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The Device {Yep it's another one}

SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭
For many, many years. The Device sat in the crater. advancing the civilization built around it. Or so the tale goes. But you and many others have found Devices. Large metal blocks with a single control panel. And these hold the key to survival in the soon dying planet

Yep. I'm back and better (or worse) then ever.

The Device is a game about a mystical machine. Inputting commands and pressing bits will preform various actions. You will have to learn the uses of the machine and how to use it to survive. As others may want to have your Machine

Players:
Noone ;-;


Item Stats:
No items at all D:

Wana play?
Name:
Job:
Fear: (Wat are you spooked from.)
Rival: (What group or person are you enemies with. Be it giant spiders or joe from state farm
Element: (I'm pretty lose with this. So expect some random bullshittery with this one :D)
I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing

Comments

  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 229 ✭✭
    Name: Scribblium
    Job: Wizard
    Fear: Eggs
    Rival: Cybermen
    Element: Flame
    Relationship Status: 30i (Imaginary)
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭

    Name: Scribblium
    Job: Wizard
    Fear: Eggs
    Rival: Cybermen
    Element: Flame

    Accepted. You step forwards to your new home. The big metal box humming silently. A single control panel sits before you. With a blue button and a knob. What do you do?
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 229 ✭✭
    Press the blue button
    Relationship Status: 30i (Imaginary)
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭

    Press the blue button

    You press the blue button, a panel next to you flys off. And a pipe sprays out water for about 5 seconds then halts.

    WATER UNLOCKED
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,516 ✭✭✭
    Name: Lava_Entity
    Job: Study of independent AI functions
    Fear: Hights
    Rival: Borg
    Element: Lava (cuz yea)
    Current Status : Normal

    "What in God's name is happening dare I ask?"-me
    "Do you ever just skLat?"-QuentinPlaysMC

  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭

    Name: Lava_Entity
    Job: Study of independent AI functions
    Fear: Hights
    Rival: Borg
    Element: Lava (cuz yea)

    You begin. Your device sitting in the crater. With the same stuff that Scribblium started with
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,393 ✭✭✭✭
    Name: Brainstorm
    Job: Mechanical Engineer
    Fear: insects that are bigger than they should be.
    Rival: Giant Spider Clan
    Element: Shadow
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,516 ✭✭✭
    I press the blue button.
    Current Status : Normal

    "What in God's name is happening dare I ask?"-me
    "Do you ever just skLat?"-QuentinPlaysMC

  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭

    Name: Brainstorm
    Job: Mechanical Engineer
    Fear: insects that are bigger than they should be.
    Rival: Giant Spider Clan
    Element: Shadow

    Heu. Acceptoo. Start with all the same stuff as everyone. The control panel with a blue button and a dial

    I press the blue button.

    Bloop. A panel flys off and a jet of water shoots out for 5ish seconds
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,516 ✭✭✭
    I tweak the knob.
    Current Status : Normal

    "What in God's name is happening dare I ask?"-me
    "Do you ever just skLat?"-QuentinPlaysMC

  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭

    I tweak the knob.

    You turn the knob up. as you turn it up the blue of the button seems to be more focused. Like it goes from a light blue to a deep dark blue
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,393 ✭✭✭✭
    I dial 911
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭

    I dial 911

    wat
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,393 ✭✭✭✭
    Oh, you said a blue button and a dial.


    I'll press the button.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,516 ✭✭✭
    I re-press the button
    Current Status : Normal

    "What in God's name is happening dare I ask?"-me
    "Do you ever just skLat?"-QuentinPlaysMC

  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 229 ✭✭
    I press the button while turning the dial
    Relationship Status: 30i (Imaginary)
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭
    edited August 28
    Name: Maniklas
    Job: Robot engineering
    Fear: Clowns
    Rival: Clowns
    Element: Time

    EDIT: posted too early
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭

    I press the button while turning the dial

    You press the button with the dial turned to full. The button is a very deep blue. You press it and... Nothing happens? You hear a message
    "Warning: Machine Liquid Pipe Blocked, Opening Maintenance Tool Hatch"
    On the side of the machine. A panel flys off

    I re-press the button

    You press the button again. More water shoots out of it. You are making a puddle from where it was shooting out now

    Oh, you said a blue button and a dial.


    I'll press the button.

    Bloop. Panel flys off. Water shoots out for 5 seconds. you know the drill lol
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,516 ✭✭✭
    edited August 28
    I repeatedly smack the button whilst turning the knob up to full, seeing if anything will happen.
    Current Status : Normal

    "What in God's name is happening dare I ask?"-me
    "Do you ever just skLat?"-QuentinPlaysMC

  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭

    I repeatedly smack the button whilst turning the knob up to full, seeing if anything will happen.

    You do that. Sometimes the water seems to get more cold as you turn it one way. Other times it seems to get hotter the other way. But you turn it to the hot fully and the water stops. And the machine spews out a message
    "WARNING: HEATING SYSTEMS FAILING. MAINTENANCE HATCH OPENING. And a panel flys off the side into the dirt
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,516 ✭✭✭
    I look into where the panel flew off.
    Current Status : Normal

    "What in God's name is happening dare I ask?"-me
    "Do you ever just skLat?"-QuentinPlaysMC

  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,393 ✭✭✭✭
    I press it again
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭
    edited August 28
    Maniklas said:

    Name: Maniklas
    Job: Robot engineering
    Fear: Clowns
    Rival: Clowns
    Element: Time

    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 229 ✭✭
    Grab the panel and try to put it back
    Relationship Status: 30i (Imaginary)
  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭

    Grab the panel and try to put it back

    Jeasus christ you try everything to progress backwards


    The Panel Slides Back on.
    Good Job
    Maniklas said:

    Maniklas said:

    Name: Maniklas
    Job: Robot engineering
    Fear: Clowns
    Rival: Clowns
    Element: Time

    Ok yada yada blue knob button water you know

    I look into where the panel flew off.

    You find a blue glowing panel. And what looks like a tool rack.
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,516 ✭✭✭
    I inspect whatever is on the tool rack
    Current Status : Normal

    "What in God's name is happening dare I ask?"-me
    "Do you ever just skLat?"-QuentinPlaysMC

  • SirfishSirfish Member Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭

    I inspect whatever is on the tool rack

    On the tool rack. There is nothing. But you glance over at the glowing panel to see "TOOL SELECTION"
    There are three tools available
    PICKAXE
    AXE
    HOE(WARNING REQUIRES MORE MATERIALS TO BE DEPOSITED)
    I'm just here to do stuff and play games because I am unproductive and should learn how to do something with my life but instead i'm just going be here and do nothing
  • NickCydenNickCyden Member Posts: 223 ✭✭
    Name: Vincent
    Job: Wizard
    Fear: The Abyss
    Rival: Abyssals
    Element: Light
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,516 ✭✭✭
    I take out the pickaxe, and strike the ground with it.
    Current Status : Normal

    "What in God's name is happening dare I ask?"-me
    "Do you ever just skLat?"-QuentinPlaysMC

  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭
    I take out the axe and strike the ground with it
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
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