Why is this not called "Rambling.exe" ? Who changed the title ?
Brain, what is that ?
Well... things are starting good.
So... Writing hum ?
See, it's weird cause people don't quite understand writing as I do.
Words have feelings, manly hatred.
Languages have styles, and colors. Yes, languages have colors. (but this is not the topic here)
And letters... Well, letters have a spirit of their own. Some are quite friendly and amusing, while others are jack-asses.
I feel like people should know about them letters. I mean, you use them every day, don't you try to comprehend them ?
I'm here to show you my thoughts about letters. How I see them.
Firstly, as far as my writing style is concerned, I can classify letters in two groups. The first one being the "old" group, the writing style that I don't use anymore. The second one will be the "new" group, my current writing style.
Old group, with all letters attached:
Current group, the ones that I use, that kinda looks like computer typing:
First off, in the old group:
likes to hang out a lot with the o
. They're kinda similar and share a lot of things in common. They often want to replace each other in a word. The q
kinda hangs with them as well, they form a good hide and seek trio. But since the q
is quite tall, he hides less.
is hanging out with the big boys. The f
, the h
, the k
, the l
... These guys know what's up. It almost fells like h
are brothers. They confuse me a lot, those two. And the f
is always a little tricky, as he likes to be.
But if we're talking big group of pals, we have the g
, the j
, the y
, and the z
which fit quite well together. They kinda feel like gang members, with their weird top. I mean... g
has the top of an a
or an o
, while j
is a lot like a i
. The y
and the z
are a lot more discrete, I don't know what's up with them.
is more like a misfit. He can be like an i
, an l
, or even like a c
. The i
wanna look like a t
, who wanna be like a d
. The r
likes to hang out with the big guy, you know, the b
, the l
, the h
and the k
to confuse everyone. But I feel like he fits more with the n
and the m
. Now, these guys are brothers. We have m
, the older one, showing the example to his little brother, the n
. They feel so similar... The p
, on his side, kinda wants to look like an n
. The u
, the v
and the w
are aways together, the u
and the v
always playing at hide and seek. The x
has kind of a weird personality. He can look like both a s
(which I miss drew, sorry) and a c
Now, onto the l
. This guy is sneaky. He hides literally everywhere. Behind a n
, a e
... He's super annoying with this constant hiding into a word he doesn't even belong to.
Now, the new group:
Ah... the a
. What a b*tch he is. Not like the l
, but this guy has potential. I mean, look at him ! He's exactly like a c
, right ? No ? So why do these guys keep mixing up together ?
Oh, well, here, we have a new member to the u-v-w
group. And it is... the r
! Who.. kinda wants to look like an n
One thing, though, is the y
and the x
mixing up like crazy. And the new group, the b-d-p-q
. Just look at them. There's gotta be a new trend here, everyone wanna look the same. One thing to point out, though, is the capital N
. This guy is so narcissistic ! I guess he's proud to be bigger than his brother... But dude, look at him: He's contemplating himself in a mirror:
And he likes to dress a lot too. He never wanna look the same for some reason.
But it can't be worst than the f
. This guy is a freaking shape-shifter. He's being a right pain to draw. Just look at that. How am I supposed to draw this guy ?
Oh well.. I think I got a bit mad there by the end.
But it's kinda hard to keep being nice and all to these guys. Dude.. seriously ?
Greek letters are way better than you guys.
(you can open your eyes now, you missed the crappy and boring stuff, all good)