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The Infinite War

SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭
edited September 28 in Playground
You've seen the vault, you've seen the unopenable box. Now time for me to take a generic ripoff and make it somewhat interesting. Welcome to

THE INFINITE WAR
For countless years. The endless war ravaged planet after planet. People with the powers to create anything creating weapons of war and destruction. They would reck havoc on the worlds and eventually destroy them. And they would move on to another one.

Well. In this, you make a unit. You make units attack other units. Rinse, repeat, make profit. Buy upgrades. Take over the world

----Shop----
Best Friend: Get your Buddy to help you make stuff. two creations at once! 200 C
More Friends: You are popular huh? Get another creation at the same time! 500 C
School Labor: Get your entire school to do slave labor for the war machine! +2 Creations! 2500 C

Battery: Charge up higher. Allowing for stronger stuff! +3 Charge 200 C
Big Battery: MORE CHARGE! +3 Charge 300 C

Basic Upgrade: A universal upgrade to make your shit better. 500 C

More to Come!

----Hall of Fame----
Noone Right now. The minions with the highest kills counts will appear here.

----Players----
Noone.
When you start. You start broke as shiet with 3 Charge. That means you can charge a minion up to 3 turns until you unleash it.




Ok
now kill eachother. I wana watch
I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
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  • NickCydenNickCyden Member Posts: 204 ✭✭
    I create a minion...I guess that's how this works?
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭
    NickCyden said:

    I create a minion...I guess that's how this works?

    to create a minion. Say what it is and how many turns it's going to take to charge
    Like. I create a guy named larry with a gun. It will take 2 turns to make
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,450 ✭✭✭
    I create a minion (can I call him a "drone" of sorts?) named 1 of 3 with a pulse rifle.

    Low-class transport drone

    0/1
    Current Status : Normal

    "What in God's name is happening dare I ask?"-me
    "Do you ever just skLat?"-QuentinPlaysMC

  • NickCydenNickCyden Member Posts: 204 ✭✭
    edited September 25
    I create a minion called Haloth. He's a fire ghoul that'll take 2 turns to charge
    Post edited by NickCyden on
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭

    I create a minion (can I call him a "drone" of sorts?) named 1 of 3 with a pulse rifle.

    Low-class transport drone

    0/1

    NickCyden said:

    I create a minion called Haloth. He's a fire ghoul that'll take 2 turns to charge

    Drone 01.
    Low-Class Transport Drone
    1/1
    CHARGING FINISHED!
    Haloth
    Fire Ghoul
    1/2
    Charging!

    A small drone pops onto the battlefield. It looks around. It's quite lonely right now.
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,450 ✭✭✭
    I create a second drone named 2 of 3, armed with a photon blaster

    Low class stealth drone

    0/1
    Current Status : Normal

    "What in God's name is happening dare I ask?"-me
    "Do you ever just skLat?"-QuentinPlaysMC

  • NickCydenNickCyden Member Posts: 204 ✭✭
    While Haloth is charging, I start charging a second troop named Vincent. A wolf-hide covered warrior. He takes 1 turn to charge.

    I assume when they're both charged, I can start charging other things right?
  • MrMonkey7thMrMonkey7th Member Posts: 1,098 ✭✭✭
    Charge 1/3 for Micro-slicer drone.
    e^i*π=-1
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭

    I create a second drone named 2 of 3, armed with a photon blaster

    Low class stealth drone

    0/1

    NickCyden said:

    While Haloth is charging, I start charging a second troop named Vincent. A wolf-hide covered warrior. He takes 1 turn to charge.

    I assume when they're both charged, I can start charging other things right?

    Well. Technically you post when the charge is still at 1/2. you can start a new charge next turn after this post.

    Charge 1/3 for Micro-slicer drone.

    ok

    Micro-Slicer drone
    Slicing Drone
    1/3

    Haloth
    Fire Ghoul
    2/2
    Charging Finished

    Drone 02
    Low-Class Stealth Drone
    1/1
    Charging Finished!

    Another drone pops into existance right next to his older brother. And a new ghoul appears!

    Lava

    Drone 01
    Low Class Cargo Drone
    HP: 25/25

    Drone 02
    Low Class Stealth Drone
    HP: 25/25

    Nick

    Haloth
    Fire Ghoul
    HP: 60/60
    Special: Inflicts burning

    Next turn. Things get weird and wild
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • NickCydenNickCyden Member Posts: 204 ✭✭
    Alright, I guess now I start charging Vincent. And Imma make him a 2 charge so he'll be a bit stronger

    charge 0/2

    (This portion is assuming that the charge thing is like a slotting mechanic)
    I charge Oni, the Love demon for 1 turn
    charge 0/1
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,450 ✭✭✭
    edited September 26
    I charge 3 of 3. Has a higher-scale type 3 phaser.

    Low-class tank. Armored

    0/2

    The other two on the battle field I tell not to bring on conflict. Search for ressources. Build collective.
    Current Status : Normal

    "What in God's name is happening dare I ask?"-me
    "Do you ever just skLat?"-QuentinPlaysMC

  • MrMonkey7thMrMonkey7th Member Posts: 1,098 ✭✭✭
    Catch me if I'm wrong, but can I do this:

    Micro-Slicer Drone I 2/3
    Micro-Slicer Drone II 1/3

    Or only this:

    Micro Slicer Drone 2/3

    If I can, then obviously do option 1.
    e^i*π=-1
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭

    Catch me if I'm wrong, but can I do this:

    Micro-Slicer Drone I 2/3
    Micro-Slicer Drone II 1/3

    Or only this:

    Micro Slicer Drone 2/3

    If I can, then obviously do option 1.

    Okay Jeasus you can't charge two at once.
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭
    sorry for doublepost
    NickCyden said:

    Alright, I guess now I start charging Vincent. And Imma make him a 2 charge so he'll be a bit stronger

    charge 0/2

    (This portion is assuming that the charge thing is like a slotting mechanic)
    I charge Oni, the Love demon for 1 turn
    charge 0/1

    So I geuss the bottom is a slotting thing? Uh, that's gonna be a pain in the ass to track so. Just hold on to him and do it later

    I charge 3 of 3. Has a higher-scale type 3 phaser.

    Low-class tank. Armored

    0/2

    The other two on the battle field I tell not to bring on conflict. Search for ressources. Build collective.

    Ok Cool what do you people have with drones? Also you don't really give them orders, You can tell them to do something like target a specific person but other wise they just duke it out till everyone's dead

    Catch me if I'm wrong, but can I do this:

    Micro-Slicer Drone I 2/3
    Micro-Slicer Drone II 1/3

    Or only this:

    Micro Slicer Drone 2/3

    If I can, then obviously do option 1.

    you start charging number 1 because it's the only one you can charge unless you want to charge number 2 to 1 charge and have two at 1 charge

    -----------

    Haloth Runs up at slaps drone 02. 5 Damage!
    Drone 02 Goes invisible.
    Drone 01 Hauls a rock ontop of haloth's head. 3 Damage!

    @Lava_Entity

    Drone 01
    Low Class Cargo Drone
    HP: 25/25

    Drone 02
    Low Class Stealth Drone
    HP: 20/25

    Drone 03
    Low-Class Tank
    Charging 1/2

    @NickCyden

    Haloth
    Fire Ghoul
    HP: 57/60
    Special: Inflicts burning

    Vincent
    Wolf-Hide Warrior
    Charging 1/2

    @MrMonkey7th

    Micro Slicer Drone 01
    Smol Slicer
    2/3
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • NickCydenNickCyden Member Posts: 204 ✭✭
    I continue charging vincent
    1/2
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,450 ✭✭✭
    edited September 26
    2/2

    Can I charge more drones after my 3 Charge is used up?
    Current Status : Normal

    "What in God's name is happening dare I ask?"-me
    "Do you ever just skLat?"-QuentinPlaysMC

  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,390 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I begin charging a Froggit. ((Basic frog-shaped Monster. Average stats all around.))

    1/2
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭
    NickCyden said:

    I continue charging vincent
    1/2

    Ok. It would be at 2/2 technically

    2/2

    Can I charge more drones after my 3 Charge is used up?

    Explain pls

    I begin charging a Froggit. ((Basic frog-shaped Monster. Average stats all around.))

    1/2

    Ok frog

    ------------------

    Vincent Pops into existence.
    Haloth Slaps Drone 01. Starting it on fire! 6 Damage
    Drone 02 pops out of stealth, shooting Haloth in his back for 5 damage
    Drone 01 Begins hauling stuff together 1/2
    Drone 03 Pops into existence

    ------------------

    @Lava_Entity

    Drone 01
    Low Class Cargo Drone
    HP: 19/25
    !!FIRE!!

    Drone 02
    Low Class Stealth Drone
    HP: 20/25

    Drone 03
    Low-Class Tank
    HP: 50/50
    Armor: 3

    @NickCyden

    Haloth
    Fire Ghoul
    HP: 52/60
    Special: Inflicts Burning

    Vincent
    Wolf Hide Warrior
    HP: 45/45
    Armor: 2

    @MrMonkey7th

    Micro Slicer Drone 01
    Smol Slicer
    2/3

    RiR. (How do tag you have weird symbol)

    Froggit
    Frog Monster
    1/2
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,450 ✭✭✭
    edited September 27
    I tell my drones to attack the fire-thing.

    Can I charge another minion, because I have used up all my charges?

    If so, I start charging another one.

    1of 5, armed with an assault rifle.

    Medium-class tactical drone

    1/2
    Current Status : Normal

    "What in God's name is happening dare I ask?"-me
    "Do you ever just skLat?"-QuentinPlaysMC

  • NickCydenNickCyden Member Posts: 204 ✭✭
    I start charging Oni, the love demon(Healer)

    1/1? Hope that's right
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,390 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Finish making Froggit.

    2/2
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭

    I tell my drones to attack the fire-thing.

    Can I charge another minion, because I have used up all my charges?

    If so, I start charging another one.

    1of 5, armed with an assault rifle.

    Medium-class tactical drone

    1/2

    Oh ok I see where you are going. By charges I mean the 1/3 or whatever. Buying higher charges allows you to create bigger and better units.
    NickCyden said:

    I start charging Oni, the love demon(Healer)

    1/1? Hope that's right

    Yep that's right. *CLapclapclapcalp*
    still tho how do I tag you

    Finish making Froggit.

    2/2

    Froggit. Bop it. Pull it

    -------

    Drone 01 Sticks the stuff together. And drops it on his head. It's a helmet! But it's still on fire. 2 Damage +2 Armor
    Drone 02 Goes into stealth again
    Drone 03 Shoots the Shit out of Haloth. 9 Damage
    Haloth bursts into a massive fireball. 1/3
    Vincent slashes drone 03. 8 Damage. 3 Absorbed
    Froggit Bursts Into Existance
    Oni Bursts into Existance

    -------

    @Lava_Entity

    Drone 01
    Low Class Cargo Drone
    HP: 17/25
    Armor: 2
    !!FIRE!!

    Drone 02
    Low Class Stealth Drone
    HP: 20/25

    Drone 03
    Low-Class Tank
    HP: 45/50
    Armor: 3

    @NickCyden

    Haloth
    Fire Ghoul
    HP: 48/60
    Special: Inflicts Burning

    Vincent
    Wolf Hide Warrior
    HP: 45/45
    Armor: 2

    Oni
    Demon of Love
    HP: 25
    Armor: 6
    Special: Heals allies in the heat of battle

    @MrMonkey7th

    (i'm not tagging you any more after this. Pls do the reply
    Micro Slicer Drone 01
    Smol Slicer
    2/3

    RiR.

    Froggit
    Frog Monster
    HP: 50/50
    Armor: 1
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,390 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Order Froggit to take out Oni fast.

    Start creating a Migosp (Weak bug monster of some variety; slowly regenerates HP, however does not attack if there are no other living Monsters in the game.)

    (1/1)
  • NickCydenNickCyden Member Posts: 204 ✭✭
    edited September 27
    I command Oni to Heal Haloth and for Haloth to keep attacking the drone as I start charging Lilith, the Human Dragon-rider


    Charge 1/3
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,450 ✭✭✭
    I command the drones to continue firing on the attackers

    1of 5

    2/2
    Current Status : Normal

    "What in God's name is happening dare I ask?"-me
    "Do you ever just skLat?"-QuentinPlaysMC

  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭

    Order Froggit to take out Oni fast.

    Start creating a Migosp (Weak bug monster of some variety; slowly regenerates HP, however does not attack if there are no other living Monsters in the game.)

    (1/1)

    Gotcha Chef. One bug comein right up
    NickCyden said:

    I command Oni to Heal Haloth and for Haloth to keep attacking the drone as I start charging Lilith, the Human Dragon-rider


    Charge 1/3

    ok.
    sure thing chef

    I command the drones to continue firing on the attackers

    1of 5

    2/2

    D R O N E S A L L D A Y A L L N I G H T

    ----------------

    Drone 04 Pops into existence
    Migosp pops into existence
    Drone 01 Shoots Haloth some more. 4 Damage But drone 01 is still burning. 3 Damage
    Drone 02 Pops out of stealth and shoots froggit. 7 Damage. 1 Absorb
    Drone 03 Deploys a small Shield. +15 Shield
    Haloth slaps the shit out of drone 01. 6 Damage. 2 Absorb
    Vincent Slashes Froggit. 6 Damage. 1 Absorb
    Oni does a magical healing dance for Haloth. +5 HP
    Froggit body-slams drone 02 with his tongue. 8 Damage

    ----------------

    @Lava_Entity

    Drone 01
    Low Class Cargo Drone
    HP: 8/25
    Armor: 2
    !!FIRE!!

    Drone 02
    Low Class Stealth Drone
    HP: 12/25

    Drone 03
    Low-Class Tank
    HP: 45/50
    Shield: 15
    Armor: 3

    Drone 04
    Medium Class Tactical Drone
    HP: 50/50
    Armor: 1
    Special: Tactics

    @NickCyden

    Haloth
    Fire Ghoul
    HP: 48/60
    Special: Inflicts Burning

    Vincent
    Wolf Hide Warrior
    HP: 45/45
    Armor: 2

    Oni
    Demon of Love
    HP: 25/25
    Armor: 6
    Special: Heals allies in the heat of battle

    Lilith
    Human Dragon-Rider
    1/3

    @¤RunninginReverse¤

    Froggit
    Frog Monster
    HP: 37/50
    Armor: 1

    Migosp
    Bug Monster
    Hp: 25/25
    Armor: 1
    Regeneration: 3
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,450 ✭✭✭
    I charge drone 3 of 5.

    Medium class medical drone.

    1/1
    Current Status : Normal

    "What in God's name is happening dare I ask?"-me
    "Do you ever just skLat?"-QuentinPlaysMC

  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,390 ✭✭✭✭✭
    God damn Froggit I told you to attack Oni.

    I'm surrounded by morons.

    Either of you, attack Oni please.

    Begin summoning Moldsmal ((Does not attack unless provoked, and doesn't move very fast, however does quite a bit of damage and has quite a bit of HP. Maybe more than 1 Armor?))

    1/3
  • MrMonkey7thMrMonkey7th Member Posts: 1,098 ✭✭✭
    Start charging a second Micro-Slicer Drone, pausing number 1. Current Progress:

    Micro-Slicer I 2/3
    Micro-Slicer II 1/3
    e^i*π=-1
  • NickCydenNickCyden Member Posts: 204 ✭✭
    I continue charging lilith 2/3 as the others continue fighting
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