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count to 69 before someone makes a sex joke. [slightly NSFW]

TFU_SatronTFU_Satron Member, Friendly, Cool, Flagger, Conversationalist, Funny Posts: 12,680 ✭✭✭✭✭
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What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? And what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion? And what of the poor gator? Flank forever blank, destined to an existential swim down the river of life to... an unknowable destiny?
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  • 100lol100lol Member, Wiener Posts: 1,746 ✭✭✭✭
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    Lol, MAXIED GOT SMOKIED GOT WEEDIED!
  • TelluriumTellurium Friendly, Cool, Idle Game Master, Conversationalist, Turquoise Posts: 5,398 Mod
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  • BurntCookieBurntCookie Member, Internet Detective, Friendly, Helpful, Flagger, Idle Game Master, Conversationalist Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • PerfectionPerfection Member, Friendly, Conversationalist Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭
    sex
    Boots, Brogues, Cleats, Clogs, Flip-flops, Flippers, Galoshes, Getas, Loafers, Oxfords, Mukluks, Moccasins, Pumps, Sandals, Skates, Shoes, Slippers, Sneakers, Socks, Slingbacks, Stilettos, Rollerblades, Tennies, Waders, Wellingtons
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    Juan
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  • ShylightShylight Moderator, Friendly, Helpful, Flagger Posts: 6,452 Mod
    Well, let's start then…


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  • PerfectionPerfection Member, Friendly, Conversationalist Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭

    Boots, Brogues, Cleats, Clogs, Flip-flops, Flippers, Galoshes, Getas, Loafers, Oxfords, Mukluks, Moccasins, Pumps, Sandals, Skates, Shoes, Slippers, Sneakers, Socks, Slingbacks, Stilettos, Rollerblades, Tennies, Waders, Wellingtons
  • The_Deranged_UmbreonThe_Deranged_Umbreon Member Posts: 2,620 ✭✭✭
    Shylight said:

    Well, let's start then…


    And there goes the game
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  • CaesarCaesar Member Posts: 5,552 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This might as well be a sex joke thread.
    Shitposts may be returning
  • LekamilLekamil Member Posts: 125 ✭✭

    This might as well be a sex joke thread.

    It's a 2 in 1 thread!

  • ShylightShylight Moderator, Friendly, Helpful, Flagger Posts: 6,452 Mod
    I just feel like posting more.


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  • CalamityCalamity Member, Friendly Posts: 15,093 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • CaesarCaesar Member Posts: 5,552 ✭✭✭✭✭
    image
    Shitposts may be returning
  • CalamityCalamity Member, Friendly Posts: 15,093 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • basketofpuppiesbasketofpuppies Moderator, Friendly, Helpful Posts: 2,296 Mod
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  • CalamityCalamity Member, Friendly Posts: 15,093 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • ShylightShylight Moderator, Friendly, Helpful, Flagger Posts: 6,452 Mod

    SparklebuttimagePurplesmart
  • CalamityCalamity Member, Friendly Posts: 15,093 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • basketofpuppiesbasketofpuppies Moderator, Friendly, Helpful Posts: 2,296 Mod
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  • CalamityCalamity Member, Friendly Posts: 15,093 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • ShylightShylight Moderator, Friendly, Helpful, Flagger Posts: 6,452 Mod
    image
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  • CalamityCalamity Member, Friendly Posts: 15,093 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • Anon9mousAnon9mous Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist Posts: 6,444 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
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    The average amount of people that commit the act of intercourse with each other.
    "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some braining to do." ~Dasbloody
    "I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
  • CalamityCalamity Member, Friendly Posts: 15,093 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • Anon9mousAnon9mous Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist Posts: 6,444 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
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    If your girlfriend has this many breasts, you should dump her.
    Unless you're into that kind of stuff, that is.
    "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some braining to do." ~Dasbloody
    "I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
  • CalamityCalamity Member, Friendly Posts: 15,093 ✭✭✭✭✭
    5


  • Anon9mousAnon9mous Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist Posts: 6,444 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    6, which will be followed by 7.
    "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some braining to do." ~Dasbloody
    "I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
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