Yeah, i know. Sadly, there was no way out of this one. But the entire thing is in the above link, so check it out!
"The only way that this could be any better would be with a tale of tragic childhood love on top!" "Is... is this a jab at traditional schooling?" "...that was so bloody suave it shocked even the audience." "That day, the line was crossed. Tears were shed across the world over a bloody haircut." "I WISH THE SPOILER FLOW WOULD JUST STAAAHP"