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Merc Arena, The high tension gambling game brought to you by the guy that has no life!

SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭
edited January 17 in Playground
The Pit, home to the best fights this side of... I don't know... Somewhere?
Well, you see. fights come high and low and are some of the biggest and best around. And the betting, well that's even bigger
you have come here today to test your luck, your betting skills, and your drinking skills.

Ok,
so.
here's how to play.
This is in 3 Phases
1: Management Phase
During this phase you upgrade and equip your fighters. Train and gear them up for the fight ahead. And assign your fighters to certain fights on certain days
2: Betting Phase
During this phase you place your money on who you think is going to win, on phase 3
3: Battle Phase
During this phase, Entered Mercenaries fight to the death. (Or at least till one gives up). Then bet money is given and then it's back to phase 1

So to play, just say something like "I'll play" and I'll give you 3 Mercs to choose from.

Weekly Schedule
Sunday - 1v1 Fight, Monday - 1v1 Fight, Tuesday - 2v2 Fight, Wednesday - 1v1 Fight, Thursday - 2v2 Fight, Friday - Free For All Match, Saturday - 3v3 Fight
The Schedule might change, there might be tournament matches and there might be special events.

Also Seasonal Events

Good luck, may your fighters be true and your bets be shady!

Fighter Catalouge

Giant Snake
How do snakes get this big? I don't know...
HP: 80/80
Attack: 5-7
Armor: 5
Accuracy: 100%

Space Marine
The finest warrior in the imperium of man, what's he doing here?
HP: 50/50
Attack: 8-12
Armor: 3
Accuracy: 80%
Element: Space

PU-55-y
The greatest war robot that's definently not a converted sex bot.
HP: 25/25
Attack: 16-24
Armor: 1
Accuracy: 75%
Element: Robot


Duckbot
It's a duck, it's a robot. What more do you need?
HP: 50/50
Attack: 13-15
Armor: 3-5
Accuracy: 90%
Element: Robot

Swarm of Bees - !RARE!
It's bees, what in the fuck are bees doing here?
BP(Bee Points): 100/100
Attack: 100-d (100 minus the amount of dead Bees)
Armor: 0
Accuracy: 75%
Element: Bug

Gaggle of Geese !! SUPER-RARE !!
OH SWEET JEASUS AHHH THEY ARE EATING MY EYES
GP: 25 (Geese Points)
Attack: 100 - 4d (100 damage, minus four times the dead amoont of geese)
Armor: 10
Accuracy: 80%
Element: Bird

Land-Shark
Sharknado is running out of ideas.
HP: 75/75
Attack: 6-9
Armor: 7
Accuracy: 60%
Element: Fish

I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
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Comments

  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭
    *Gentle bump*
    ok let's see if this has a chance
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭
    *One more gentle bump*
    am I allowed to bump this once a year?
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • SphealSpheal Member Posts: 195 ✭✭
    Ok, sure, I'll give it a shot
    spheals are round
    spheals are good
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭
    Spheal said:

    Ok, sure, I'll give it a shot

    whrrrr
    generating mercs:

    Space Marine
    The finest warrior in the imperium of man, what's he doing here?
    HP: 50/50
    Attack: 8-12
    Armor: 3
    Accuracy: 80%

    Giant Snake
    How do snakes get this big? I don't know...
    HP: 80/80
    Attack: 5-7
    Armor: 5
    Accuracy: 100%

    PU-55-y
    The greatest war robot that's definently not a converted sex bot.
    HP: 25/25
    Attack: 16-24
    Armor: 1
    Accuracy: 75%

    You start with 100 credits.
    You will use this to bet on fights during the day.
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • SphealSpheal Member Posts: 195 ✭✭
    Snake, obviously
    spheals are round
    spheals are good
  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭
    I'm in
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭
    iceklaus said:

    I'm in

    ok, then snokey bokey

    Duckbot
    It's a duck, it's a robot. What more do you need?
    HP: 50/50
    Attack: 13-15
    Armor: 3-5
    Accuracy: 90%
    Element: Robotic

    Space Marine
    The finest warrior in the imperium of man, what's he doing here?
    HP: 50/50
    Attack: 8-12
    Armor: 3
    Accuracy: 80%
    Element: Space

    Swarm of Bees - !RARE!
    It's bees, what in the fuck are bees doing here?
    BP(Bee Points): 100/100
    Attack: 100-d (100 minus the amount of dead Bees)
    Armor: 0
    Accuracy: 75%
    Element: Bug
    Spheal said:

    Snake, obviously

    ok,

    Giant Snake
    How do snakes get this big? I don't know...
    HP: 80/80
    Attack: 5-7
    Armor: 5
    Accuracy: 100%
    Element: Reptile

    today is friday, it's Phase 1!

    There will be a simple 1v1 match with a training robot today,
    today's major match is a Free for All, 0 Entrees so far.
    You have 100 Credits
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭
    duckbot!

    for the glory of quacktron!
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • SphealSpheal Member Posts: 195 ✭✭
    ENter
    spheals are round
    spheals are good
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭
    iceklaus said:

    duckbot!

    for the glory of quacktron!

    Duckbot
    It's a duck, it's a robot. What more do you need?
    HP: 50/50
    Attack: 13-15
    Armor: 3-5
    Accuracy: 90%
    Element: Robotic

    note:
    The days conincide with the days, aka: today is wesdnetday, so it is Wednesday

    it is phase 1: management phase, you have 100 credits.
    Spheal said:

    ENter

    generating

    Space Marine
    The finest warrior in the imperium of man, what's he doing here?
    HP: 50/50
    Attack: 8-12
    Armor: 3
    Accuracy: 80%
    Element: Space

    Gaggle of Geese !! SUPER-RARE !!
    OH SWEET JEASUS AHHH THEY ARE EATING MY EYES
    GP: 25 (Geese Points)
    Attack: 100 - 4d (100 damage, minus four times the dead amoont of geese)
    Armor: 10
    Accuracy: 80%
    Element: Bird

    Land-Shark
    Sharknado is running out of ideas.
    HP: 75/75
    Attack: 6-9
    Armor: 7
    Accuracy: 60%
    Element: Fish

    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • SphealSpheal Member Posts: 195 ✭✭
    I get the geese (wait i already joined)
    spheals are round
    spheals are good
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭
    Spheal said:

    I get the geese (wait i already joined)

    you already joined...
    ok also i'm getting rid of the "Daily system" because that would be too many updates.
    it's Monday, there's a fight today!
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭
    Gogo robot duck!
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • SphealSpheal Member Posts: 195 ✭✭
    Go Snake (or geese cause i want the geese) , kill them all!!!
    spheals are round
    spheals are good
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭
    iceklaus said:

    Gogo robot duck!

    Spheal said:

    Go Snake (or geese cause i want the geese) , kill them all!!!

    Duck and snake have been entered into today's match. The winnings for the fight will be 75 Credits.

    Phase 2: Betting Phase.

    Today's odds are 2-1 in duckbot's favor

    you all have 100 credits
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭
    all in on the duck, ofc
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • SphealSpheal Member Posts: 195 ✭✭
    All in on my snake
    spheals are round
    spheals are good
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭
    iceklaus said:

    all in on the duck, ofc

    100 credits on duck, 100 on snake.

    Battling phase:

    Duckbot
    It's a duck, it's a robot. What more do you need?
    HP: 50/50
    Attack: 13-15
    Armor: 3-5
    Accuracy: 90%
    Element: Robotic

    Giant Snake
    How do snakes get this big? I don't know...
    HP: 80/80
    Attack: 5-7
    Armor: 5
    Accuracy: 100%

    Whamo! Duckbot strikes for 13 damage! 5 absorbed by armor!
    Slam! Snake takes a bite out of duckbot, 7 damage! 4 absorbed by armor!

    Duckbot
    It's a duck, it's a robot. What more do you need?
    HP: 47/50
    Attack: 13-15
    Armor: 3-5
    Accuracy: 90%
    Element: Robotic

    Giant Snake
    How do snakes get this big? I don't know...
    HP: 67/80
    Attack: 5-7
    Armor: 5
    Accuracy: 100%

    Odds updated: 3-1 in duckbot's favor, with 132 Credits on Duckbot, and 102 Credits on Snake

    turns left in fight: 2
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭
    do we wait or do we earn more credits per turn?
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
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