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Guess the Fake Line From a Bad Creepypasta

Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Member Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭
edited September 10 in Playground
Poorly written Creepypastas have some unintentional comedy gold hidden inside of them. 9 of the ten following lines are actual creepypasta lines. The other one is fake. Guess which one I made up. (A couple of these are paraphrased.)
You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
"I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
Congratules! Your reward is this paper cup. -@DoomlordKravoka

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Guess the Fake Line From a Bad Creepypasta 19 votes

"There's good news and bad news. The good news is that your brother is unharmed. The bad news is that one of your kidneys seems to be missing. Sorry, Jeff."
5%
Doigt 1 vote
"LET ME GO TO THE PARTY, DAD, BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!"
10%
¤RunninginReverse¤Doigt 2 votes
"Luigi. He's always been Mario's second banana."
10%
ElliottBelardo2Doigt 2 votes
"To this day, my feet hurt and are sore."
15%
DoigtBrainstormLava_Entity 3 votes
"You look hurt, what wrong?"
5%
Doigt 1 vote
"I jumped out of the window. With luck, I hit the ground."
5%
Doigt 1 vote
"While encountering her, you will hear a "Teke Teke" sound. They call her that because she runs on her elbows."
10%
Frank_3everestDoigt 2 votes
"It was at that moment that I realized I was completely retarded."
10%
ShaunMacKinnonDoigt 2 votes
"They called him "The Toppler" because he could topple mountains with his rippling biceps."
15%
YoukCatDoigtManiklas 3 votes
"We can't just kill that thing, it's a beast version of our mascot."
10%
GoldraDoigt 2 votes

Comments

  • GoldraGoldra Member Posts: 2,561 ✭✭✭
    "We can't just kill that thing, it's a beast version of our mascot."
    >posting this after posting lines to out of context
    "You don't get famous by stating that you are getting more famous. That's nonsense!" ~Karlolin
    "IT HASN'T EVEN PREMIERED ON THE THE-oh i guess you live in the US" ~Karlolin
    "Why won't you yiff with me ;.; " ~Anon9mous
    "The frosting... it's so.... mmm.... " ~Reepile
    "When the Worldstar guy is freaked the fuck out, you know there's a problem." ~Papa Franku
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,453 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "LET ME GO TO THE PARTY, DAD, BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!"
    Okay, so, I don't know much, but here's a couple things I do know for a fact for people who know even less than I do.

    - "Luigi. He's always been Mario's second banana." was from the "I HATE YOU" creepypasta, about a secret Mario level where Luigi turns out to be a bad guy, and there's blood and shit. I wasn't really scared of it, but I didn't find it that bad either, so I'm sort of confused by it's inclusion here, on supposedly the "guess the fake line from a BAD creepypasta" thread. I guess it's on Trollpasta, and it's not really conventionally scary, but it's not really a bad piece of work.
    - The first option seems fairly obviously from Jeff The Killer, but then again I've never actually read it. This confuses me more why it's included here, because isn't he like a creepypasta icon at this point?
  • Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Member Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭
    "While encountering her, you will hear a "Teke Teke" sound. They call her that because she runs on her elbows."
    You are too.
    Goldra said:

    >posting this after posting lines to out of context

    Yes I did, but I deleted em real quick because I got an idea.
    You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
    "I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
    Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
    Congratules! Your reward is this paper cup. -@DoomlordKravoka

    Dragon cave profile up in here- http://dragcave.net/user/Frank_Eeverest
  • Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Member Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭
    "While encountering her, you will hear a "Teke Teke" sound. They call her that because she runs on her elbows."
    The answer will be revealed in two days... Stay tuned.
    You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
    "I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
    Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
    Congratules! Your reward is this paper cup. -@DoomlordKravoka

    Dragon cave profile up in here- http://dragcave.net/user/Frank_Eeverest
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,453 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "LET ME GO TO THE PARTY, DAD, BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!"

    The answer will be revealed in two days... Stay tuned.

    You say when you voted on it yourself.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,393 ✭✭✭✭
    "To this day, my feet hurt and are sore."
    I am a brown box and I'm not here.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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  • Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Member Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭
    edited September 12
    "While encountering her, you will hear a "Teke Teke" sound. They call her that because she runs on her elbows."



    You say when you voted on it yourself.

    My answer may not be correct. I just am lazy and want to see what everyone else voted for without "view results".

    I am a brown box and I'm not here.

    Nice Metal Gear Solid reference.

    Okay, so, I don't know much, but here's a couple things I do know for a fact for people who know even less than I do.

    - "Luigi. He's always been Mario's second banana." was from the "I HATE YOU" creepypasta, about a secret Mario level where Luigi turns out to be a bad guy, and there's blood and shit. I wasn't really scared of it, but I didn't find it that bad either, so I'm sort of confused by it's inclusion here, on supposedly the "guess the fake line from a BAD creepypasta" thread. I guess it's on Trollpasta, and it's not really conventionally scary, but it's not really a bad piece of work.
    - The first option seems fairly obviously from Jeff The Killer, but then again I've never actually read it. This confuses me more why it's included here, because isn't he like a creepypasta icon at this point?

    I HATE YOU was actually meant to be a joke, but I threw it on here because everyone took it seriously. What really gives away the fact that I HATE YOU is a joke is the fact that the screenshots depict fluctuating numbers of lives in a way that doesn't really make sense, joking pornography references, and stupid lines like that one.

    I kind of think of I HATE YOU like the Green Day song Good Riddance (Time of Your Life). While most people find that song heart warming, it's really a song about leaving someone that you wish you never dated, making it the coldest and most sarcastic song ever thrown into mainstream culture, not to mention ITS NAME IS GOOD RIDDANCE. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SUPER OBVIOUS IN THE FIRST PLACE!

    Sorry that I got off on a tangent, there. Back on topic, the first one actually isn't from Jeff the Killer. I wrote Jeff instead of Mitch. My bad.
    Post edited by Frank_3everest on
    You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
    "I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
    Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
    Congratules! Your reward is this paper cup. -@DoomlordKravoka

    Dragon cave profile up in here- http://dragcave.net/user/Frank_Eeverest
  • DoigtDoigt Member Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭
    edited September 12
    "We can't just kill that thing, it's a beast version of our mascot."
    I'm pretty sure I selected the fake one. My methodology is fool proof!
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,393 ✭✭✭✭
    "To this day, my feet hurt and are sore."



    I am a brown box and I'm not here.

    Nice Metal Gear Solid reference.
    It is? I never knew...
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
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  • Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Member Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭
    edited September 12
    "While encountering her, you will hear a "Teke Teke" sound. They call her that because she runs on her elbows."


    It is? I never knew...

    It isn't a direct quote, but Snake is famous for hiding in cardboard boxes.
    Doigt said:

    I'm pretty sure I selected the fake one. My methodology is fool proof!

    Sorry, Doigt. I thought it would be obvious not to multi-vote, so I didn't put the rule up there. Should probably make things more clear.
    For the record,
    I know that was a troll vote.


    And the winner is @ShaunMacKinnon !
    Here are all of the stories they are from:

    "There's good news and bad news. The good news is that your brother is unharmed. The bad news is that one of your kidneys seems to be missing. Sorry, Mitch."
    is from "Eyeless Jack"

    "LET ME GO TO THE PARTY, DAD, BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!"
    is from "Beware the Dark Angels for They Will Rot Your Mind"

    "Luigi. He's always been Mario's second banana."
    is from "I HATE YOU"

    "To this day, my feet hurt and are sore."
    is from "Tails Doll: My Story"

    "You look hurt, what wrong?"
    is from "Mindless Max"

    "I jumped out of the window. With luck, I hit the ground."
    is from "A Close Encounter With the Tails Doll"

    "While encountering her, you will hear a "Teke Teke" sound. They call her that because she runs on her elbows."
    is from "Teke Teke"

    "They called him "The Toppler" because he could topple mountains with his rippling biceps."
    is from "Thomas"

    "We can't just kill that thing, it's a beast version of our mascot."
    is from "The Real Chuck-E-Cheese"
    You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
    "I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
    Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
    Congratules! Your reward is this paper cup. -@DoomlordKravoka

    Dragon cave profile up in here- http://dragcave.net/user/Frank_Eeverest
  • ShaunMacKinnonShaunMacKinnon Member Posts: 2
    edited September 17
    "It was at that moment that I realized I was completely retarded."
    @Frank_3everest what do i win ???
    (oh, first comment in 4 years, yay)
    Post edited by ShaunMacKinnon on
  • DoigtDoigt Member Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭
    edited September 12
    "We can't just kill that thing, it's a beast version of our mascot."

    For the record,
    I know that was a troll vote.


    I think you got the concept, but you got the wrong word; it was a joke. I'm pretty sure you didn't feel trolled by this.
  • Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Member Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭
    edited September 13
    "While encountering her, you will hear a "Teke Teke" sound. They call her that because she runs on her elbows."
    Doigt said:


    I think you got the concept, but you got the wrong word; it was a joke. I'm pretty sure you didn't feel trolled by this.

    true
    You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
    "I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
    Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
    Congratules! Your reward is this paper cup. -@DoomlordKravoka

    Dragon cave profile up in here- http://dragcave.net/user/Frank_Eeverest
  • Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Member Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭
    edited September 13
    "While encountering her, you will hear a "Teke Teke" sound. They call her that because she runs on her elbows."

    what do i win ???
    (oh, first comment in 4 years, yay)

    Your reward is... uhh... I didn't think of anything, but click on this for Bad Creepypasta Animated!



    You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
    "I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
    Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
    Congratules! Your reward is this paper cup. -@DoomlordKravoka

    Dragon cave profile up in here- http://dragcave.net/user/Frank_Eeverest
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