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Out of Contextory! (Forum Game)

BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,391 ✭✭✭✭
This is basically a simple forum game, you're going to say a sentence to build some kind of story, so unoriginal, Isn't it? The only difference is... you will have to make the reader, one way or another, expect that what comes next is something that is horrible or very NSFW or something, and thus, this leaves us with a story filled with sentences that sound horrible out of context.

Example:

P1: Chuck woke up, to his amazement, he saw something raising his blanket up, it was his...
P2: New egg, he left it there to grow, but when it hatched, it appeared as a big pair of round...
P3: coconuts, so he ate them.... but unfortunately they were poisoned and made him shoot sticky...
P2: barf from his mouth, leading to a series of hard problems and headaches, so he found a girl... etc.

And so on...


STARTING SENTENCE:
Timmy is a young boy, he is 14 years old and wants to grow up so that he can play with....



Note: if this is inappropriate, gladly ask me to remove it.
"Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
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  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 229 ✭✭
    the RacRevoh! He was selected to test it because he was...
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  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,516 ✭✭✭
    ..insanely hungry all the time, but he was too...
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,391 ✭✭✭✭
    Happy to forget that he forgot to wipe his...
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,516 ✭✭✭
    ..auto food replicator, and yet...
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,391 ✭✭✭✭
    The replicator continued to shoot off mushrooms and sticky....
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,516 ✭✭✭
    lobsters, which he stacked in a giant....
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  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 229 ✭✭
    cabinet, which had a dead...
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,391 ✭✭✭✭
    Human, but suddenly it woke up and the world became overtaken by zombies


    Chapter 2
    Timmy has been in a zombie apocalypse for three days, he can't resist, so he goes to the bathroom to...
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭
    ... take a shower. What he doesn't expect is that in the shower there already is....
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,391 ✭✭✭✭
    ... Lots of water, overflowing the bathroom, so the moment he opens the door, the water floods him, so the whole world becomes an ocean and fish species take over the world, which is...
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭
    Quite scary, because that means the octupuses will...
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,391 ✭✭✭✭
    edited September 18
    Rip all humans to pieces, and humans will not be able to reproduce because the octopuses will tear....
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ScribbliumScribblium Member Posts: 229 ✭✭
    the human hive mind, which was there in the zombie apocalypse because a scientist...
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,391 ✭✭✭✭
    edited September 18
    Thought it was a good idea to get some soap and a cup and...
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭
    Pour it on his head, but he realized his pants got wet because....
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
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    there was a leaky pipe under his kitchen sink, which lead him to call...
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    Over the doctor, the doctor said he had to make a few tests on his....
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
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  • CharliethecadetCharliethecadet Member Posts: 31 ✭✭
    ...stethoscope to make sure it was working, but there happened to be a...
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    cow, so he used the cow instead, but..
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    it had no milk, so the doctor went to the store to...
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    Buy some, but in front of him, was a woman taking her shirt off to get ready to.....
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
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    pour juice down her fat belly, to find out....
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  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭
    if tentacles would grow out and....
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
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  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 1,516 ✭✭✭
    ..see if she could touch her toes, but Timmy ignored her and went to....
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  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭
    the shower to begin...
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    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
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    as he was looking for the soap, but he ran into a...
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  • CharliethecadetCharliethecadet Member Posts: 31 ✭✭
    Timmy yelled at the bear for being so...
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    utterly stupid, so he ran off into the...
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