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As God as God can Be: The Threemake

SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭
edited December 2017 in Playground
JESUS EVERYONE KEEPS DYING FUCK ME

ok. So, you know the drill
you're a god. You god around

Ok, so story time
It's 1750, the industrial revolution is revolutionizing around and america's all rebellious and sutch. And a few new gods are about to enter the stage of the world. These gods will guide this world on a alternate course of history, and probably brake some things.

Application Form

God Name:
God Of:
Religion Name:
Follower Name:
Some other Stuff:

ok, you know the drill. I won't die unlike every other game lol
I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
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  • SphealSpheal Member Posts: 158 ✭✭
    God Name: Mekus
    God Of: Steam
    Religion Name: Mekanism
    Follower Name: Mekenite
    Info: Like a steampunk-ish god
    spheals are round
    spheals are good
  • MetronomeFanaticMetronomeFanatic Member Posts: 52 ✭✭
    Uiomancant did it better.
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 695 ✭✭
    God Name: Maxwell
    God Of: Drawing, Art
    Religion Name: Scribblenautians
    Follower Name: Scribblenaut
    Some other Stuff: Reference
    Relationship Status: 30i (Imaginary)
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,970 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Noob


    Storm
    God of Magic
    Magism
    Magist
    We also specialize in life magic and creation.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭
    Spheal said:

    God Name: Mekus
    God Of: Steam
    Religion Name: Mekanism
    Follower Name: Mekenite
    Info: Like a steampunk-ish god

    God Name: Maxwell
    God Of: Drawing, Art
    Religion Name: Scribblenautians
    Follower Name: Scribblenaut
    Some other Stuff: Reference

    Noob


    Storm
    God of Magic
    Magism
    Magist
    We also specialize in life magic and creation.
    (fite me)
    ok. Now, where do you begin?
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,970 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Let’s jump down on the USA, specifically New York
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

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  • SphealSpheal Member Posts: 158 ✭✭
    Lets go to Britain
    spheals are round
    spheals are good
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 695 ✭✭
    To somewhere in the middle of the Sahara
    Relationship Status: 30i (Imaginary)
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭

    Let’s jump down on the USA, specifically New York

    whoops sorry died due to Christmas

    You drop down in small, bustling new york. Under British rule, it's a prospering colony.
    Spheal said:

    Lets go to Britain

    You drop into Britain. A colonial superpower. one of the greatest navies and so on and so forth

    To somewhere in the middle of the Sahara

    you drop into the rolling dunes of the Sahara desert.
    it's warm.
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • SphealSpheal Member Posts: 158 ✭✭
    Do I have followers?
    spheals are round
    spheals are good
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,970 ✭✭✭✭✭
    America is not under British rule, it is already a British country and it was like that ever since Indian Americans were hecked

    I will find a random wild fox, and give him ability to talk, stand, and also give him high intelligence and tell him that I want him to be my loyal servant
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
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  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭
    Spheal said:

    Do I have followers?

    no

    America is not under British rule, it is already a British country and it was like that ever since Indian Americans were hecked

    I will find a random wild fox, and give him ability to talk, stand, and also give him high intelligence and tell him that I want him to be my loyal servant

    you get what I mean, it's 1750 and the american revolution hasn't happened yet.

    ok,
    the fox is very confused but pledges to follow you.
    (Don't go the furry route ddamnit)
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,970 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I give him more knowledge, especially of magic, from illusion to true magical spells

    I get him to move around the forest, Writing “God is here” around the area, I call the guy Sniper

    I find a peaceful man, and make him my prophet, granting him magic and knowledge and let him get me some followers
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • SphealSpheal Member Posts: 158 ✭✭
    I find the most promising inventors in the country and give them steampunk technology in exchange for following me
    spheals are round
    spheals are good
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 695 ✭✭
    Summon a sand golem.
    Relationship Status: 30i (Imaginary)
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭

    I give him more knowledge, especially of magic, from illusion to true magical spells

    I get him to move around the forest, Writing “God is here” around the area, I call the guy Sniper

    I find a peaceful man, and make him my prophet, granting him magic and knowledge and let him get me some followers

    Writing "God is here" confuses people, is this graffiti or is god really here?
    Sniper travels around, writing it everywhere. Using magic to write.
    The man worships you, with his magic. He begins gaining followers in your name
    Spheal said:

    I find the most promising inventors in the country and give them steampunk technology in exchange for following me

    the wonders of Steam spread through the most famed inventors.
    (Industrial revolution's starting early?)
    Several inventors now follow you

    Summon a sand golem.

    you summon a sand golem
    sandy
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • SphealSpheal Member Posts: 158 ✭✭
    I have all the inventors gain followers for me
    spheals are round
    spheals are good
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 695 ✭✭
    Have the sand golem walk to the nearest tribe.
    Relationship Status: 30i (Imaginary)
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭
    Spheal said:

    I have all the inventors gain followers for me

    The inventors go around, making fabulous steam creations to preach of you, But one claims to be the real steam god!

    Have the sand golem walk to the nearest tribe.

    The golem walks to a nearby tribe, he gets a few arrows in his sandy bod
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • SphealSpheal Member Posts: 158 ✭✭
    His creations all explode, leaving behind words made of steam in the air, saying: "Mekus is the true god."
    Also I hold a crafting contest among my followers. Best invention gets to be my prophet
    spheals are round
    spheals are good
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,970 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The man goes out of the forest, into the urban areas to get followers, then we build a large area with small facilities in the forest for the followers, facilities include meditation areas, libraries with my own magical books and knowledge, hunting areas, training areas, sleeping holes, and convenient toilets.

    Sniper will be given more physical strength, and also will be given ultra speed, so he can almost hardly be seen while dashing between the trees... he moves around, leaving some people letters with the words “Join us, the true religion, come to the forest for knowledge.”

    All new followers will be given knowledge and strength
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
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  • SphealSpheal Member Posts: 158 ✭✭
    bump
    spheals are round
    spheals are good
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭
    Spheal said:

    His creations all explode, leaving behind words made of steam in the air, saying: "Mekus is the true god."
    Also I hold a crafting contest among my followers. Best invention gets to be my prophet

    You hold a crafting contest, thousands of brilliant inventions are spread among the splaying fairgrounds, massive steam powered robots strut along. Machines whirl past. And simple devices make simple jobs easy!

    You find a promising inventor. One who managed to make a engine powered by steam. Capable of powering thousands of other devices. And promote him to become a prophet

    The man goes out of the forest, into the urban areas to get followers, then we build a large area with small facilities in the forest for the followers, facilities include meditation areas, libraries with my own magical books and knowledge, hunting areas, training areas, sleeping holes, and convenient toilets.

    Sniper will be given more physical strength, and also will be given ultra speed, so he can almost hardly be seen while dashing between the trees... he moves around, leaving some people letters with the words “Join us, the true religion, come to the forest for knowledge.”

    All new followers will be given knowledge and strength

    you begin building a magical compound, with their own shitters.
    dozens come from all over.
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,970 ✭✭✭✭✭
    We continue doing this, and teach people how to fight with our weapons
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • SphealSpheal Member Posts: 158 ✭✭
    Begin work on a massive airship powered by steam, the home base of Mekus's followers
    spheals are round
    spheals are good
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 695 ✭✭
    A giant pencil appears in the sky and creates a tower, shaped like a fountain pen, and the nib creates water. The sand golem dissolves and leaves a message that tells the tribe where the fountain pen tower is and what it does.
    Relationship Status: 30i (Imaginary)
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭

    A giant pencil appears in the sky and creates a tower, shaped like a fountain pen, and the nib creates water. The sand golem dissolves and leaves a message that tells the tribe where the fountain pen tower is and what it does.

    hehehe
    fountain pen,

    The tribe begins to worship you and the pen
    Spheal said:

    Begin work on a massive airship powered by steam, the home base of Mekus's followers

    we's geetin steamypunk now eh?

    A massive airship is being constructed. It's pretty big

    We continue doing this, and teach people how to fight with our weapons

    yiu teach them how to fight. And some of the most able bodied men are serving pretty well
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • SphealSpheal Member Posts: 158 ✭✭
    More bigger, more airship
    spheals are round
    spheals are good
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 695 ✭✭
    I create 30 houses surrounding the fountain pen, and let the tribe live in them
    Relationship Status: 30i (Imaginary)
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,970 ✭✭✭✭✭
    We concentrate the whole turn on turning the civilization into a small town
    New members are still being found
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
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