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Dice, a game about stats, chance, and dice.

ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭
edited October 13 in Playground
You have nothing to do currently, so you decide to play around with your dice.


Just say what you do and I'll tell you if you are succesful and if you gain any stats.

You all share the same character

https://pastebin.com/n5W1WAbY
Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
The world may never know
"You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
"Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
""""My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
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  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 209 ✭✭
    I throw 3 dice
    Hello I'm Scribble the Scribbly Scribbler of Scribbland. Scribblo!
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭
    they show 3, 1 and 5

    9

    +1 luck
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,339 ✭✭✭✭
    I throw a dice at the window to see the damage it deals
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭
    @Brainstorm The window sounds like when you throw something at it and the dice falls on the floor.

    +1 strength

    +1 determination
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,339 ✭✭✭✭
    I eat the dice and spit it very hard at the window
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,390 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Roll a 20-sided die.
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 209 ✭✭
    Roll 12 dice
    Hello I'm Scribble the Scribbly Scribbler of Scribbland. Scribblo!
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭
    @Scribblium 2,4,1,1,1,3,1,4,4,1,1,4
    +2 luck

    @¤RunninginReverse¤ 12
    +3 luck

    @Brainstorm you choke, and can't spit. Scribblium does the heimlich on you. the dice land at the window.

    +1 times choked
    +1 window cracks
    +1 near death eperiences
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,339 ✭✭✭✭
    I spin the dice like a beyblade and scream “WINGED PEGASUS, GO!”
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭
    The dice spins off the table.
    -1 funnyness
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 209 ✭✭
    i throw a 32 sided die
    Hello I'm Scribble the Scribbly Scribbler of Scribbland. Scribblo!
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,390 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I go outside and assault squirrels with a handful of 4-sided die until one hits one of them. ((Just keep trying until it hits one, get it all done in one turn.))
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,339 ✭✭✭✭
    I do it again and again until I become gayblade master
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭
    @Scribblium 27
    +1 advanced point

    @¤RunninginReverse¤ You hit them the first try
    +1 luck
    +2 speed

    @Brainstorm You don't become a master at blade, but you become a master at gay
    +1 happiness
    +1 rainbows
    +3 cofusion
    wat
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,390 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Keep hitting squirrels with die.
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 209 ✭✭
    I flip a coin and attempt to hit it out of the air with a 8 sided die
    Hello I'm Scribble the Scribbly Scribbler of Scribbland. Scribblo!
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭
    @¤RuninginReverse¤
    Nothing happens (You can't use the same action twice, be creative!)
    + nothing

    @Scribblium
    You do! Wait, did you just summon a coin out of thin air?
    + 1 luck
    + 3 skill
    + 1 coin

    You might want to break that window, there's no doors here.
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 209 ✭✭
    I attempt that a few more times
    Hello I'm Scribble the Scribbly Scribbler of Scribbland. Scribblo!
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,390 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ". . . Okay, fine, but next time . . ."

    Instead of just randomly attacking squirrels, initiate proper combat with a squirrel. Roll initiative. Roll the squirrel's D20 for them.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,339 ✭✭✭✭
    I put the dice in the nearest person’s ass
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭
    @Scribblium nothing happens, you can't use the same action twice.

    @¤RunninginReverse¤ Sorry, you haven't earned any initiative, oh well. Here, have some.
    The squirrel rolls 20
    you roll 13 +5 = 17
    +5 initiative

    @Brainstorm How rude!
    You put the dice up your ass, thats gross. Let's try to keep it PG this time.
    +1 strikes
    -7 reputation
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,390 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Shit.

    "Well, your move first, squirrel."

    I prepare to roll to Parry, waiting for the squirrel to use their turn.
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 209 ✭✭
    I spin a 64 sided spinner
    Hello I'm Scribble the Scribbly Scribbler of Scribbland. Scribblo!
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭
    @Scribblium You get 3,722

    @¤RunninginReverse¤ you roll a skill roll to parry d20+3=13+3=16
    squirrels dexterity is 1*10¹⁷=100000000000000000 so........
    squirrels strength is 1, your body is 0.
    hp+10
    hp-1
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 209 ✭✭
    I throw a coin at the window
    Hello I'm Scribble the Scribbly Scribbler of Scribbland. Scribblo!
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭
    @Scribblium
    -1 coin
    +1 window cracks
    +1 strength
    -1 luck
    +1 determination
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 209 ✭✭
    I grab a Random Number Generator, for 4 numbers 1-100, then search it up on the OEIS
    Hello I'm Scribble the Scribbly Scribbler of Scribbland. Scribblo!
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,390 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What the fuck? Am I facing a god squirrel? Why is there dexterity stat so damn OP?

    Look over my spells list for a few seconds on my turn . . .

    "I cast Magic Missile."

    Roll a D20 to see if the attack hits. If it does, hurl a handful of dice at the god squirrel.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,339 ✭✭✭✭
    I clean the dice with my tongue and roll the dice
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭
    @Scribblium you fail

    @¤RunninginReverse¤ You do, squirrel fainted.
    -1 funnyness
    +1 skill
    +1 gods killed

    @Brainstorm gross
    -15 reputation
    +0,3 strikes
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
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