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Destroy the Colored Cubes!

MathCookieMathCookie Member Posts: 286 ✭✭
A mysterious red cube appears. It seems to have sinister intentions. You should probably destroy it...

Red Cube HP: 100/100

(Note: This isn’t gonna turn into something like Legend of the Colored Cubes. Destroying the Cubes will always be the main goal. There will be other things that get added over time, but the cube destruction won’t go away)
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  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,345 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Don red-tinted glasses and glare at the cube.

  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 978 ✭✭✭
    Green cannon
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 698 ✭✭
    Hydro Pump!
    Relationship Status: 30i (Imaginary)
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭
    smash it with a pickaxe made of unobtanium (look up what it does)
    cease your tomfoolery

  • texanrattlertexanrattler Member Posts: 429 ✭✭
    squirt it with water
  • MathCookieMathCookie Member Posts: 286 ✭✭
    edited March 21
    @Vini the cube is slightly intimidated. 1 damage
    @iceklaus ooh using complementaries. 4 damage
    @Scribblium It’s super effective! 5 damage
    @Lava_Entity Normally any Pickaxes would break upon contact with the cube, but unobtanium really can’t break. 3 damage
    @texanrattler The cube won’t fall for the same trick twice, and blocks your water with a lava shield. A bit still hits it though, and does 1 damage.

    Red Cube: So, you’ve decided to fight me? BRING IT ON.

    The Red Cube launches lava all over the ground. You might want to get off the ground... quickly...

    Red Cube HP: 86/100
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  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 978 ✭✭✭
    go up to a hidden rooftop

    start summoning... something

    drawing weird stuff on the ground 1/3
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 698 ✭✭
    iceklaus said:

    go up to a hidden rooftop

    start summoning... something

    drawing weird stuff on the ground 1/3

    drawing *coughing*

    Scribcopter (1/2)
    I teleport into the helicopter and the missile launchers turn blue
    ATTACK: STONE SHARDS
    Relationship Status: 30i (Imaginary)
  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,345 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wow... It's been, what? Nine years since I last played "The floor is lava"?
    I know I only survived because I've always had my trusty boat-couch.

    So I do just that. Ride my trusty boat-couch. I also throw the pads at the cube.

  • texanrattlertexanrattler Member Posts: 429 ✭✭
    give it a chill pill and hop on the couch
  • MathCookieMathCookie Member Posts: 286 ✭✭
    @iceklaus Doing a little doodle
    @Scribblium The shards scrape the cube a little. 3 damage
    @Vini The pads hit the cube and do 1 damage... then they fall into and burn in the lava. The couch can’t hold itself up without the pads, and it begins to sink.
    @texanrattler Red Cube: I WILL NEVER CALM DOWN! FACE MY WRATH!

    The Red Cube summons some knives, then throws them at the Scribcopter.

    Red Cube HP: 82/100
  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 978 ✭✭✭
    summoning... something

    chanting giberish 2/3
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭
    i don’t nomally use ice attacks......


    but when i do...



    bury the box in five feet of solid ice
    cease your tomfoolery

  • SinkingSailorSinkingSailor Member Posts: 71 ✭✭
    "red cube more like red newb"

    Comes up in a metal boat. "hope on before ye die"

    I also send out popular game character to attack the cube
    back off i'll take you on

    back off i'll take on anyone
  • texanrattlertexanrattler Member Posts: 429 ✭✭
    iceberg rain
  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,345 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What? How is it sinking? Couch is less dense than lava. I could work with it burning, it has Obamacare. But sinking?
    Oh, I know what you're gonna say. "Trump got rid of Obamacare", yadda yadda yadda.

    See, the thing is this is a time-traveling boat-couch.
    No, it doesn't travel through time. It sails. Perpetually anchored to any point in time it has ever been, and will ever be.

    Which is to say, it's too damn powerful to just let be destroyed by some pathetic lava. I send it away and hop onto S.S. Boat.
    (get it? ss? steam ship, sinking sailor?
    ...i'll see myself out)

    But not before firing its cannons, if it has any.

  • MathCookieMathCookie Member Posts: 286 ✭✭
    edited March 21
    @iceklaus hrhwirhsif boah
    @Lava_Entity The ice and lava collide, causing the cube to be damaged because reasons (the lava still survives tho) 6 damage
    @SinkingSailor The game character wheel spins... and chooses Kirby. Kirby appears and tries to eat the cube. He’s successful, for about 10 seconds, before the cube escapes. The cube did, however, take 5 damage while in Kirby’s stomach.
    @texanrattler The lava is cut in half. The cube also takes 2 damage. Also, you were sent away on the couch- so you gotta get back to where the others are now
    @Vini cannons fire! BOOM 3 damage. Your couch did take some fire burns, but since it has Obamacare it’s fine (In the universe of the Colored Cubes Trump lost)

    Battle Tip: You can analyze Enemies to get some info on them instead of attacking.

    Red Cube HP: 66/100

    The Red Cube begins charging up for something...
    (1/2)
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭
    sheilding devooce

    YEAT
    cease your tomfoolery

  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 978 ✭✭✭
    Sacrificing self-aware lemmings

    Summoning complete! 3/3

    Elsa the ice princess lets it go and make it freeeeze
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 698 ✭✭
    edited March 22
    Scribcopter (2/2)
    A huge boulder, followed by incessant stone shards comes from the helicopter, before it disappears and I jump into the Scribyacht.

    "D̸i̥̥̼̤̎ͮ͞s̱̝ͤͩͬ͢͝҉͂ͬ̈g̃ͨ҉̱ư͕̟̟̹ͮͣͨ̓ͨ͛ͧ̾҉̞s̥͔̠̀͗ţ̷̶̶͓͉̌̅̃̚͠͠į̜̭̗̜̄̑n̩̗͍̲̱̠ͮ̉̆̋̀̊̒̅g͚̹ ̢͕̗̓̅̂̓͌͞͏̹f̷̴̢͌͐͋͠a̛͔͂͋̌i̡͍̖̭ͯͭ̀̉̌̈́̈͋ͅl̶͓̼̗ͥ͒̇̓̆̈ͦ̉ͬ͟͟ͅų̭͉̰̻ṛ̴̰͕̯̟̣̳̱̹͌͊̏͢e͜ f̵̝̜̠̤̮̟̗ͩ̍̀͆͌o̵̷̬̩͔͍̦͑͋̔ͧͮ͑́̕ŗ̸̵͈͓͒͌͂̆ ̵̨̺̄ͯͩͥ̊ͩ͒a̶̧̝̲ͧ̈́ͦ̈n̻͇̭̉̐ ̵̔e̵̡̪͚͊̑ͧͩ͌ͣn̛͈͚͙̹̍́̏ͮ́ę̇̉ͤ̋m͆҉̴͓̗̽͋̉̍͒͝ty̸̴ͣͦ. ̪A̸͌̐̅͢n̦̱̺̩̦̐ͣ̓ý͏͖̮̗̫͇̾ͩ̆̑̊͐̐̓ẃ͌̍͜a̷͚ͮ̓͘y̷̫̠̎̂ͦ̀ͣͭ̓͠s̠̰͖͍̏̓ͧ́ͬ͑̿͞,̸̸̢̧̗̘̠ͪ̏͌͌ͥ́̄͘͜͡͡ ͫ̐ͬ͑͗҉y͛͊o̖̦͈͙̰̓ͥ̒́̽͌u̴͇̹̒͛͟͝ ̳̬ͮ̂w̴̸̶̧̧̳̠̺͋̊̐͢į̶͉̘͓̻ͯ̌̈́ͮͥ͛͆͘͡͞l̛̘͖̄͛̽̚͝ļ̷̸̟͔̟̼͛͛ ͕̇ͩḑi̴̹̲̭̠͇̳̿͒̔̒͡e͚ͅ ͯw͕̜̼ͮͮ̐ͯ̈́̎ͬͣ̅͟į̸̙͔̐̌̄ţ̘͚̩͕̱̘̱ͦͭͣͣ͠ḧ̺̞̘ͯ͘ ̘͕t̫̳̐̔͐h͎̖͙̼̤̀ͥ̐ͨ̀̀͆͡e̴̦͙͍̐͌̽ͬ ̼̔ͯṟ̶̨̠̼͖̱̖̂̌̓́̉҉ę̶̛̱̳̦̈́̈̒͑̌̕ş̵̰̬ͫ́̄ͣ͞t̬̝͏ ̷̼͇͞o͕̜̜͔̦̓͊̈͆̆̽̍f̵̧̬̰̙̱͊͒ͦͯͬ͐͜ͅ ͏͍͈̪̥̂̊ͬy̤̰ͣͧͫͮ̆̄͋̓ͯ͝o̸͖̣̿̾͒ͩ̂҉̶̥͖̀ͭ͢u̗̿ͭ̀ͩ̕r̵̵̴̹͖̲̺ͭ̆̌͋͂͌ͧ ̹̳̥̟̰̼̗̪́̽̌ͭ̀̃͜͢͝ķ̷̟͈͕̹͒ͪ͆͐i̯n̵̳̥ͮ̒̒̉͢d̘̹́ͤ̎ͯͦͩ͊͗"
    Relationship Status: 30i (Imaginary)
  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,345 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Meticulously examine the cube for any imperfections it may have.
    If it's so brazen as to call itself a cube, it better either be made of six perfect squares or have the stolidity to live with the shame of being an irregular solid.

  • MathCookieMathCookie Member Posts: 286 ✭✭
    @Lava_Entity you have been shielded
    @iceklaus A massive storm of ice freezes the cube’s heart (if it has one) before Elsa dissapears. 18 damage
    @Scribblium The boulder lands in the lava and starts rolling towards the cube, the lava hardening into more rock thanks to leftover ice from Elsa. The rock crashes into the cube, dealing 8 damage. The lava has been reduced, as well.
    @Vini Your examination reveals that one of the six squares isn’t quite a perfect square. The cube feels sudden shame, and takes 6 damage. Your action also counted as an Analyzation, so here’s some info on the Red Cube:
    The Red Cube is the entrance guardian of Cube Fortress. It’s very angry, and has murderous tendencies. It will occasionally erupt in anger, spreading lava all over. In addition to being the weakest of the Cubes, it’s actually not a perfect Cube- a fact which angers it further. If someone finds out it’s not a perfect Cube, the Red Cube is more likely to attack that person out of rage.
    Kirby inhales some of the lava and gains the fire ability, then breathes fire at the Red Cube. 2 damage.

    Red Cube HP: 32/100

    Red Cube: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!


    The Red Cube summons more knives, then uses the remaining lava to make them flaming knives. The knives are shot at the S.S Boat (since it has the most people on it) and the knives make a large dent in the boat. However, there isn’t any more lava, so the ground is safe again.

    Battle Tip: In addition to attacking and Analyzing, you can do other actions as well, such as exploring or trying to start an event.
  • texanrattlertexanrattler Member Posts: 429 ✭✭
    I return! with more icebergs and a hot air balloon
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 698 ✭✭
    edited March 22
    Scribyacht starts slightly hovering, causing it to change forms back to a Scribcopter. "Y̶̨̭͍̱̭͓̹̊ͨ́ͥ͐҉̭̄̍͋ó̡̘̜̫͙̲̈̇̀ͧ̕̚͏̦̒̑ͭu̝͍̠ͭ̽͊̈́̔͗ ̣͚̓ȃ̡͙̬͕̣̅̈́͐͛r̵̖̘̗͍̻͗̎̂̄ͯ̏̓̆̔̎̈́͑͝͝e̸̐͊̌́͠n̢̟̜̮̞͓̻̙͉̅ͭͦͤ͂ͩt̶͉̯̆̂͋̏͜ ̺̋͊ȩ̷̰̼̣͈̾̈̑̚͢v͕͉̤͊͋͊ͭ͟ę̛͖͖͗ͣ̅̄͒ͧͨ҉͂n̶̤ ͖̳͖ͧ͋a͍͉̭̜ͥ̃͋͑́͑͋ͦ̓ͥ ̹̫ͣr̘͗ͦ҉̸͍̹̻̳̋ͬ́̈ẻ̢̙ͧ͛͋ͫ̔̕͝a̜̻͛͆͌̓҉͙͑̅l̰͇͍ͬ̂ͬͥ͒̈ͤ̾̕͜ ̩͓ͭ͞c͙̣̊ͩ̃͝ǘ̝̰̜̖̓ͮ̿͌͘b͕̪͚͉̺̐ͪ̅͛̽̆ͩ̐͑͢͢e̺̠̟ͮͮͬ.͓̹͕ͩͯͪ̓͢" Two stone stalactites fall on the cube
    Relationship Status: 30i (Imaginary)
  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,345 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Holy Dooley! The cube just bore a hole in a metal boat with knives!
    Granted, blazing knives, but still. That ain't anything to sneeze at.

    Grab a shiny, brand new construction hammer to quickly assault the cube with, then back off, giving the hammer to Kirby.
    Preferably, I'll also stay away from Scrib, because it seems like he'll be the cube's new target.

  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭
    plow into the box with a snow plow
    cease your tomfoolery

  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 978 ✭✭✭
    chromatic gun: cyan beam
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • MathCookieMathCookie Member Posts: 286 ✭✭
    edited March 22
    @texanrattler the cube is beginning to resist ice... Anyways, the icebergs and hot-air balloon crash into the cube, dealing 4 damage.
    @Scribblium The stalactites poke holes in the cube, hurting it greatly. 8 damage.
    @Vini The hammers drive the stalactites in further, dealing another 8 damage.
    @Lava_Entity The snow plow gets rid of any ice on the field, then smashes into the cube, dealing 3 damage.
    @iceklaus Another complementary attack, this time RGB complementary... the Beam blasts the cube, doing 5 damage.

    Kirby discards his fire ability and gains the Hammer ability from Vini’s Hammer, then smashes the cube, dealing... well above 4 damage, so...

    Red Cube HP: 0/100

    Red Cube: I’M... NOT... DONE.. YET!

    As a last-ditch Attack, the Red Cube takes control of the stalactites, lights them on fire, and launches them straight at the Scribcopter.

    Red Cube: I... am not the only cube... you will face much more powerful... Cubes... now... enter the Cube Fortress... and you shall meet your doom soon enough... ded

    Red Cube Defeated!
    The Red cube dropped 5 Red Squares And 1 Red Rectangle.

    Current Item Stash:
    Red Square x5
    Red Rectangle x1

    Battle Tip: Between each battle, you must do a bit of exploring to find where the next Cube is. While exploring, you may find other, non-major, Enemies.
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭
    scans area intently
    cease your tomfoolery

  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 978 ✭✭✭
    Well, I'm 8n a rooftop, doesn't hurt to look around, not too close from the edge thou, I'm afraid of heights.
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
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