I had a stupid thought, which was "hey how long would it take to get all achievements for leveling up your buildings to level 10?". I really shouldn't have asked myself this question, because the mental math is simple af so I answered it without thinking that I should probably not answer it. So it's 55 lumps for a full level 10 (because it's an arythmetic series) and there are 14 buildings so that puts us at 770 lumps. You could argue that optimal lump time is 20 hours but they're gonna cycle during your sleeping time and all that, so a bit less than 770 days (something like 641 best or whatnot) but who cares
So my question is simple: look at your stats screen, and tell me for how many days you have been playing. You are allowed to feel depressed.