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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,188
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    I had a dream my life would be
    So different from this hell I'm living
    So different now, from what it seemed
    Now life has killed the dream I dreamed
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2014
    Found this maths thing:

    What is “Shrek”?
    What is x?
    Shrek^2 – anger Shrek + disgust = nothing
    x^2 - 6x + 8 = 0
    Key:
    0 = nothing
    1 = fear
    2 = love
    3 = hate
    4 = life
    5 = death
    6 = anger
    7 = joy
    8 = disgust

    Answer:
    If you do the math(s) correctly, you get the answer "x=2" and "x=4".

    Therefore...
    Shrek = love
    Shrek = life
    SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0 ✭✭✭
    a guy walks into a bar and talks with another man, the other man says(i was washing my hands in the sink,and my GF asks me on a date, i say no) the first man asks(why?) the other man says (because i might get wishy-washy)

    *badum tiss cricketsss*
    "You don't get famous by stating that you are getting more famous. That's nonsense!" ~Karlolin
    "IT HASN'T EVEN PREMIERED ON THE THE-oh i guess you live in the US" ~Karlolin
    "Why won't you yiff with me ;.; " ~Anon9mous
    "The frosting... it's so.... mmm.... " ~Reepile
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bumping this thread because there's a dupe.
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  • CaesarCaesar Posts: 5,548Member ✭✭✭✭✭

    Bumping this thread because there's a dupe.

    I'm pretty sure this thread is for bad jokes while the other is for jokes that can be good.
    Shitposts may be returning
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2016
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  • IdlerIdler Posts: 3,225Member, Wiener, True Wiener ✭✭✭✭✭
    Just in case, lolz

    I like the jokes. That's great, but it removed the Spolier option and now I can't do so...
    "Banned for not putting your quote to signature." - Tellurium
  • He_Stands_ThereHe_Stands_There Posts: 70Member ✭✭
    Why did the gardevoir cross the road?

    Gabidou was right behind her!
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