretty fun!
By @Anon9mous's demand, Anie's foals are separate from the total baby count. :P
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
Not like she's giving birth to them though"I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
Don't even act like it mister"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
"I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
The best feeling in the world is seeing someone smile for the first time in a long time.
The best moment in the world is when you hear a heartfelt thank you.
The best thing in the world is a hearty hug when you're feeling lonely.
The best remedy in the world is helping others when you feel unable to help yourself.
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
"I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
I have eleven million white coins, it doesn't even matter anymoreThe best feeling in the world is seeing someone smile for the first time in a long time.
The best moment in the world is when you hear a heartfelt thank you.
The best thing in the world is a hearty hug when you're feeling lonely.
The best remedy in the world is helping others when you feel unable to help yourself.
I see what you did there. *hides in corner*
Never enough H*R.
"HEY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD"
-EDUPS[insert tilde here]
As in, the character.
"I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
i want a bldg pl0x---
Soundcloud
(Anie gives foals, bee tee dubs.)
"I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
Also @CWS is the [IGM] tag really necessary, considering you posted it in "IGM Games"?
"It's a nice feeling to be put in a sig." ~Tellurium | "sparky why isn't 'holy fuck sparky' in your sig" ~DMF
"in my 10(-3) months living in dashnet i have never been sigged for more than like 30 minutes" ~lennonluiz0907
"please get sigged, please, please!" ~MCVIII | "Wow, Sparky's sig is just about others talking about sigs." ~DS1.8K
"LEGENDS ARE MADE BY SPARKY'S SIGNATURE" ~C_N | "I actually kind of want to be in Sparky's sig." ~CWS
"I feel like I'm the only guy here with a full sig of quotes that don't have meta-humor involved." ~CWS
gives agrees
shouldnt this give meta?
"IT HASN'T EVEN PREMIERED ON THE THE-oh i guess you live in the US" ~Karlolin
"Why won't you yiff with me ;.; " ~Anon9mous
"The frosting... it's so.... mmm.... " ~Reepile
"When the Worldstar guy is freaked the fuck out, you know there's a problem." ~Papa Franku
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
"IT HASN'T EVEN PREMIERED ON THE THE-oh i guess you live in the US" ~Karlolin
"Why won't you yiff with me ;.; " ~Anon9mous
"The frosting... it's so.... mmm.... " ~Reepile
"When the Worldstar guy is freaked the fuck out, you know there's a problem." ~Papa Franku
"I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
unlocks at 150 money printer levels
ITS GOING TO SPLODE, RUN!!! Huston
edit: huston, you fuck! this was good! GET BACK HERE HUSTON!! *text cut for your sanity, Huston is now dead, BUT I DID SAY YOUR SANITY* This bit was a memo to the ai/tg mafia, who obviously run the printer... obviously
edit: edit: we actually have no idea, we found it on the side of the road
"IT HASN'T EVEN PREMIERED ON THE THE-oh i guess you live in the US" ~Karlolin
"Why won't you yiff with me ;.; " ~Anon9mous
"The frosting... it's so.... mmm.... " ~Reepile
"When the Worldstar guy is freaked the fuck out, you know there's a problem." ~Papa Franku
Update when???????????????????Surprised to not see any references to Eastern Mind given the theme of the game (unless it/they just went over my head). :P
"I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh