Poorly written Creepypastas have some unintentional comedy gold hidden inside of them. 9 of the ten following lines are actual creepypasta lines. The other one is fake. Guess which one I made up. (A couple of these are paraphrased.)
Guess the Fake Line From a Bad Creepypasta 20 votes
"There's good news and bad news. The good news is that your brother is unharmed. The bad news is that one of your kidneys seems to be missing. Sorry, Jeff."
"LET ME GO TO THE PARTY, DAD, BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!"
"Luigi. He's always been Mario's second banana."
"To this day, my feet hurt and are sore."
"You look hurt, what wrong?"
"I jumped out of the window. With luck, I hit the ground."
"While encountering her, you will hear a "Teke Teke" sound. They call her that because she runs on her elbows."
"It was at that moment that I realized I was completely retarded."
"They called him "The Toppler" because he could topple mountains with his rippling biceps."
"We can't just kill that thing, it's a beast version of our mascot."