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What would happen if someone were to offer you a Gardevoir for $100?

He_Stands_ThereHe_Stands_There Posts: 70Member ✭✭
Would you buy it? If yes: what would you do with the gardevoir?

How would you react to the salesman?

Personally, I would buy it and admire my gardevoir in a completely platonic way while I hold her hand and skip along the beach. I would also thank the kind salesman for parting with such a fine piece of pokemon.
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  • ZyzzyzusZyzzyzus Posts: 4,255Member, Helpful, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'd laugh in their face then ask if they are srs.
    I had a dream my life would be
    So different from this hell I'm living
    So different now, from what it seemed
    Now life has killed the dream I dreamed
  • GouchnoxGouchnox Posts: 6,337Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    "No ponies ? Well, have a good day !" and leave
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  • FatChicken18FatChicken18 Posts: 1,172Member ✭✭✭
    I'd just leave.
    Also, are you Gabidou in disguise?!?!?!?! (dramatic noise)
    There's no braining involved - Gouchnox
    Please reads the OP - Gardevoir
  • He_Stands_ThereHe_Stands_There Posts: 70Member ✭✭

    I'd just leave.
    Also, are you Gabidou in disguise?!?!?!?! (dramatic noise)

    No, it's perfectly common to find people who love her as much as I do in a purely platonic way.
  • FatChicken18FatChicken18 Posts: 1,172Member ✭✭✭

    I'd just leave.
    Also, are you Gabidou in disguise?!?!?!?! (dramatic noise)

    No, it's perfectly common to find people who love her as much as I do in a purely platonic way.
    I do remember when I played pokemon Gardevoir was one of my fav's.

    There's no braining involved - Gouchnox
    Please reads the OP - Gardevoir
  • ShylightShylight Posts: 6,470Moderator, Friendly, Helpful, Flagger Mod

    I'd just leave.
    Also, are you Gabidou in disguise?!?!?!?! (dramatic noise)

    No, it's perfectly common to find people who love her as much as I do in a purely platonic way.
    I do remember when I played pokemon Gardevoir was one of my fav's.

    Never even saw one. Then again, didn't really play much.
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  • FatChicken18FatChicken18 Posts: 1,172Member ✭✭✭
    Shylight said:

    I'd just leave.
    Also, are you Gabidou in disguise?!?!?!?! (dramatic noise)

    No, it's perfectly common to find people who love her as much as I do in a purely platonic way.
    I do remember when I played pokemon Gardevoir was one of my fav's.

    Never even saw one. Then again, didn't really play much.
    All I remember is you had do do something special to something and then something would happen or something like that.
    There's no braining involved - Gouchnox
    Please reads the OP - Gardevoir
  • GouchnoxGouchnox Posts: 6,337Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2014

    All I remember is you had do do something special to something and then something would happen or something like that.

    I shall call this comment: "The precise explanation".
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  • FatChicken18FatChicken18 Posts: 1,172Member ✭✭✭
    edited September 2014
    Gouchnox said:

    All I remember is you had do do something special to something and then something would happen or something like that.

    I shall call this comment: "The precise explanation".
    My friends dad once told my friend to 'put the doohickey into the thingy'.
    And if your thinking of something dirty, just leave.
    There's no braining involved - Gouchnox
    Please reads the OP - Gardevoir
  • GouchnoxGouchnox Posts: 6,337Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    *Looks at @FatChicken18‌ 's quote*
    Wait... where did I posted this ? I'm kinda curious now (:
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  • GouchnoxGouchnox Posts: 6,337Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @He_Stands_There‌ : S.W.A.G.
    Secretly We Are Gabidou99
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  • cookiefonstercookiefonster Posts: 1,922Member, Helpful, Conversationalist ✭✭✭
    i smell gabidou

  • FatChicken18FatChicken18 Posts: 1,172Member ✭✭✭

    i smell gabidou

    Oh, really? I thought it seemed like Zam! *cough* sarcasm *cough*

    There's no braining involved - Gouchnox
    Please reads the OP - Gardevoir
  • The_Deranged_UmbreonThe_Deranged_Umbreon Posts: 2,620Member ✭✭✭
    Hrm buying a Gardevoir? That means Pokemon are real...I buy the gardevoir, release it, and use it's pokeball to catch an Eevee
    "This is when I browse the recent changes list and see if people are being poopy pants." ~ILikeTrains (Wiki friend) "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU_Satron "WHAT?" ~Zuptin "Did you just call me a flying monkey?" ~Opti "Absol utely." ~Kirdneh "Is your face really necessary?" ~Gouchnox
  • TFU_SatronTFU_Satron Posts: 12,680Member, Friendly, Cool, Flagger, Conversationalist, Funny ✭✭✭✭✭
    i would trade it for a porygon.
    What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? And what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion? And what of the poor gator? Flank forever blank, destined to an existential swim down the river of life to... an unknowable destiny?
  • He_Stands_ThereHe_Stands_There Posts: 70Member ✭✭

    is this gabidou

    No, this is He_Stands_There. I'm unique, so don't try to shove me into someone else's binary.
  • CaesarCaesar Posts: 5,556Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    The assumptions of this guy being Gabidou makes me want to cringe.
    Shitposts may be returning
  • He_Stands_ThereHe_Stands_There Posts: 70Member ✭✭

    The assumptions of this guy being Gabidou makes me want to cringe.

    Well then, who am I Mr. Smarty Pants ponce von Guess Em All Profiler?
  • CaesarCaesar Posts: 5,556Member ✭✭✭✭✭

    The assumptions of this guy being Gabidou makes me want to cringe.

    Well then, who am I Mr. Smarty Pants ponce von Guess Em All Profiler?
    Someone.
    Shitposts may be returning
  • FatChicken18FatChicken18 Posts: 1,172Member ✭✭✭

    is this gabidou

    No, this is He_Stands_There. I'm unique, so don't try to shove me into someone else's binary.
    What we're saying (me, at least, I don't know about anyone else) is that your likings are somewhat similar to Gabidou's.
    There's no braining involved - Gouchnox
    Please reads the OP - Gardevoir
  • He_Stands_ThereHe_Stands_There Posts: 70Member ✭✭

    The assumptions of this guy being Gabidou makes me want to cringe.

    Well then, who am I Mr. Smarty Pants ponce von Guess Em All Profiler?
    Someone.
    Does that mean your original callous accusation has been redacted?

    Or would you persist in being so sadistic?

    is this gabidou

    No, this is He_Stands_There. I'm unique, so don't try to shove me into someone else's binary.
    What we're saying (me, at least, I don't know about anyone else) is that your likings are somewhat similar to Gabidou's.
    I think gardevoir is just popular because she's so lovable and sexy in a completely platonic way.
  • FatChicken18FatChicken18 Posts: 1,172Member ✭✭✭
    edited September 2014

    The assumptions of this guy being Gabidou makes me want to cringe.

    Well then, who am I Mr. Smarty Pants ponce von Guess Em All Profiler?
    Someone.
    Does that mean your original callous accusation has been redacted?

    Or would you persist in being so sadistic?

    is this gabidou

    No, this is He_Stands_There. I'm unique, so don't try to shove me into someone else's binary.
    What we're saying (me, at least, I don't know about anyone else) is that your likings are somewhat similar to Gabidou's.
    I think gardevoir is just popular because she's so lovable and sexy in a completely platonic way.
    How does that make sense?
    There's no braining involved - Gouchnox
    Please reads the OP - Gardevoir
  • FatChicken18FatChicken18 Posts: 1,172Member ✭✭✭
    edited September 2014

    Double post glitch.
    There's no braining involved - Gouchnox
    Please reads the OP - Gardevoir
  • He_Stands_ThereHe_Stands_There Posts: 70Member ✭✭

    The assumptions of this guy being Gabidou makes me want to cringe.

    Well then, who am I Mr. Smarty Pants ponce von Guess Em All Profiler?
    Someone.
    Does that mean your original callous accusation has been redacted?

    Or would you persist in being so sadistic?

    is this gabidou

    No, this is He_Stands_There. I'm unique, so don't try to shove me into someone else's binary.
    What we're saying (me, at least, I don't know about anyone else) is that your likings are somewhat similar to Gabidou's.
    I think gardevoir is just popular because she's so lovable and sexy in a completely platonic way.
    How does that make sense?
    It makes a lot more sense when you come to accept the latent platonic appeal of pokemon and refuse to divulge further into the matter.
  • FatChicken18FatChicken18 Posts: 1,172Member ✭✭✭

    The assumptions of this guy being Gabidou makes me want to cringe.

    Well then, who am I Mr. Smarty Pants ponce von Guess Em All Profiler?
    Someone.
    Does that mean your original callous accusation has been redacted?

    Or would you persist in being so sadistic?

    is this gabidou

    No, this is He_Stands_There. I'm unique, so don't try to shove me into someone else's binary.
    What we're saying (me, at least, I don't know about anyone else) is that your likings are somewhat similar to Gabidou's.
    I think gardevoir is just popular because she's so lovable and sexy in a completely platonic way.
    How does that make sense?
    It makes a lot more sense when you come to accept the latent platonic appeal of pokemon and refuse to divulge further into the matter.
    How many of your posts don't contain the word platonic?
    There's no braining involved - Gouchnox
    Please reads the OP - Gardevoir
  • Anon9mousAnon9mous Posts: 6,444Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Well, I'd buy her (assuming it is a her), and I'd get researchers to study the living crap out of it (without hurting it... permanently...). I'd then sell it to someone who has a strange obsession with Gardevoirs for a lot of money.
    "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some braining to do." ~Dasbloody
    "I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
  • He_Stands_ThereHe_Stands_There Posts: 70Member ✭✭
    edited September 2014

    The assumptions of this guy being Gabidou makes me want to cringe.

    Well then, who am I Mr. Smarty Pants ponce von Guess Em All Profiler?
    Someone.
    Does that mean your original callous accusation has been redacted?

    Or would you persist in being so sadistic?

    is this gabidou

    No, this is He_Stands_There. I'm unique, so don't try to shove me into someone else's binary.
    What we're saying (me, at least, I don't know about anyone else) is that your likings are somewhat similar to Gabidou's.
    I think gardevoir is just popular because she's so lovable and sexy in a completely platonic way.
    How does that make sense?
    It makes a lot more sense when you come to accept the latent platonic appeal of pokemon and refuse to divulge further into the matter.
    How many of your posts don't contain the word platonic?
    Good question, and quite honestly there will only be as many as needed to reassert the fact that I am not attracted to gardevoir.
    Anon9mous said:

    Well, I'd buy her (assuming it is a her), and I'd get researchers to study the living crap out of it (without hurting it... permanently...). I'd then sell it to someone who has a strange obsession with Gardevoirs for a lot of money.

    Gotta hit me up after all those test are done. I'll show her the time of her life (platonically of course).
  • FatChicken18FatChicken18 Posts: 1,172Member ✭✭✭

    The assumptions of this guy being Gabidou makes me want to cringe.

    Well then, who am I Mr. Smarty Pants ponce von Guess Em All Profiler?
    Someone.
    Does that mean your original callous accusation has been redacted?

    Or would you persist in being so sadistic?

    is this gabidou

    No, this is He_Stands_There. I'm unique, so don't try to shove me into someone else's binary.
    What we're saying (me, at least, I don't know about anyone else) is that your likings are somewhat similar to Gabidou's.
    I think gardevoir is just popular because she's so lovable and sexy in a completely platonic way.
    How does that make sense?
    It makes a lot more sense when you come to accept the latent platonic appeal of pokemon and refuse to divulge further into the matter.
    How many of your posts don't contain the word platonic?
    Good question, and quite honestly there will only be as many as needed to reassert the fact that I am not attracted to gardevoir.
    I understand that. Gardevoir was one of my fav's when I played pokemon, and I wasn't sexually attracted.
    There's no braining involved - Gouchnox
    Please reads the OP - Gardevoir
  • He_Stands_ThereHe_Stands_There Posts: 70Member ✭✭

    The assumptions of this guy being Gabidou makes me want to cringe.

    Well then, who am I Mr. Smarty Pants ponce von Guess Em All Profiler?
    Someone.
    Does that mean your original callous accusation has been redacted?

    Or would you persist in being so sadistic?

    is this gabidou

    No, this is He_Stands_There. I'm unique, so don't try to shove me into someone else's binary.
    What we're saying (me, at least, I don't know about anyone else) is that your likings are somewhat similar to Gabidou's.
    I think gardevoir is just popular because she's so lovable and sexy in a completely platonic way.
    How does that make sense?
    It makes a lot more sense when you come to accept the latent platonic appeal of pokemon and refuse to divulge further into the matter.
    How many of your posts don't contain the word platonic?
    Good question, and quite honestly there will only be as many as needed to reassert the fact that I am not attracted to gardevoir.
    I understand that. Gardevoir was one of my fav's when I played pokemon, and I wasn't sexually attracted.
    Alright, that's one down!

    Now I just have to convince the rest of the forum as to my relationship with gardevoir.
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