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Funny quotes

QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Member Posts: 472 ✭✭✭
edited October 16 in Off Topic
Put funny quotes you find here.
(This is like an alternative to out of context, for where the quotes don't really need context, but are still amusing.)
Anyways back to writing The tree portal.

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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,390 ✭✭✭✭
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  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 58 ✭✭
    and when there was no wine left, the mother said: there is no wine (John 2:3)
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    "When you have a tank, and you see a police car, you know. That shit is going down." - Broken Nelson Al
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  • QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Member Posts: 472 ✭✭✭

    Anyways back to writing The tree portal.
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,450 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Member Posts: 472 ✭✭✭

    Anyways back to writing The tree portal.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,390 ✭✭✭✭
    one of my friends: “dude I just bought 100$ shoes”
    other friend: “dude do you know how much robux you could’ve gotten?!”
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 58 ✭✭
    "hide your kids, hide your wives."

    Antwone Dodson
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for
  • adam_antichristadam_antichrist Member Posts: 446 ✭✭✭
    What if Bigfoot is blurry? That's even more terrifying to me, that there's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. -Mitch Hedburg

  • QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Member Posts: 472 ✭✭✭

    Anyways back to writing The tree portal.
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,101 ✭✭✭
    edited November 16
    "Rocks are fun to deal with I guess. Do you take the koala's then? They'll be fine, so long as you leave their tails unwedged."
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
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