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Delicious Cookie: Alchemy

QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Member Posts: 799 ✭✭✭
edited August 17 in Playground
You, a small group of explorers, have just found an enchanted cookie that regenerates when eaten. The thing is, it's absolutely disgusting, so you take it to your camp to add some better flavor to it.
Someone else is watching from the shadows, seeming to radiate magical energy.

The rules:
There are three 'stats' that you can gain: Deliciousness, Nutrition, and Money (referred to as $units$).
Deliciousness is affected by how many people are eating the cookie and how much they're enjoying it. Nutrition is how healthy the cookie is, if you have low deliciousness it doesn't matter much, however, later on, low nutrition can harm your deliciousness. Money is the amount of money your group has, with it you can buy better ingredients and Alchemy resources, you gain a bit depending on your deliciousness.
There's also another stat, size, that increases with enough deliciousness and greatly upgrades how much deliciousness you get from ingredients.

Ingredients: you start off with normal household ingredients to add to the cookie, however you can buy more advanced ingredients and create/upgrade ingredients with Alchemy. These affect deliciousness and nutrition.

Alchemy: Eventually you will come across Alchemy resources, which can be combined into new resources, used to upgrade ingredients, used to create ingredients, or used as Ingredients if you're crazy enough.

Game
Discovered Alchemy resources:
FIRE,WATER,AIR,EARTH,SALT,DRAGONSCALE,SUGAR


You find a cookie while exploring. Curious, you take a bite of it. As soon as you do the missing part reappears. You take it back to your camp, under the assumption that it's a magical artifact.

Deliciousness: 5
Nutrition: 5
Money: 100
Size of a regular cookie
Deliciousness Rating: not that great
why are you here? why am I here? were we created in the same way that we created them?
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  • JetersoJeterso Member Posts: 2
    I add extra chips to it
  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭
    I change baking temperature
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Member Posts: 799 ✭✭✭
    Jeterso said:

    I add extra chips to it

    there are now more chips in the cookie (im going to assume you meant chocolate chips)
    -1 nutrition
    +10 deliciousness
    iceklaus said:

    I change baking temperature

    the cookie is now warm
    +1 deliciousness

    ~~~ALCHEMY~~~
    No alchemy resources/tools.
    ~~~TOTALS~~~
    Deliciousness: 15
    Nutrition: 4
    Money: 100
    Size of a regular cookie
    Deliciousness Rating: Eh...
    why are you here? why am I here? were we created in the same way that we created them?
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I throw a CHERRY BOMB
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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  • JetersoJeterso Member Posts: 2
    I also search for a alchemy resource
  • QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Member Posts: 799 ✭✭✭
    TLGa2007 said:

    find a alchemy thing...

    You go out into the forest and find a small multicolored stone, the colors being red, blue, white, and brown. However, the white section seems faded...
    You have found an alchemy storage, elements:
    Fire: 1/1, Water: 1/1, air: 0/1, earth: 1/1

    I throw a CHERRY BOMB

    Cherries! Yum.
    -5 $units$: purchase of a cherry bomb.
    +8 deliciousness
    +1 nutrition
    Jeterso said:

    I also search for a alchemy resource

    A figure steps out of the shadows. "So I see you've been searching for alchemy resources, I can sell you some that I find, you will need your own storage for them. I can also sell you a resource mixer for 500 $units$."
    ~~~NOTES~~~
    News is spreading of a cookie with strange magical properties that let it be eaten constantly. Some have even started giving you a bit of funding! (Deliciousness now gives cash bonuses!)

    ACHIEVEMENT GET: Cardinal Elements
    flavor text: 'could do with some salt...'
    Bonus: +50 $units$
    ~~~PASSIVE GAINS~~~
    Deliciousness bonus: +6 $units$
    ~~~ALCHEMY~~~
    Resources
    Fire: 1/1, Water: 1/1, Air: 0/1, Earth: 1/1.

    No alchemy tools yet.
    ~~~TOTALS~~~
    Deliciousness: 23
    Nutrition: 5
    Money: 151 ($units$)
    Size of a regular cookie
    Deliciousness rating: Decent (6 $units$/round)
    why are you here? why am I here? were we created in the same way that we created them?
  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭
    Buy macadamia and pistachio
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Member Posts: 799 ✭✭✭
    iceklaus said:

    Buy macadamia and pistachio

    -5 $units$
    +5 nutrition
    +5 deliciousness
    ~~~PASSIVE GAINS~~~
    Deliciousness bonus: +6 $units$
    ~~~ALCHEMY~~~
    Resources
    Fire: 1/1, Water: 1/1, Air: 0/1, Earth: 1/1.

    No alchemy tools yet.
    ~~~TOTALS~~~
    Deliciousness: 28
    Nutrition: 10
    Money: 157 ($units$)
    Size of a regular cookie
    Deliciousness rating: Decent (6 $units$/round)
    why are you here? why am I here? were we created in the same way that we created them?
  • QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Member Posts: 799 ✭✭✭
    (bump)
    why are you here? why am I here? were we created in the same way that we created them?
  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭
    ok, erm.... research (in the grocerie store) for better flour, also buy some almond flour
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Member Posts: 799 ✭✭✭
    iceklaus said:

    ok, erm.... research (in the grocerie store) for better flour, also buy some almond flour

    High quality ingredients!
    -10 $units$
    +10 deliciousness
    +5 nutrition
    ~~~NOTES~~~
    The cookie is shaking, something might happen soon.
    ~~~PASSIVE GAINS~~~
    Deliciousness bonus: +10 $units$
    ~~~ALCHEMY~~~
    Resources
    Fire: 1/1, Water: 1/1, Air: 0/1, Earth: 1/1.

    No alchemy tools yet.
    ~~~TOTALS~~~
    Deliciousness: 38
    Nutrition: 15
    Money: 157 ($units$)
    Size of a regular cookie
    Deliciousness rating: Good (10 $units$/round)
    why are you here? why am I here? were we created in the same way that we created them?
  • diamondkfcdiamondkfc Member Posts: 26 ✭✭
    (since you've bumped this thread before, its still on the front page, and you haven't really posted anything else, I assume this might mean you're still open to posts(correct me if I'm wrong))
    I go looking for alchemy things
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I insert my huge whipped cream cannon into the cookie smoothly.. and...

    PSSHSHHHHHHT!

    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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  • QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Member Posts: 799 ✭✭✭
    edited June 24

    (since you've bumped this thread before, its still on the front page, and you haven't really posted anything else, I assume this might mean you're still open to posts(correct me if I'm wrong))
    I go looking for alchemy things

    You find a white stone.
    Alchemy storage found:
    Salt: 2/4

    I insert my huge whipped cream cannon into the cookie smoothly.. and...

    PSSHSHHHHHHT!

    +10 deliciousness.
    ~Notes~
    The cookie rumbles and grows to the size of a pizza! +5 deliciousness
    ~Passive gains~
    Deliciousness Bonus: 13 $units$
    ~Alchemy~
    Fire: 1/1, Water: 1/1, Air: 0/1, Earth: 1/1, Salt 2/4.

    No alchemy tools yet.
    ~Totals~
    Deliciousness: 53
    Nutrition: 15
    Money: 170 ($units$)
    Size of a pizza
    Deliciousness rating: Great (13 $units$/round)
    Post edited by QuentinPlaysMC on
    why are you here? why am I here? were we created in the same way that we created them?
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I put another huge cannon, but instead of whipped cream...

    FSSHSHHHHHHHHT!

    (Yes, that’s the sound of flame)
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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  • QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Member Posts: 799 ✭✭✭

    I put another huge cannon, but instead of whipped cream...


    FSSHSHHHHHHHHT!

    (Yes, that’s the sound of flame)
    warm cookies are best cookies
    -1 fire element
    +5 deliciousness
    -50 $units$ (purchase of canon)
    ~Passive gains~
    Deliciousness Bonus: 13 $units$
    ~Alchemy~
    Fire: 0/1, Water: 1/1, Air: 0/1, Earth: 1/1, Salt 2/4.

    No alchemy tools yet.
    ~Totals~
    Deliciousness: 58
    Money: 133 ($units$)
    Size of a pizza
    Deliciousness rating: Great (13 $units$/round) (next: 100)
    why are you here? why am I here? were we created in the same way that we created them?
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Now a third cannon inserted...

    WOOOOOOSH!

    (aaaaand that’s water)
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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  • diamondkfcdiamondkfc Member Posts: 26 ✭✭
    put the fourth cannon in
    *rumbling noises*
    (that was earth, now we just need to waste all our salt)
  • QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Member Posts: 799 ✭✭✭
    edited June 26

    Now a third cannon inserted...

    WOOOOOOSH!

    (aaaaand that’s water)
    It's soggy now.
    -5 deliciousness
    -1 water element

    put the fourth cannon in
    *rumbling noises*
    (that was earth, now we just need to waste all our salt)

    Crunchy
    +5 deliciousness.
    -1 earth element
    (I would not reccomend using the salt element direcltly as an ingredient, that's alchemic salt, way stronger than regular old table salt.)
    ~notes~
    A figure steps out of the shadows, the same one from this:

    A figure steps out of the shadows. "So I see you've been searching for alchemy resources, I can sell you some that I find, you will need your own storage for them. I can also sell you a resource mixer for 500 $units$."

    "I see you've been putting your alchemy resources directly into the cookie, I wouldn't recommend that. Instead, wait until you have a way to forge magical ingredients, perhaps if this cookie grows again, you may find a way to do such a thing."
    ~Passive gains~
    Deliciousness Bonus: 13 $units$
    ~Alchemy~
    Fire: 0/1, Water: 0/1, Air: 0/1, Earth: 0/1, Salt 2/4.

    No alchemy tools yet.
    ~Totals~
    Deliciousness: 58
    Money: 146 ($units$)
    Size of a pizza
    Deliciousness rating: Great (13 $units$/round) (next: 100)
    why are you here? why am I here? were we created in the same way that we created them?
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I look into the hole I made, and start throwing table salt bombs inside
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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  • diamondkfcdiamondkfc Member Posts: 26 ✭✭
    Buy huge amounts of chocolate (like half the weight of the cookie, and mix it into the batter so it is 1/3 chocolate
  • QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Member Posts: 799 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2

    I look into the hole I made, and start throwing table salt bombs inside

    the cookie is now 50% salt
    -10 deliciousness
    -1 Salt element

    Buy huge amounts of chocolate (like half the weight of the cookie, and mix it into the batter so it is 1/3 chocolate

    Yum, chocolate!
    and it hides the flavor of the salt.
    +20 deliciousness
    ~Passive gains~
    Deliciousness Bonus: 13 $units$
    ~Alchemy~
    Fire: 0/1, Water: 0/1, Air: 0/1, Earth: 0/1, Salt 1/4.

    No alchemy tools yet.
    ~Totals~
    Deliciousness: 68
    Money: 159 ($units$)
    Nutrition: 15
    Size of a pizza (next: 150)
    Deliciousness rating: Great (13 $units$/round) (next: 100)
    (Just a note, you are allowed do an action (Like searching for an alchemy ingredient or purchasing a magical item from the shady figure) and add an ingredient to the cookie in the same turn)
    Post edited by QuentinPlaysMC on
    why are you here? why am I here? were we created in the same way that we created them?
  • diamondkfcdiamondkfc Member Posts: 26 ✭✭
    Buy 159$ worth of corn syrup, preservatives, and coloring into the cookie to make it McDonald's TM
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I throw more table salt bombs
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
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  • QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Member Posts: 799 ✭✭✭

    Buy 159$ worth of corn syrup, preservatives, and coloring into the cookie to make it McDonald's TM

    The cookie is now much sweeter and more flavorful.
    -159 $units$
    +200 Deliciousness
    -5 nutrition

    I throw more table salt bombs

    Table salt's not quite as strong as Alchemic salt, but it's still too much salt.
    -5 deliciousness

    ~Notes~
    The cookie grows again, to the size of a coffee table!
    As it's growing, a book is shot out of it. (ALCHEMAPEDIA UNLOCKED)
    ~Passive gains~
    Deliciousness Bonus: 40 $units$
    ~Alchemy~
    Fire: 0/1 "Keeps thing warmer for very long periods of time, and can heat things up, works well with warm ingredients", Water: 0/1 "It makes things wetter", Air: 0/1 "Ensures that dry ingredients stay dry. Also tastes vagluey minty, for whatever reason", Earth: 0/1 "Crunchy and tough, good for harder ingredients", Salt 1/4 "Intensifies or dulls down another alchemy resource, depending on how it's combinded".

    -Alchemy tools-
    alchemapedia: shows information on acquired elements.
    ~Totals~
    Deliciousness: 263
    Money: 40 ($units$)
    Nutrition: 10
    Size of a coffee table (next: 500)
    Deliciousness rating: Amazing (40 $units$/round) (next: 300)
    why are you here? why am I here? were we created in the same way that we created them?
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    More table salt bombs
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
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  • diamondkfcdiamondkfc Member Posts: 26 ✭✭
    Look for alchemy stuff
    Also make the cookie completely vegan because it's apparently healthy
  • QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Member Posts: 799 ✭✭✭

    More table salt bombs

    -10 deliciousness

    Look for alchemy stuff
    Also make the cookie completely vegan because it's apparently healthy

    Good for nutrition, doesn't taste as good as common ingredients, though.
    +5 nutrition
    -5 deliciousness
    ~Notes~
    No new notes
    ~Passive gains~
    Deliciousness Bonus: 40 $units$
    ~Alchemy~
    Fire: 0/1 "Keeps thing warmer for very long periods of time, and can heat things up, works well with warm ingredients", Water: 0/1 "It makes things wetter", Air: 0/1 "Ensures that dry ingredients stay dry. Also tastes vagluey minty, for whatever reason", Earth: 0/1 "Crunchy and tough, good for harder ingredients", Salt 1/4 "Intensifies or dulls down another alchemy resource, depending on how it's combinded".

    -Alchemy tools-
    alchemapedia: shows information on acquired elements.
    ~Totals~
    Deliciousness: 238
    Money: 80 ($units$)
    Nutrition: 15
    Size of a coffee table (next: 500)
    Deliciousness rating: Amazing (40 $units$/round) (next: 300)

    (I'm going to start ignoring intentional attempts to decrease deliciousness.)
    why are you here? why am I here? were we created in the same way that we created them?
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 8
    ALCHEMIC SALT! (Aren’t we supposed to bring all that stuff to 0?)
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
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