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Attack the Realm!

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  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
    Add a crap-ton of lines, splaying outwards into the realm.

    (3/3)

    I activate a large electric discharge.
    cease your tomfoolery

  • ScribbliumScribblium Posts: 772Member ✭✭
    pickaxes are coooooooool (2/2)
    what do i put here
    i bought a fountain pen (lamy safari)
    it's nice.
  • BonkersTheBucketBonkersTheBucket Posts: 137Member ✭✭
    Attack 4:
    iceklaus said:

    Load a gattling gun with 2320 sodium shells and then, well, unload it.

    Oh. . . ok?
    +1 Boop
    Lefian said:

    I forge a sort of cannon that shoots heavy lead battering rams into the realm every few minutes. 1/4(?)

    Keep Working on it!

    Add a crap-ton of lines, splaying outwards into the realm.

    (3/3)

    I activate a large electric discharge.

    ZaP
    -650 Realm HP (Lingers)

    pickaxes are coooooooool (2/2)

    MINING DIAAAMOONNDSSS
    -500 Realm HP (Lingers)

    Viking Army: -400 Realm HP
    Heater Damage: -50 Realm HP
    Heater Repairs: (0/4)

    The two snowmen soldiers finished their new snowman soldier. They also start to rework the heater to make it produce coldness. Stop them! Repair the heater, attack the snowmen!

    Realm HP: 5,300 - 1,600 = 3,700 / 8,500
    Snowman Soldier Vincent HP: 750 / 750
    Snowman Soldier Filio HP: 750 / 750
    Snowman Soldier Greg HP: 750 / 750

    Boops: 1?
    Maybe collect more boops, maybe they do something. . . but, how do you collect them? Hmmm. . .
    the one who gives AI inspiration
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭
    I continue working on my dildo machine battering ram. 2/4.
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  • ScribbliumScribblium Posts: 772Member ✭✭
    Gimme my fucking heater back (1/3)
    what do i put here
    i bought a fountain pen (lamy safari)
    it's nice.
  • iceklausiceklaus Posts: 1,195Member ✭✭✭
    but but.... the sodium reacts to the water in the ice... well... ok ;..-[

    unload 5 napalm granade launchers at the soldiers
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
    fire high energy heat discharges
    cease your tomfoolery

  • BonkersTheBucketBonkersTheBucket Posts: 137Member ✭✭
    Attack 5:
    Lefian said:

    I continue working on my dildo machine battering ram. 2/4.

    Dat wil be a gud destroy

    Gimme my fucking heater back (1/3)

    [its 1/4 matie] The heater is now working better now, still needs more repairs though.
    iceklaus said:

    but but.... the sodium reacts to the water in the ice... well... ok ;..-[

    unload 5 napalm granade launchers at the soldiers

    Toasty Snow.
    -350 Snowman all Snowman Soldiers HP

    fire high energy heat discharges

    Ice is melting! ! !
    -500 Realm HP

    Viking Army: -325 Realm HP
    Heater Damage: -125 Realm HP
    Heater Repairs: 1/4
    Global Warming: -75 Realm HP, -50 Snowman Soldiers HP
    Pick-axe: 425 Realm HP

    The snowmen soldiers are getting closer to reworking the heater to make it a Cooler. STOP THEM! REPAIR THE HEATER BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

    Realm HP: 3,700 - 1,550 = 2,150 / 8,500
    Snowman Soldier Vincent HP: 750 - 400 = 350 / 750
    Snowman Soldier Filio HP: 750 - 400 = 350 / 750
    Snowman Soldier Greg HP: 750 - 400 = 350 / 750

    Boops: 1?
    Hmm, maybe boops can be used for something. Try to find more.
    the one who gives AI inspiration
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
    Repair the heater, while eating the snowman’s noses.
    cease your tomfoolery

  • iceklausiceklaus Posts: 1,195Member ✭✭✭
    assemble shotgun auto-turrets around the heater, armed with dragon-breath shells, a lot of them.
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭
    Lead batteries manufactured, shooty systems in place...
    3/4
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  • ScribbliumScribblium Posts: 772Member ✭✭
    edited February 2018
    Don't you fucking take my heater (3/4) (Thanks lava and iceklaus)
    what do i put here
    i bought a fountain pen (lamy safari)
    it's nice.
  • BonkersTheBucketBonkersTheBucket Posts: 137Member ✭✭
    Attack 6:

    Repair the heater, while eating the snowman’s noses.

    -50 Snowman soldier HP. Heater is more productive now!
    iceklaus said:

    assemble shotgun auto-turrets around the heater, armed with dragon-breath shells, a lot of them.

    The heater is now really hot. Heater is more effective!
    Lefian said:

    Lead batteries manufactured, shooty systems in place...
    3/4

    Battering ram almost finished. Realm will have a bad time.

    Don't you fucking take my heater (3/4) (Thanks lava and iceklaus)

    [you miscounted. its 4/4.] Heater repaired! It's effectiveness is even stronger than before!

    Viking Army: -250 Realm HP
    Heater Damage: -750 Realm HP
    Global Warming: -100 Realm HP, -50 Snowman HP
    Pick-axe: -350 Realm HP

    Realm HP: 1,550 - 1,450 = 100 / 8,500
    Snowman Soldier Vincent HP: 350 - 100 = 250 / 750
    Snowman Soldier Filio HP: 350 - 100 = 250 / 750
    Snowman Soldier Greg HP: 350 - 100 = 250 / 750

    +1 Boop; Teamwork makes the realms sad.
    Boops: 2
    Boops are collected from doing silly things and helping each other. Wonder what they could be used for. . .
    the one who gives AI inspiration
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
    nuke the realm
    cease your tomfoolery

  • iceklausiceklaus Posts: 1,195Member ✭✭✭
    start research of re-engineering heater for future purposes: 1/2
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭
    f u n k looks like I was a little late. At least I can (hopefully) keep the ramming device for later realms.
    4/4 Completicus! Batter away, battering boi!
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  • BonkersTheBucketBonkersTheBucket Posts: 137Member ✭✭
    Attack 7:

    nuke the realm

    -700 Realm HP
    iceklaus said:

    start research of re-engineering heater for future purposes: 1/2

    Hmmm. . . this seems like a good idea.

    Viking Army: -200 Realm HP
    Heater Damage: -650 Realm HP
    Global Warming: -100 Realm HP, -50 Snowman HP
    Pick-axe: -300 Realm HP

    Realm HP: 100 - 2,100 = -2,000 / 8,500
    REALM IS DEAD

    Realm 6:
    Realm: The Dark Realm
    Difficulty: Easy (in "boss" terms)
    Description: A very dark room, only illuminated by torches, fires, and strange red lights. The dark realm is also known as the realm cruncher.
    Health: 10,000 / 10,000
    Weaknesses: Unknown
    Strengths: Unknown

    Dashnet's Health: 5,000

    NOTE: In some realm battles, Dashnet (you) have health. Healing can be done, however it doesn't work as good as attacks.
    the one who gives AI inspiration
  • BonkersTheBucketBonkersTheBucket Posts: 137Member ✭✭
    Lefian said:

    f u n k looks like I was a little late. At least I can (hopefully) keep the ramming device for later realms.
    4/4 Completicus! Batter away, battering boi!

    You commented that as soon as I commented the attack report. your batter ram will be used in the next attack. :)
    the one who gives AI inspiration
  • iceklausiceklaus Posts: 1,195Member ✭✭✭
    edited February 2018
    science!

    heater turned into super incandescent light beacon! 2/2
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭
    Can I do some researchings to increase healing capabilities?
    Perhaps I can use my battering ram as a surgical device.
    mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
    photon torpedo
    cease your tomfoolery

  • BonkersTheBucketBonkersTheBucket Posts: 137Member ✭✭
    Attack 1:
    iceklaus said:

    science!

    heater turned into super incandescent light beacon! 2/2

    Aahh! The light floods the realm and its less dark.
    -600 Realm HP (New Weakness Found: Light)
    Lefian said:

    Can I do some researchings to increase healing capabilities?
    Perhaps I can use my battering ram as a surgical device.

    Yes, but it may take some time.

    photon torpedo

    More light for the realm!
    -750 Realm HP
    Lefian said:

    f u n k looks like I was a little late. At least I can (hopefully) keep the ramming device for later realms.
    4/4 Completicus! Batter away, battering boi!

    -350 Realm HP (Lingers)

    In the light, strange shadow figures remain untouched. Light doesn't seem to effect them. The shadows attack you (dashnet)
    -150 Dashnet HP

    Realm HP: 10,000 - 1,700 = 8,300 / 10,000
    Shadow Figures HP: ??? / ???
    Dashnet HP: 5,000 - 150 = 4,850 / 5,000

    Boops: 2
    There seems to be a locked chest glowing in the dark part of the room. There must be someway to open it.
    the one who gives AI inspiration
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭
    Am fine with that;
    Research healing capabilities! 1/??
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  • iceklausiceklaus Posts: 1,195Member ✭✭✭
    Summon teenager girl's vampire popstar with extra glitter
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
    more photon torpedoes with spore detonations
    cease your tomfoolery

  • ScribbliumScribblium Posts: 772Member ✭✭
    Throw hot covfefe coffee at it.
    what do i put here
    i bought a fountain pen (lamy safari)
    it's nice.
  • BonkersTheBucketBonkersTheBucket Posts: 137Member ✭✭
    Attack 2:
    Lefian said:

    Am fine with that;
    Research healing capabilities! 1/??

    Healing Capabilities will be increased by 15% for every 3 productions. Remember, multiple peoples can work on the same thing.
    iceklaus said:

    Summon teenager girl's vampire popstar with extra glitter

    Vampires are a bit more of a dark side realm, so damage was reduced, The extra glitter however, helped increase the damage.
    -400 Realm HP, -100 Shadow HP

    more photon torpedoes with spore detonations

    So much LIGHT
    -850 Realm HP, -250 Shadow HP (REALM HAS BECAME MORE RESISTANT TO: Light)

    Throw hot covfefe coffee at it.

    Coffee Seems to be doing not much for the realm. . . (NEW RESISTANCE FOUND: Liquid)
    -50 Realm HP

    Battering Ram: -350 Realm HP

    The shadows darken some spots of the realm, including Dashnet.
    -250 Dashnet HP, +100 Realm HP

    Realm HP: 8,300 - 1,650 + 100 = 6,750 / 10,000
    Shadow HP: ??? - 350 = -350??? / ???
    Dashnet HP: 4,850 - 250 = 4,600 / 5,000

    Don't forget about the Chess! Try to open it. Also, you can use command "Analyze (object)" to get info on an object. Such as "Analyze Shadow"

    Boops: 2

    TIP: Teamwork helps! Doing combos with other players can increase total damage output and has a chance of earning Boops
    the one who gives AI inspiration
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
    dump lava, set realm on fire

    -LIGHT DAMAGE
    -FIRE DAMAGE
    cease your tomfoolery

  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭
    Stick MLP stickers to one of the battering rams before unleashing my behemoth upon the realm!
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  • ScribbliumScribblium Posts: 772Member ✭✭
    Photon blast (1/3)
    what do i put here
    i bought a fountain pen (lamy safari)
    it's nice.
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