Simple, the person who posts the longest sentence wins. A few rules: 1. Sentences must be (mostly) grammatically correct. (No posting the word "egg" 47 times in a row and calling it a day, no comma splices or run-on sentences, must have a verb and at least an implied subject, anything that can be debated/comes down to style/usage is fine.) 2. Each word is 1 point. 3. If the sentence avoids using ";" and ":", it gets a x2 multiplier. 4. If the sentence avoids using "and", it gets a x2 multiplier. 5. If the sentence avoids using the letter 'e', it gets a x4 multiplier. 6. If multiple multipliers apply, subtract 1 for each multiplier beyond the first (e.g. if all apply, the multiplier is x6). 7. PLEASE include the point total of the sentence as well as what multipliers apply. 8. No copy-pasting someone else's sentence and adding stuff to it; your sentence must be entirely your own creation.
If you have ideas for more/other multipliers, I will consider them.
"Go." 1 word. No ";" or ":", no "and", no "e". x6 multiplier. 6 points.