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You are the library [ROLEPLAY] [NOT REALLY] [STILL INTERACTIVE, THOUGH]

IdleGamesRockIdleGamesRock Posts: 2,855Member, Flagger ✭✭✭
edited July 2014 in Playground
You were tasked by J. Bobby to become a library. You know everything in the universe. One day, J. Bobby turns you back into a human. He tries to clear your memory, but you escape. J. Bobby's minions are aftyer you now, but you know everything about the universe.
MISSIONS
•Rob a bank
•Build a robot
•Work at NASA
•Go on a mission to space
•Go to another planet
•Find alien life
•Wipe out an alien race
Kill J. Bobby

The way it works is you enter a command. The first command I get is the one I will use. Sorta like MSPA.

Be warned that commands might not always turn out the way you expect them to.

Begin.
chernobyl
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Comments

  • Anon9mousAnon9mous Posts: 6,383Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    /befriend_Snoop_Dogg
    "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some braining to do." ~Dasbloody
    "I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
  • IdleGamesRockIdleGamesRock Posts: 2,855Member, Flagger ✭✭✭
    You don't know who this snooping dawg is, but he does not sound pleasant.
    chernobyl
  • Anon9mousAnon9mous Posts: 6,383Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    /kill_Megatron_for_robot_parts
    "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some braining to do." ~Dasbloody
    "I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
  • IdleGamesRockIdleGamesRock Posts: 2,855Member, Flagger ✭✭✭
    edited July 2014
    You don't know what this Megatron thing is, but it sounds evil.
    chernobyl
  • Anon9mousAnon9mous Posts: 6,383Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2014
    /Therefore_it_must_die
    "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some braining to do." ~Dasbloody
    "I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
  • IdleGamesRockIdleGamesRock Posts: 2,855Member, Flagger ✭✭✭
    The library says to ban Anon9mous for trolling a serious thread.
    chernobyl
  • Anon9mousAnon9mous Posts: 6,383Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    I actually was trying to be serious... If you knew everything, both of those would be the most logical options to do. You need to dismantle Megatron, steal a classy outfit, kidnap Applejack, rob a bakery and slay Satan in order to build a robot, Lady Satron. Snoop Dogg can reveal the perfect way to do so with the power of weed.
    "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some braining to do." ~Dasbloody
    "I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
  • IdleGamesRockIdleGamesRock Posts: 2,855Member, Flagger ✭✭✭
    Anon9mous said:

    I actually was trying to be serious... If you knew everything, both of those would be the most logical options to do. You need to dismantle Megatron, steal a classy outfit, kidnap Applejack, rob a bakery and slay Satan in order to build a robot, Lady Satron. Snoop Dogg can reveal the perfect way to do so with the power of weed.

    This is a fantasy world, though.
    chernobyl
  • Anon9mousAnon9mous Posts: 6,383Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭✭

    Anon9mous said:

    I actually was trying to be serious... If you knew everything, both of those would be the most logical options to do. You need to dismantle Megatron, steal a classy outfit, kidnap Applejack, rob a bakery and slay Satan in order to build a robot, Lady Satron. Snoop Dogg can reveal the perfect way to do so with the power of weed.

    This is a fantasy world, though.
    Does that not sound like a fantasy, though?
    "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some braining to do." ~Dasbloody
    "I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
  • IdleGamesRockIdleGamesRock Posts: 2,855Member, Flagger ✭✭✭
    Anon9mous said:

    Anon9mous said:

    I actually was trying to be serious... If you knew everything, both of those would be the most logical options to do. You need to dismantle Megatron, steal a classy outfit, kidnap Applejack, rob a bakery and slay Satan in order to build a robot, Lady Satron. Snoop Dogg can reveal the perfect way to do so with the power of weed.

    This is a fantasy world, though.
    Does that not sound like a fantasy, though?
    It isn't Earth. Snooping dawgs don't exist.
    chernobyl
  • Anon9mousAnon9mous Posts: 6,383Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭✭

    Anon9mous said:

    Anon9mous said:

    I actually was trying to be serious... If you knew everything, both of those would be the most logical options to do. You need to dismantle Megatron, steal a classy outfit, kidnap Applejack, rob a bakery and slay Satan in order to build a robot, Lady Satron. Snoop Dogg can reveal the perfect way to do so with the power of weed.

    This is a fantasy world, though.
    Does that not sound like a fantasy, though?
    It isn't Earth. Snooping dawgs don't exist.
    But you're a human... Those only live on Earth currently... Plus, Snoop has the power of weed to exist as a demigod.
    "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some braining to do." ~Dasbloody
    "I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
  • IdleGamesRockIdleGamesRock Posts: 2,855Member, Flagger ✭✭✭
    Lies. INTO THE ABYSS WITH YEWWWWW, SOPA!
    chernobyl
  • Anon9mousAnon9mous Posts: 6,383Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭✭

    Lies. INTO THE ABYSS WITH YEWWWWW, SOPA!

    NNNNNNUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu....... -dead-
    wipe out an alien race: completed. Dashnet Canucks are no more.
    "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some braining to do." ~Dasbloody
    "I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
  • DarkmatterfireDarkmatterfire Posts: 4,375Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    /Rob a bank
  • ZyChromeZyChrome Posts: 858Member ✭✭✭
    /learn_about theft
  • IdleGamesRockIdleGamesRock Posts: 2,855Member, Flagger ✭✭✭

    /Rob a bank

    You run to a nearby bank.
    chernobyl
  • DarkmatterfireDarkmatterfire Posts: 4,375Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    /Use grappling hook
  • IdleGamesRockIdleGamesRock Posts: 2,855Member, Flagger ✭✭✭
    You swing unnoticed over a crowd of police men. But, you drop something made of metal.
    chernobyl
  • DarkmatterfireDarkmatterfire Posts: 4,375Member, Friendly, Cool, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    /smash the security guards head with a baseball bat
  • IdleGamesRockIdleGamesRock Posts: 2,855Member, Flagger ✭✭✭
    You miss the gaurd, but manage to catch the metal thing using the bat.
    chernobyl
  • ThatDudeThatDude Posts: 6,316Member, Wiener ✭✭✭✭
    Pretend you're a civilian and hope the guards didn't notice.
    people have stars in their names now apparently
  • IdleGamesRockIdleGamesRock Posts: 2,855Member, Flagger ✭✭✭
    The police realize that something is happening. They look at you. Luckily, you manage to land on the floor and put all that weird stuff away. Why were you even carrying that? You salute the police as music begins to play, then you turn around and shuffle away.

    chernobyl
  • ThatDudeThatDude Posts: 6,316Member, Wiener ✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2014
    Look over your shoulder.
    people have stars in their names now apparently
  • IdleGamesRockIdleGamesRock Posts: 2,855Member, Flagger ✭✭✭
    A man is reading a book. From the library. And you used to be that library.
    chernobyl
  • ThatDudeThatDude Posts: 6,316Member, Wiener ✭✭✭✭
    Check if the guy works at the bank.
    people have stars in their names now apparently
  • IdleGamesRockIdleGamesRock Posts: 2,855Member, Flagger ✭✭✭
    You think he doesn't.
    chernobyl
  • grisha5grisha5 Posts: 1,838Member ✭✭✭
    /kill ThatDude
    "I took things too fart." -KhantStopButtnugget.
    Damn counter
  • IdleGamesRockIdleGamesRock Posts: 2,855Member, Flagger ✭✭✭
    What is a ThatDude?
    chernobyl
  • ThatDudeThatDude Posts: 6,316Member, Wiener ✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2014
    Inspect the metal thing.
    people have stars in their names now apparently
  • IdlerIdler Posts: 3,226Member, Wiener, True Wiener ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2014
    /Steal money and run away from the bank.
    "Banned for not putting your quote to signature." - Tellurium
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