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Attack the Realm!

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  • BonkersTheBucketBonkersTheBucket Posts: 137Member ✭✭
    Attack 3:

    fire a gigantic lazer from space

    The Lazer attacks the realm dealing great damage.
    -350 Realm HP
    iceklaus said:

    *starts a main character anime fight inside realm*

    Anime Fight distracts the realm, causing all attacks to deal extra damage

    “Realm-San, I will now-San finish-San you-San...”

    I burst off into space, charge my zuperblade and dash back on the realm, striking the earth with a great explosion that almost devours the entire area... but wait, that’s not all, I am still dashing within the realm! I keep going through.. going through... and get to the other side of the realm!

    “Now realm, you will break into tw...”
    “Aw damn 3 dimensional worlds.... well, I’m done anyways”

    The Realm has a huge hole in it.
    -500 Realm HP

    Realm HP: 700 - 850 * Anime Fight Realm Multiplier (1.5) = -575 / 5,000 HP
    Realm DESTROYED

    Realm 4:
    Realm: Water Realm
    Difficulty: Easy - Medium
    Description: A giant land of water and some islands fill up this realm
    Health: 7,000 / 7,000
    Weaknesses and Resistances: Resistant to Fire and explosions. Weak to: Sponges
    the one who gives AI inspiration
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    I put my Nut in the ocean and start vibrating...
    1/3
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • SphealSpheal Posts: 197Member ✭✭
    Go, spheals! DRINK UP ALL THE WATER
    spheals are round
    spheals are good
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭



    place sponges everywhere. Detonate sponge bombs that explode sponge. transform water into sponge. Make giant vacuums to succ water.
    cease your tomfoolery

  • BonkersTheBucketBonkersTheBucket Posts: 137Member ✭✭
    Attack 1:

    I put my Nut in the ocean and start vibrating...
    1/3

    Um... ok?
    -100 Realm HP (Increases per Round)
    Spheal said:

    Go, spheals! DRINK UP ALL THE WATER

    The Spheals love the water, but they couldn't complete the task of drinking all of it.
    -500 Realm HP


    place sponges everywhere. Detonate sponge bombs that explode sponge. transform water into sponge. Make giant vacuums to succ water.

    The water was too powerful to be transformed into a sponge, some vacuums were broke from overflow of water.
    -850 Realm HP

    Realm HP: 7,000 - 1,450 = 5,550 / 7,000

    TIP: Don't forget about the Islands, they are much less resistant to explosives as the water is.
    the one who gives AI inspiration
  • SphealSpheal Posts: 197Member ✭✭
    drink mor and roll around on the islands, shooting ice at trees
    spheals are round
    spheals are good
  • ScribbliumScribblium Posts: 772Member ✭✭
    (1/3) Heater being built
    what do i put here
    i bought a fountain pen (lamy safari)
    it's nice.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    Vibrating becomes hyper fast and the entire ocean starts vibrating, my Nut also shoots giant amounts of sperm....

    2/3
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
    turn several large islands into sponge.

    nuke the rest
    cease your tomfoolery

  • BonkersTheBucketBonkersTheBucket Posts: 137Member ✭✭
    Attack 2:
    Spheal said:

    drink mor and roll around on the islands, shooting ice at trees

    More water has been drunk, but now the ocean is more resistant to water being drank.
    -500 Realm HP

    Vibrating becomes hyper fast and the entire ocean starts vibrating, my Nut also shoots giant amounts of sperm....

    2/3

    Oh great. . .
    -250 Realm HP (increases per round, lingers)

    (1/3) Heater being built

    Heater will cause devastation on water! Keep building.

    turn several large islands into sponge.

    nuke the rest

    The islands turned into sponge suck up all the water around it, others that were too powerful to be turned into sponge were obliterated.
    -650 Realm HP

    Realm HP: 5,550 - 1,500 = 4,050 / 7,000 HP

    TIP: multiple players can work on the same build to make the production faster. eX:
    Person 1: I build some stuff 1/5
    Person 2: I help person 2 build that stuff 2/5
    the one who gives AI inspiration
  • ScribbliumScribblium Posts: 772Member ✭✭
    (2/3) Electrical components being put in
    what do i put here
    i bought a fountain pen (lamy safari)
    it's nice.
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
    spung everywhere
    cease your tomfoolery

  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    Suddenly, the entire ocean becomes sperm, and I shoot a giant burst that heats the ocean so much, all the fish in it die and half of the ocean evaporates
    3/3
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • iceklausiceklaus Posts: 1,195Member ✭✭✭
    build high waste producing ACME factory on realm
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • BonkersTheBucketBonkersTheBucket Posts: 137Member ✭✭
    Attack 3:

    (2/3) Electrical components being put in

    This heater would work great in defeating this realm. It appears to be almost finished!

    spung everywhere

    -350 Realm HP. Realm is now very resistant to sponge

    Suddenly, the entire ocean becomes sperm, and I shoot a giant burst that heats the ocean so much, all the fish in it die and half of the ocean evaporates
    3/3

    The realm should've surrendered as soon as they saw the NUT.
    -750 Realm HP
    iceklaus said:

    build high waste producing ACME factory on realm

    The water becomes polluted, oh no all the fish!
    -400 Realm HP

    Realm HP: 1,500 - 1,500 = 0 / 7,000
    REALM DESTROYED
    New Realm has appeared!
    Realm 5:
    Realm: Arctic Realm
    Difficulty: Medium
    Description: Kind of like the water realm, except instead of water there is ice and snow and instead of islands, there are large igloos. There is something etched onto a snowy rock in the realm that reads: Beware of the 6
    Health: 8,500 / 8,500
    Weaknesses: Heat (hey, Scribblium's heater can still work), Heavy Objects than can break ice
    Resistances: Cold, electricity, water. Can freeze certain objects to stop them from working.



    the one who gives AI inspiration
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
    builds large electric generator

    1/3
    cease your tomfoolery

  • ScribbliumScribblium Posts: 772Member ✭✭
    (3/3) ACTIVATE THE HEATER!
    what do i put here
    i bought a fountain pen (lamy safari)
    it's nice.
  • iceklausiceklaus Posts: 1,195Member ✭✭✭
    edited February 2018
    start "global climate change is democrat propaganda" campaign
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    I hold a large... what do they call them? Balls with spikes on them that are held by a chain?
    I hold that and spin it around, it starts gathering magic and growing...
    1/2
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • BonkersTheBucketBonkersTheBucket Posts: 137Member ✭✭
    Attack 1:

    builds large electric generator

    1/3

    The realm is resistant to electricity, but maybe a large generator can break through the resistance.

    (3/3) ACTIVATE THE HEATER!

    Heater is activated!
    -500 Realm HP (lingers, will may freeze and have to be reactivated)
    iceklaus said:

    start "global climate change is democrat propaganda" campaign

    Some vikings sheltering in the Igloo see the propaganda. They agree with you. Maybe you can manipulate them to destroy the realm?

    I hold a large... what do they call them? Balls with spikes on them that are held by a chain?
    I hold that and spin it around, it starts gathering magic and growing...
    1/2

    They are called chained maces. The ball is getting very heavy and ice below you starts to crack.
    -50 Realm HP

    Realm HP: 8,500 - 550 = 7,950 / 8,500
    Watch out! 2 Snowmen soldiers are coming for you!
    Snowman Soldier "Vincent" and his friend, Snowman Soldier "Filio" come charging at you with their stick hands. They say something but it appears to be in another language.
    Vincent HP: 750 / 750
    Filio HP: 750 / 750
    the one who gives AI inspiration
  • iceklausiceklaus Posts: 1,195Member ✭✭✭
    equip viking army with flamethrowers

    "Haaaaaaanz Lothbrok!"
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    It becomes huge, I throw it to outer space, it lands with great impact to destroy the ice of the ground
    2/2
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • BonkersTheBucketBonkersTheBucket Posts: 137Member ✭✭
    Attack 2 (Sorry for the wait):
    iceklaus said:

    equip viking army with flamethrowers

    "Haaaaaaanz Lothbrok!"

    The Vikings have no idea what they are doing, but they damage the realm nevertheless.
    -500 Realm HP (lingers)

    It becomes huge, I throw it to outer space, it lands with great impact to destroy the ice of the ground
    2/2

    A giant crater of ice appears and splits the realm into 2 giant icebergs.
    -750 Realm HP

    Heater Damage: -450 Realm HP
    The 2 Snowmen soldiers repair some cracked ice and freeze some water.
    +250 Realm HP

    Realm HP: 7,950 - 1,450 = 6,500 / 8,500
    Snowman Soldier Vincent HP: 750 / 750
    Snowman Soldier Filio HP: 750 / 750
    the one who gives AI inspiration
  • ScribbliumScribblium Posts: 772Member ✭✭
    Pickaxes that burn anything they touch (only the metal parts do that) 1/2
    what do i put here
    i bought a fountain pen (lamy safari)
    it's nice.
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
    2/3

    Supercharge generator with spores
    cease your tomfoolery

  • iceklausiceklaus Posts: 1,195Member ✭✭✭
    add terran medics and stimpacks to viking army
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭
    Get ya mum to jump inside of the relm lol
    get it because I'm calling your mother fat, and the realm is vulnerable to heavy objects. also, women are objects.
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  • BonkersTheBucketBonkersTheBucket Posts: 137Member ✭✭
    Attack 2:

    Pickaxes that burn anything they touch (only the metal parts do that) 1/2

    Will be great. Just don't use them for ice climbing heh.

    2/3

    Supercharge generator with spores

    The generator is getting stronger and is breaking through the ice's electricity generator!
    iceklaus said:

    add terran medics and stimpacks to viking army

    The amount of damage per turn decreases at a slower rate now with medics to heal frostbite and give hot cocoa.
    -450 Realm HP (Lingers)
    Lefian said:

    Get ya mum to jump inside of the relm lol
    get it because I'm calling your mother fat, and the realm is vulnerable to heavy objects. also, women are objects.

    Hehe Halarious. But how about everyone's mum? Yea, that will work.
    -500 Realm HP (Fat)

    Heater Damage: -250 Realm HP
    The Two snowmen break the Heater, causing it to do way less damage. It needs repairs (0/4). Remember, multiple people can help do an action on a single thing.
    The Two snowmen soldiers also start creating another snowmen, however its only a snow mush right now.

    Realm HP: 6,500 - 1,200 = 5,300 / 8,500
    Snowman Soldier Vincent HP: 750 / 750
    Snowman Soldier Filio HP : 750 / 750
    Snow Mush HP: 350 / 350

    Don't forget to attack the snowman soldiers, they are getting stronger.
    the one who gives AI inspiration
  • iceklausiceklaus Posts: 1,195Member ✭✭✭
    Load a gattling gun with 2320 sodium shells and then, well, unload it.
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭
    I forge a sort of cannon that shoots heavy lead battering rams into the realm every few minutes. 1/4(?)
    mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm
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