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Destroy The Glitch

SinkingSailorSinkingSailor Member Posts: 71 ✭✭
edited March 4 in Playground
There's a glitch in the space-time continuum. It will tear the world apart if it isn't destroyed. (I mean it probably won't but still.)

The Glitch: 9999/9999 HP
back off i'll take you on

back off i'll take on anyone
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  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭
    Try to see if I can fly a large spaceship called the 'USS Callister' into the glitch.
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  • SinkingSailorSinkingSailor Member Posts: 71 ✭✭
    Lefian said:

    Try to see if I can fly a large spaceship called the 'USS Callister' into the glitch.

    The Glitch eats it. It explodes inside the glitch.

    -100 Glitch HP

    The Glitch 9899/9999
    back off i'll take you on

    back off i'll take on anyone
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭
    Wowie.

    Send several hundred greetings cards into the glitch. If it doesn't respond in any way, hopefully the small C4 charges I taped to each one will detonate inside.
    mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • SinkingSailorSinkingSailor Member Posts: 71 ✭✭
    Lefian said:

    Wowie.

    Send several hundred greetings cards into the glitch. If it doesn't respond in any way, hopefully the small C4 charges I taped to each one will detonate inside.

    The Glitch takes the cards and reads them. they blow up. The Glitch is now resistant to explosions.

    -100 Glitch HP

    The Glitch 9799/9999
    back off i'll take you on

    back off i'll take on anyone
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 760 ✭✭
    Bazooka!
    what do i put here
    i bought a fountain pen (lamy safari)
    it's nice.
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭
    Hmmm...

    I get my mom to scold the glitch for being such an inconvenience, before sending a small army of robots to fire lasers at the glitch.
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,214 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I backflip and kick a sword into the glitch’s large in-testings (because glitch, duh.)
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • SinkingSailorSinkingSailor Member Posts: 71 ✭✭

    Bazooka!

    Kablooey.
    -50 HP.
    Lefian said:

    Hmmm...

    I get my mom to scold the glitch for being such an inconvenience, before sending a small army of robots to fire lasers at the glitch.

    The Glitch gets sad, and apologizes. Then gets surprisingly bombarded by laser fire.
    -300 HP

    I backflip and kick a sword into the glitch’s large in-testings (because glitch, duh.)

    Sick moves, bruh. The Glitch gets a sword impaled inside it.
    Bleed! -100 HP for 3 turns.

    i throw a dildo that turns into lots of dildo's into the glitch.

    Here's a shocker, that did nothing!

    -50, -300, -100 = -450 HP
    The Glitch: 9349/9999
    (Bleed: -100 HP for 3 turns.)
    back off i'll take you on

    back off i'll take on anyone
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 760 ✭✭
    I create a scythe.
    "Did you know: I AM GOD"
    (1/10)
    what do i put here
    i bought a fountain pen (lamy safari)
    it's nice.
  • texanrattlertexanrattler Member Posts: 429 ✭✭
    black hole grenade!
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,214 ✭✭✭✭✭
    لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • SinkingSailorSinkingSailor Member Posts: 71 ✭✭

    I create a scythe.
    "Did you know: I AM GOD"
    (1/10)

    The Glitch isn't intimidated at your attempts to be something significantly lesser than it.

    i start fus-ro-dah...ing (is that ever a word?) the glitch

    The Glitch can't be moved, atleast not by magic shouting.

    black hole grenade!

    The grenade goes inside The Glitch, Making The Glitch close on itself, severely hurting it.
    -500 HP

    -500 = -500 HP (duh)

    The Glitch: 8849/9999 HP
    back off i'll take you on

    back off i'll take on anyone
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 760 ✭✭
    Twelve scythes spawn around the glitch
    (2/10)
    what do i put here
    i bought a fountain pen (lamy safari)
    it's nice.
  • texanrattlertexanrattler Member Posts: 429 ✭✭
    grandma attack!
  • SinkingSailorSinkingSailor Member Posts: 71 ✭✭
    TLGa2007 said:

    Delete he!

    The Glitch is deleted. A new one spawns, with almost the same properties as the last.
    -250 HP

    Twelve scythes spawn around the glitch
    (2/10)

    The Glitch has yet to be intimidated.

    grandma attack!

    The Glitch absorbs the grandma. It now likes baked goods, especially cookies. And taking over the world with an army of grandmas.

    starts smacking the glitch with....BLACK HOLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    oh and also homosexual people. black holes and homosexual people.

    The Glitch isn't phased by the black holes. The Glitch appears to be its own small realm, which can still be hurt by physical attacks for whatever reason. The homosexual people caught it off guard, though.
    -150 HP

    The Glitch decides to spice things up. First of all, The Glitch gives you, "DashNet", a generic HP bar. It also creates minions that will tank all the damage for The Glitch unless killed.

    -250, -150 HP = -400 HP to The Glitch.

    You:
    DashNet: 5000/5000 HP
    Your Minions:
    It's pretty empty here...

    Boss:
    The Glitch: 8449/9999 HP.
    Minions:
    [Tank] Cool Dude: 500/500 HP
    [Tank] Swood Guy: 500/500 HP
    back off i'll take you on

    back off i'll take on anyone
  • texanrattlertexanrattler Member Posts: 429 ✭✭
    I summon the un-openable box mech to fight with us!
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 760 ✭✭
    (3/10) The scythes start radiating http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Fear_Gas
    what do i put here
    i bought a fountain pen (lamy safari)
    it's nice.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,214 ✭✭✭✭✭

    لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗

    Why am I ignored
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • SinkingSailorSinkingSailor Member Posts: 71 ✭✭

    I summon the un-openable box mech to fight with us!

    A giant box mech appears! It is openable though. Nerfing and all that.

    absorbs the minions and then insults the glitch for creating minions

    The Glitch shows no anger at the insult. You do successfully partially absorb it's minons, though.
    -200 HP to both minions!
    +100 Stored HP. (Stored HP is HP you can use any time, but only in life or death situations. It's capped at 1000."

    (3/10) The scythes start radiating http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Fear_Gas

    The Glitch catches a whiff of the fear gas. It converts the effects into damag- ouch.
    -500 HP to The Glitch,
    -500 HP to the Minions!
    (Originally -1000 HP, but the minions blocked half.)

    لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗

    Why am I ignored
    Sorry :p
    The Glitch communicates back!
    "Я не уверен в ваших попытках связаться со мной."

    The Glitch sends out missiles, and attacks.
    -200 HP to DashNet.

    -500 HP to the glitch.
    -200 + -500 HP = -700 HP to the minions! They dead.
    -200 HP to DashNet.

    You:
    DashNet: 4800/5000
    Your Minions:
    The Openable Box Mech: 1000/1000 HP (-100 HP Until destroyed.

    Boss:
    The Glitch: 7,949/9999
    Boss Minions:
    Cool Dude: DEAD
    Swood Guy: DEAD
    back off i'll take you on

    back off i'll take on anyone
  • texanrattlertexanrattler Member Posts: 429 ✭✭
    i summon the bunny launcher! it shoots rabid rabbits!
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 760 ✭✭
    (4/10) The scythes absorb the Fear Gas and attack the glitch
    what do i put here
    i bought a fountain pen (lamy safari)
    it's nice.
  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭
    Anti-crossover EMP cannon
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,214 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 17
    I install another malware into the thread
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • SinkingSailorSinkingSailor Member Posts: 71 ✭✭

    i summon the bunny launcher! it shoots rabid rabbits!

    ERROR: CANNOT MAKE MORE THAN ONE MINION WITHOUT CHARGE

    ABSORB.

    The Glitch is ABSORBED. It comes back.
    -300 Glitch HP

    (4/10) The scythes absorb the Fear Gas and attack the glitch

    The Glitch is battered by scythes, but has gained a resistance to them.
    -500 Glitch HP
    iceklaus said:

    Anti-crossover EMP cannon

    (This attack sounds like its supposed to be against DashNet considering the mech, but please specify, or the attacks will go against the Glitch.)
    The Glitch isn't a crossover, but the EMP cannon hurts it quite a bit.
    -500 Glitch HP

    I install another malware into the thread

    The malware ends up HEALING the glitch... I mean, it's name is the GLITCH, not The glitch-but-its-just-a-ripple-in-time-and-space-and-it's-name-is-just-there-to-sound-cool.
    +300 Glitch HP

    The Glitch sends out a DISORIENTATION ATTACK! Now there is a 50/50 chance your attacks will MISS!

    -300, -500, -500, +300 HP = -1000 Glitch HP

    (PLUG FOR MY NEW FORUM GAME COFF COFF: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/comment/408248

    Boss:
    The Glitch: 6949/9999

    You:
    DashNet: 4800/5000 (Disorientated: 50/50 Chance for missed attacks. Does not apply to charged attacks. 3 Turns.)
    back off i'll take you on

    back off i'll take on anyone
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