Describe a user as food. How it looks like, the consistency, the taste, etc. Like this:
@Reepile Looks like a long grey lump with colourful spikes on the top. It has black, spread "hands" on its sides that are very hard and taste like liquorice. The grey mass itself has a consistency of cookie dough and doesn't taste very much, it's are a bit sweet but there is not much else to say about it. The colourful spikes however are very delicious, with a consistency and taste much like fruit.